Month: May 2020

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Episode 257: Attack of the Incel Terrorists

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What are the four pillars of inceldom? ♠ What are incels’ secret signals? ♠ What is “skulmogging,” and why is Larry guilty of it? ♠ Why will Incel Terrorism be embraced by law-enforcement (even though it’s bullshit)? ♠ Spotting an Incels by their wardrobe ♠ Names that DOOM a guy to inceldom – if your name’s on the list, change it! ♠ This special Memorial Day episode will help you start your summer right.

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This just in from the front-line of the war on males:

CANADA DESIGNATES INCELS “TERRORIST GROUP”

Looks like a comedy headline, but it’s not.

Alleged incel goes into Toronto rub and tug joint (are they legal there?) and hacks up two “masseuses” with a machete. One dies. Attacker had dark web postings on incel forums. So he, and any male not getting laid — and having the audacity to complain about it…is a terrorist.

Sterling police work, RCMP.

2+2= 22.

(They teach Common Core in Canada?)

Here’s a video about the story: (BTW, she’s an “expert,” but nobody is saying what her field of expertise is.)

You don’t have to be psychic to see where this is going. Any male who makes any female “uncomfortable” for any reason, i.e., saying – “Have a nice day,” or “Is this line for ticket holders? or, “Excuse me,” can be prosecuted as a terrorist.

The “expert” in that video braying about the misogyny of incels seems to have no problem with the business where the masseuse was killed.

These images are from the “Crown Spa” website. It’s where the victim was employed.

Does the Crown Spa “objectify” women? It sure looks that way.

Does the mindless PC “expert” (expert at what? Being stupid?) blabbering from :58 to 1:11 in the news video care about that? No. Not even a little. But she does hate males. That’s clear.

Note to RCMP illiterates: Terrorism is when a person or group makes threats to achieve a POLITICAL goal. That’s spelled P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L. Unless the Toronto massage parlor hacker was shouting “vote for Trudeau,” as he swung that machete, his was not an act of terrorism.

If there are insufficient threats from which Government can protect us, they’ll invent some. Here’s an additional terrorist threat they may have over-looked.

Justin Trudeau’s face could be Terrorist Threat. It makes many people uncomfortable. Many allege he is Fidel Castro’s son. (Hard to deny when you see their photos together.) Castro was a terrorist and a dictator and a Commie and a murderer so… why hasn’t the RCMP declared the Canadian Prime Minister a Terrorist? The logic holds.

Meanwhile 99% of incels are kinda pathetic. In this episode, you’ll get a look into their world, a world where every little short-coming, from a petite dick to a “negative canthal tilt” is reason (in their minds) no female would ever want to bed them.

But incels do have their own fight song and it’s not bad. So they’ve got that going for them. Click below and have a listen.

Elliot Roger – has become the poster boy for incels. Which is unfortunate. Is Elliot repulsive?

He’s hardly a troll, is he? Plenty of women might have found him intriguing.

Unlike the Adonis below.

Shouldn’t he be the poster boy for incels?. Instead, many people think he’s smart and witty and watch his shitty movies and his endless TV appearances.

When Elliot Roger looked in a mirror, he probably saw this:

When Michael Moore looks in a mirror, he probably sees this:

It’s all attitude and self esteem, isn’t it?

Of course, a cool name helps. There are a gang of awful guys’ names that almost ensure inceldom.

Listen to the episode. If yours is mentioned, change it.

Lastly, it’s Memorial Day weekend – one of the great American holidays – created for the best of all reasons.- to venerate the untold Americans who died in wars to protect our freedoms.

But unlike any previous Memorial Day weekend, many of us will not be visiting the beach. Those wide, sunny and windswept places are closed for your safety.

There will also be no Indianapolis 500. One of the great American spectacles I hope to view in person. (You could not pay me enough to watch a fucking Super Bowl – but the 500 – that’s entertainment!). The 500 been postponed until August. Also for our safety.

But we are ALL FREE to visit Home Depot or Costco and hang around inside a closed area with marginal ventilation. Much, much safer.

Maybe the real terrorists are… government “officials.”

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Episode 256: Greetings From The Post-Pandemic World

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The following creeps DO NOT want the pandemic to end: quarantine snitchers, loser-doomers, fear-mongers and panic pushers – why do they love the Wuhan Virus? ▲ What’s the most corrupt organization in the world?▲ Who is “Dr.” Teddy-weddy and why does he suck? ▲ What will the post-pandemic world look like?▲ The hit YouTube video that says the virus is a good thing ▲ If this episode doesn’t piss you off, you’re already dead!

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Los Angeles, arguably one of the “outdoorsiest” cities in the world – has just been ordered to “stay at home” for another three months.

That order came from her:

The numbers in my meme are a little off – this is a more accurate accounting: $553,249 in total compensation. Of this total $413,865 was received as a salary, $61,479 was received as benefits and $77,905 came from other types of compensation . This information is according to Los Angeles County payrolls.

Wonder what that $77,905 “other compensation” was for?

Meanwhile, nearly half of LA’s population is out of work.

Anyone who does not despise politicians must be one.

Eventually, the Wuhan Virus will circulate through the population and no longer be a major threat. But long after the virus is gone, politicians will still be around.

Is anybody working on a way to eliminate politicians?

I hope so.

Also, cretins like this:

Are producing propaganda videos that claim the pandemic is a GOOD thing. That pain, suffering, death and economic collapse was necessary to teach us all a lesson.

And Hollywood wants to transform his shitty, stupid propaganda poem into some type of entertainment.

Watch it. If you like it, you’re on the wrong podcast page.

In this episode, I reveal exactly what his video is all about.

Think the Pandemic is something?

The aftermath will make it look like weak sauce.

Keep your powder dry.

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Episode 255: What’s Your Soundtrack?

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What did Larry’s South Korean girlfriend teach him? ♦ Do dogs bark differently in Korea? ♦ Do game show hosts sound the same at home? ♦ Why are there no female game-show hosts? ♦ What’s the soundtrack of your life – 007 or Good, Bad & Ugly? ♦ Who is that little man living inside Larry’s head? ♦ Why is Jeopardy! the crappiest game show of all time? ♦ What does mung mung mean in Korean? ♦ All this and more in this audio feast of an episode!