Bonus Episode 3 – Vengeance is Ours, Part 3 – the CLIMAX


Everybody has payback on his mind, and this trilogy, this final hail of bullets episode will make you want to go back in time to dismantle every cretin who ever did you dirt. This is a million megaton revenge story where Larry and his pals reduce an adversary to a gibbering puddle of defeat. Best of all, it’s a how – to – guide. Don’t miss it!

How did a pyromaniac  nearly get Larry kicked out of school? • What Valentine did Larry give the high school Dean that made his head explode? • How did Larry prove Confucius wrong? • Why did Larry eat lunch standing up for four years? • What did Larry plant in Tommy Amanti’s locker that resulted in Tommy’s destruction? • What’s the ultimate repurposed gift? • How to break into a Porsche 911 in under 5 seconds. • All this and more in the explosive climax of VENGEANCE IS OURS.

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Episode 26: Dangerous Summer Fun


Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • When Larry was a wimp • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • Who you should mock mercilessly, and how  • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry’s T.N.S Dad • Best episode yet! • And more, more, more!

Who’s the pointiest Pinball Princess? She is.

Download episode and HEAR the Bride of Pinbot seduce Larry.









UPCOMING: (within 24 – 48 hours) – the CLIMAX of the epic Patreon trilogy Vengeance is Ours. 

Everybody has payback on their mind, and this trilogy, this final hail of bullets episode will make you want to go back in time to dismantle every cretin who ever did you dirt. This is a million megaton revenge story where Larry and his pals reduce an adversary to a gibbering puddle of defeat. Best of all, it’s a how – to – guide. Don’t miss it!

Getcha Official TNS Dojo Shirt here and tell the world you Take No Shit (discretely).

TNS Dojo Shirt in Gunfighter Black

Episode 25: Hollywood Sleaze


Who is Mickey Gubitosi? • Who inspired Larry to Take No Sh*t?• Why is Robert Blake banging a gorilla? • Why did Robert Blake mention Larry Bleidner on Larry King? • Why Robert Blake worries about his testicles • Is Robert Blake taller than you? • How Larry found  O.J. Simpson in the Twilight Zone • What word is written on Larry’s imaginary blimp? • Why were Starsky & Hutch 2nd rate wimps? • How to escape misery • Who was the coolest TV pimp?  All this and more!

Yes, this is showbiz, friends, so load up on the dish and dirt straight from the fakery factory… Hollywood USA.

Hot bonus episode coming up this week – the CLIMAX of the Vengeance is Ours trilogy, and it’s only available on Patreon. So join the dojo and hang with a crew that lives the Take No Sh*t life.

Follow Larry on Twitter , and if you’ve got a Facebook friend or Twitter pal with a ton of friends/followers, have them endorse in a post or Tweet, send a screen shot to and the biggest endorsement wins you this official TNS dojo shirt.

Don’t forget to give us 5 (throwing) stars over at iTunes

Episode 24: The 3 Keys to a Great Life


What are the 3 keys? • Tony Spumonte and the glass meatball • How Larry beat the neighbors from hell • Who is the Fabulous Don Kane? • What is he laughing about? • What is the “jelly bean corollary” and how can it save YOUR life? • Why everything you own is a souvenir • How to pick the perfect mate • All this and MORE!

Plus, follow Larry on Twitter and win a TNS Dojo t-shirt while staying abreast of an impending throw-down with Dick Masterson. Listeners are screaming for it, and I’m not about to let my friends down. What about Dick?  You’ll have to ask him.

Here are two long-standing Dojo members – the fabulous newlyweds Sarah & Raf. Congratulations!  Which do they love more – each other, or their official 100% cotton, sensual yet dangerous TNS Dojo shirts?

If you want to be heard – really heard – you can vocalize any time by dialing 302-71-Larry. If we play your voice mail, listeners in 78 nations (at last count) will hear your voice. How’s that for global fame?

Even more than fisticuffs with that other, rage-filled pod-caster, people want a live show/meetup – and so do I.  So tell all friends, enemies and strangers about the show. Pop over to iTunes and drop 5 stars on us. And join the TNS Dojo , for your own good and the good of the nation.


Episode 23: Thirty-one Minutes to a New You


How to win a free TNS Dojo t-shirtConfidence – how to get it, how to keep it • Why everything they tell you about booze and drugs is a lie • How to pick cool friends and unload the losers in your life • The magic word that guarantees success • What to do if you hate your friend’s fiancé • What is cripple culture? • Innocuous words they use to control you • Why solitude is good for you • Starter kit for broken hearts • All this and more!


Got a celebrity-caliber Facebook friend or Twitter follower? Have them endorse in a post or Tweet, send a screen shot to and yours may be randomly selected. If it is, you get the free shirt.

Or, you could just buy one here: The TNS Dojo Store

How do they look “on”? Here’s two proud and satisfied dudes with that TNS ‘tude“justified” Jay Lacy and the untamed Matt Savage.

Besides all the brawn, brains and good-looks, many TLS listeners are creative giants. Check out this amazing logo art by Jim Schmatz:

Can you see that on a t-shirt? I’m seeing it on shirts, stickers, coffee mugs, shot glasses, brandy snifters, and inked on the thighs of pointy chix. Have I missed anything?

Episode 22: Killing Psychic Vampires


Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car,  guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psychic vampire •  Can you kill a vampire with a shotgun? • What’s an equipment whore? • Larry meets a guy with more hobbies than brains • How a trophy wrecked a man • Why alma mater pride says, “I’m a failure.”

Bonus Episode 3: Vengeance is Ours, Part ll

In part 1 of this epic tale, you met Tommy Amanti, the mob-connected weasel who screwed over one of Larry’s closest friends. Thus commenced O.F.A. – “Operation F*** Amanti.” In this taut follow-up, discover how Larry & friends take “getting even” to the next level – and beyond.
After this episode, you’ll want to return to high school to kick ass, take names and NO S**T!   Available only on Patreon. Click here for access:

Episode 21: Larry At a Mob Funeral


What happens when Tony Spumonte asks Larry to help bury a stiff? • What was Larry’s mobster nick name? • The secret of the double-decker coffin • Why was the stripper named Nancy Knee Socks? • How did Cho-Choo Tomasso get his nick name? • Larry’s predictions for the human race • The most vicious obituary every written • Meet the dead guy who would be KING of Dick Masterson’s Rage Board • The 3 emojis that will replace all words • Why did Larry laugh at his grandmother’s funeral? All this and more! Follow Larry on where a T.N.S Dojo contest will soon be announced.

THE DOJO STORE IS OPEN! Click here and get an official T.N.S. dojo shirt – free domestic shipping.

Episode 20: Wise Up, Sheeple!


Caught in a crossfire – Larry visits a time warp bar and gets trapped in a battle between a sniper and a psychotic •  How Larry got a new job and escaped being burned alive in a union dispute • What is an authority worshipper? • Where do they come from? • Weasel words corporations and the government use to dupe us and criminalize us • “The customer is always wrong”Oh yeah!?!? • How to fight bureaucracies and win • The T.N.S. Dojo store is OPEN! Click here for the T-shirt you’ve been waiting for:

Official TNS Dojo shirt in Gunfighter Black – discreetly tells the world you TAKE NO SHIT!


Episode 19: Kicking a New Hole In United’s Ass


A FIRST for That LARRY SHOW – an EMERGENCY episode that’s pistol hot. Join Larry and the T.N.S. senseis as they brutalize United’s  punk CEO. Flying SUCKS. Why? Because the U.S. Government is in collusion with  the airlines. They have the right to throw you off a plane AND beat you to a pulp. How to make sure this never happens to YOU.