Truth lives at That LARRY SHOW, a weekly sojourn at the crossroads of madness and enlightenment. With LARRY in your life, you'll Take No Sh*t, and laugh your way to victory.
When Valentines become NIGHTMARES ■ Why is Kyrsten Sinema being SUED by her bodyguard’s WIFE?■ Adam & Eve – how it REALLY went down■ Is UTAH the creepiest state? ■ Meet the new BONNIE & CLYDE
Old School Santa improved kids with lumps of coal■ Why HALLMARK actors are simp castratos ■ Why do middle-aged Americans look like children? ■ Larry’s SICK plan for stadium kiss-cams ■ If Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison did a Hallmark movie ■ GAY Chatgpt tells whyHallmark Romeos are weird■TheREAL MEANINGof Christmas
I wrote the lyrics, sang them and made the above video back in December 2017. It seemed so wacky at the time – all those big media moguls and darlings sprayed with Eau de Shame for their sexual misbehavior, during the “hashtag METOO” party. The most laughable was dependably unfunny jerk-off (literally) Louis CK who was slammed for pleasuring himself.
You can’t make such shit up.
Soon, their transgressions were considered child’s play. The mighty cringey Epstein would show them all what amateurs they were, and then, to ensure his position as King of Sleaze Hill, be suicided by ?????
When it seemed Jeffie might occupy headlines eternally, he was toppled by a germ (!!) created by American & Chinese “scientist” scumbags doing “gain of function” research (creating bio-weapons).
Next, even more assholes concocted an utterly bogus “vaccine” that stopped no virus, but instead broke countless young hearts with myocarditis and ravaged innumerable more bodies with turbo-cancers.
TRUST THE SCIENCE!!!
After 7 million dead, Epstein has clawed way back to a regular position at the top of the charts. Sometimes he has to share it with Ukraine and Trump and Maduro.
Who knows what thrills await us as we glide to Christmas 2026?
XMAS GRIFTS – spot ‘em/smash’em■ Now everyone is Santa – why? ■ Parents SPANKeducators and Apple Inc with “Schools Beyond Screens”■ In search of ANONYMITY ■ Co-operation is sex for soyboys and girls■Why smartphones are more destructive than alcohol, tobacco & heroin – combined!
Why NYC isDOOMED!■ WhyMamdani’sWIG matters!■ Who are the puppet-masters of NoKings? ■ Larry’s clash with NoKings zombies■ Why Mamdani & Obama areTWINS ■Why LEFTISTS are always miserable■ New Commie phrase for hunger ■Why Mamdani may presage America’s downfall
Meet CA’s SYKO Gov candidate■ Truth behind the “I’m Offended” grift■Who “stands on dead man’s legs?”■ Why actors(and influencers) are as OBSOLETE as pay phones ■ The pedo founder of the trans movement ■ The character who inspired the Take No Shit Dojo ■ U.S. military gets back in SHAPE!
WhyDEAD RATS make GREATweapons■ How Beverly Hills destroyed a shitty neighbor ■ Why fences are FANTASTICneighbors■Larry rewrites Robert Frost ■ Agencies that can help you wreck a neighbor!
Larry’s HULK HOGAN tale ■ TSA sez shoes are OK — WTF?■ Why is BARBIE diabetic?!■ Taboo words I’m reviving■Why assholes LIKE to be OFFENDED■Why RIP is stupid and PASSING THROUGH is cool
Dream or Spirit Channeling? YOU decide!■ Larry’s dream predicts the biggest story of the year■ Build your own video DREAM RECORDER■REM cycles mean jack shit■How to know a TRUE friend ■Larry meets Johnny Rivers and Roger Daltry
FUCKWIT gubmnt agency gives a car to every 15 workers■ Childproofing destroys America■ Gubmnt now regulates how you crap!■ “MFs”wreck your life ■Why stop/start motors, trigger locks, and lo-flo toilets suck ■ “CHAIR HEIGHT toilets” / why you should SMASH them!
What do GENE SIMMONS & TRUMP have in common? ■ What phrase made Don Draper orgasm? ■ Cadillac’s $300k hype-mobile ■ The WORST commercial of ALL TIME ■ What is “The Mayberry Effect?” ■ Are YOU sick of the word “BESPOKE?”