May 2017 – That LARRY SHOW

Episode 26: Dangerous Summer Fun

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • When Larry was a wimp • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • Who you should mock mercilessly, and how • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry’s T.N.S Dad • Best episode yet! • And more, more, more!

Who’s the pointiest Pinball Princess? She is.

Download episode and HEAR the Bride of Pinbot seduce Larry.

UPCOMING: (within 24 – 48 hours) – the CLIMAX of the epic Patreon trilogy Vengeance is Ours.

Everybody has payback on their mind, and this trilogy, this final hail of bullets episode will make you want to go back in time to dismantle every cretin who ever did you dirt. This is a million megaton revenge story where Larry and his pals reduce an adversary to a gibbering puddle of defeat. Best of all, it’s a how – to – guide. Don’t miss it!

Getcha Official TNS Dojo Shirt here and tell the world you Take No Shit (discretely).

Episode 25: Hollywood Sleaze

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Who is Mickey Gubitosi? • Who inspired Larry to Take No Sh*t?• Why is Robert Blake banging a gorilla? • Why did Robert Blake mention Larry Bleidner on Larry King? • Why Robert Blake worries about his testicles • Is Robert Blake taller than you? • How Larry found O.J. Simpson in the Twilight Zone • What word is written on Larry’s imaginary blimp? • Why were Starsky & Hutch 2nd rate wimps? • How to escape misery • Who was the coolest TV pimp? All this and more!

Yes, this is showbiz, friends, so load up on the dish and dirt straight from the fakery factory… Hollywood USA.

Hot bonus episode coming up this week – the CLIMAX of the Vengeance is Ours trilogy, and it’s only available on Patreon. So join the dojo and hang with a crew that lives the Take No Sh*t life.

Follow Larry on Twitter , and if you’ve got a Facebook friend or Twitter pal with a ton of friends/followers, have them endorse thatlarryshow.com in a post or Tweet, send a screen shot to thatlarryshow@gmail.com and the biggest endorsement wins you this official TNS dojo shirt.

Don’t forget to give us 5 (throwing) stars over at iTunes

Episode 24: The 3 Keys to a Great Life

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What are the 3 keys? • Tony Spumonte and the glass meatball • How Larry beat the neighbors from hell • Who is the Fabulous Don Kane? • What is he laughing about? • What is the “jelly bean corollary” and how can it save YOUR life? • Why everything you own is a souvenir • How to pick the perfect mate • All this and MORE!

Plus, follow Larry on Twitter and win a TNS Dojo t-shirt while staying abreast of an impending throw-down with Dick Masterson. Listeners are screaming for it, and I’m not about to let my friends down. What about Dick? You’ll have to ask him.

Here are two long-standing Dojo members – the fabulous newlyweds Sarah & Raf. Congratulations! Which do they love more – each other, or their official 100% cotton, sensual yet dangerous TNS Dojo shirts?

If you want to be heard – really heard – you can vocalize any time by dialing 302-71-Larry. If we play your voice mail, listeners in 78 nations (at last count) will hear your voice. How’s that for global fame?

Even more than fisticuffs with that other, rage-filled pod-caster, people want a live show/meetup – and so do I. So tell all friends, enemies and strangers about the show. Pop over to iTunes and drop 5 stars on us. And join the TNS Dojo , for your own good and the good of the nation.

Episode 23: Thirty-one Minutes to a New You

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How to win a free TNS Dojo t-shirt • Confidence – how to get it, how to keep it • Why everything they tell you about booze and drugs is a lie • How to pick cool friends and unload the losers in your life • The magic word that guarantees success • What to do if you hate your friend’s fiancé • What is cripple culture? • Innocuous words they use to control you • Why solitude is good for you • Starter kit for broken hearts • All this and more!

HOW TO WIN THIS SHIRT:

Got a celebrity-caliber Facebook friend or Twitter follower? Have them endorse thatlarryshow.com in a post or Tweet, send a screen shot to thatlarryshow@gmail.com and yours may be randomly selected. If it is, you get the free shirt.

Or, you could just buy one here: The TNS Dojo Store

How do they look “on”? Here’s two proud and satisfied dudes with that TNS ‘tude – “justified” Jay Lacy and the untamed Matt Savage.

Besides all the brawn, brains and good-looks, many TLS listeners are creative giants. Check out this amazing logo art by Jim Schmatz:

Can you see that on a t-shirt? I’m seeing it on shirts, stickers, coffee mugs, shot glasses, brandy snifters, and inked on the thighs of pointy chix. Have I missed anything?

Episode 22: Killing Psychic Vampires

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Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car, guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psychic vampire • Can you kill a vampire with a shotgun? • What’s an equipment whore? • Larry meets a guy with more hobbies than brains • How a trophy wrecked a man • Why alma mater pride says, “I’m a failure.”