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Aliens WILL invade! What will be their Trojan Horse? ♠ Korean Muscle Jesus is coming… and he’s pissed! ♠Why scientists are whores and their science is crap ♠ An insider’s description of hell ♠ Larry junks a “journo” ♠ Which states will secede in Civil War 2.0? ♠ For 2020, the worst is yet to come ♠ You have questions? Larry has answers, in this listen or die episode!
Meet: a PSYCHO in Oklahoma ■ a SOLDIER in the fight of his life ■ a guardian ANGEL TRUCKER■ What 3 local businesses say “you’re in DANGER?”■ How L.A. is already a ghost town in-the-making ■ Which states are cucked / which are not? ■ Special bonus: Larry records his own outro music ■ All this and more in the conclusion of Larry’s Forbidden Road Trip!
6,622 miles, round trip. That’s a long way.. Seeing America in a state of suspended animation. On pause.It was weird. I hope it soon returns to normal. Whatever that is.
Each state had its own vibe. Some people didn’t give a shit about masks and quarantine – some were paralyzed with fear.
We really live in two Americas. Maybe multiple Americas. A patchwork quilt of belief systems. “One nation, under God, indivisible” should be excised from The Pledge. Now, everybody has their own America, their own “truth” and their own God. It‘s irreparably divided.
Maybe irreparably damaged.
What could unite it?
Calamity usually unites people. A terrorist attack seemed to do that 19 years ago. One would think a pandemic would, too. But it’s polarized America even more. What will it take to make America whole again? No leader from this planet can, that’s for damn sure.
This last leg of the journey went from Hayti Missouri to LA. There were a few stops along the way.
Here’s some of what I saw.
McLean, Texas.MASK UP! Commands New Mexico. And if you’re not local, keep moving. Land of Enchantment? Land of petulant cucks.
Texas vs New Mexico. Guess which I prefer?
Saturday night in Sayre, Oklahoma.
The gateway to Erick, Oklahoma, home of famed singer, Roger Miller.
Welcome to Erick, Oklahoma.
Erick is also home to Harley.
He owns a weird little shop and a bunch of guitars, but refused to play any of them. He claims the main character of the movie Cars was based on him.
Blytheville, Arkansas. Walk-ins welcome.KKZU, rockin’ western Oklahoma right from his kitchen.
Osceola, Arkansas.
The ageless residents of Seligman, Az.
Because one gun is not enough!Don’t go home drunk.
There’s a point in most journeys where you max out on the road (or sea) and want home. Your own bed, bathroom, couch, refrigerator.
An ancient, wise Kentuckian gives Larry an ominous prediction ■ The “historic” tavern that wasn’t ■ Meet the woman who’s fighting ghosts in Hayti, Missouri ■ The greatest motel chain you never heard of ■ The “Mexican” meal that could gag a maggot ■ Which states are cucked and which are not? ■ The last two employers all Americans may soon be working for ■ Is America doomed? Find out, in Part 3 of Larry’s Forbidden Road Trip!
When I began this multi-part episode, I thought it would span 2, maybe 3 episodes at most. Silly me. 6,622 miles can’t be compressed so easily.
Part 3 goes from Lexington Kentucky to just across the Mississippi at the eastern edge of a Missouri town called Hayti. It’s dying.
It’s mostly a truck stop now, but when you look at it’s bones, you can see it was once a thriving little town.
The main drag, Hayti, Mo.
Barkovitz Menswear. Once a substantial business. You can imagine guys shopping duds in those display windows – eyeing a suit for a wedding, shoes for new job, maybe a snappy shirt for a first date. Now, it’s a storefront church. People gaze into those display windows looking for salvation.
There are multiple churches in Hayti. They’re not doing any better than the restaurants.
The best place used to be Patty Ann’s Chicken. But the lockdown put it out of business.
Even tiny towns have big city problems.
This in one of the last things you see as you exit Hayti, Missouri.
Lexington Kentucky has an Adam’s Family style house. It’s occupied by attorneys and it’s for sale.
Not too far away is Bardstown, “steeped in history.” You would think this 18th century tavern would have a cool, period bar. You’d be wrong.
The outside looks old and interesting. The inside looks like Friday’s or Chili’s. I didn’t take an interior picture – I was in too big a hurry to leave.
Where to next week? First stop, a larger ghost town in the making – Blytheville, Arkansas.
