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Old School Santa improved kids with lumps of coal ■ Why HALLMARK actors are simp castratos ■ Why do middle-aged Americans look like children? ■ Larry’s SICK plan for stadium kiss-cams ■ If Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison did a Hallmark movie ■ GAY Chatgpt tells why Hallmark Romeos are weird ■The REAL MEANING of Christmas
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I wrote the lyrics, sang them and made the above video back in December 2017. It seemed so wacky at the time – all those big media moguls and darlings sprayed with Eau de Shame for their sexual misbehavior, during the “hashtag METOO” party. The most laughable was dependably unfunny jerk-off (literally) Louis CK who was slammed for pleasuring himself.
You can’t make such shit up.
Soon, their transgressions were considered child’s play. The mighty cringey Epstein would show them all what amateurs they were, and then, to ensure his position as King of Sleaze Hill, be suicided by ?????
When it seemed Jeffie might occupy headlines eternally, he was toppled by a germ (!!) created by American & Chinese “scientist” scumbags doing “gain of function” research (creating bio-weapons).
Next, even more assholes concocted an utterly bogus “vaccine” that stopped no virus, but instead broke countless young hearts with myocarditis and ravaged innumerable more bodies with turbo-cancers.
TRUST THE SCIENCE!!!
After 7 million dead, Epstein has clawed way back to a regular position at the top of the charts. Sometimes he has to share it with Ukraine and Trump and Maduro.
Who knows what thrills await us as we glide to Christmas 2026?
Stay tuned. Stay vigilant.
Remember: MOST people are stupid.
Not some…MOST!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
