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Is this the end, and if so, how you can enjoy it! ▲ Why Indonesia is smarter than USA ▲ How Corona virus will redefine heroes and crises ▲ How Corona virus and Google have revealed where the dumbest Americans live ▲ Larry’s jungle encounter with the world’s biggest rat ▲ The sailors who should not sail ▲ How the “honor system” may destroy us all ▲ How Larry’s fishing skills fed an entire cruise ship ▲ All this and more in this infectious episode!
The last words in the movie Gone With The Wind were “tomorrow is another day.” In 2020, tomorrow is another doomsday.
I’m okay with that.
I’ve done a lot of shows about doomsday. I have, what I call my doomsday suite. Here’s a partial gallery
The (partial) TLS DOOMSDAY SUITE
There’s lots more where that came from. Why is doomsday so popular?
I think you’re looking at the reason right now. IRL as they say, real shit happens and nothing is more real than the end of the world. Our lives have become so fucking artificial, so digitized, that every corpuscle is screaming for authenticity.
Corona virus is the doom du jour. There are and have been others – lot’s of ‘em. Y2k, Ebola, depleted ozone layer, climate change (or climate catastrophe as they now call it). Why, just a few weeks ago when a drone vaporized that terrorist “general,” many fucktards cried, “it’s the start of World War III!” Do they realize they are fucktards? No. fucktards never do.
While you’re here, let me say that I’m glad they obliterated him. His face pisses me off. Look at the perfectly coiffed hair. The “I’m so rugged” beard trimmed to the millimeter. The arrogant expression. He’s dead now. So far, no WW3. Gee whiz.
Look below – passengers de-planing in Indonesia after traveling from the Wuhan Corona hot zone. Those guys dressed like Minions are spraying them with disinfectant. Next, they put them in isolation for a fortnight. (That may be the first time I’ve ever actually used the word fortnight. May be the last.)
Welcome to Indonesia. Now get the fuck in quarantine, you existential threats!
Good idea. Indonesia isn’t taking any chances with contagion. But here in namby-pamby USA, we ask people from the hot zone if they feel ok. If they say yes, we send them on their way with “have a nice day.” No one would lie, would they?
The honor system. It’s the fucktard system. It’s the system that might really thin out our growing population.
They’re not taking any Corona virus shit in Italy either.
Look at this stupid fucking “ship.”
Soviet housing project strapped to a barge.
Italy quarantined the whole damn thing – over 6,000 passengers and crew – until they were certain nobody was bringing Corona virus into the land of popes and pointy chicks. Saluda L’italia!
Is Corona virus the agent of doom we’ve been hoping for?
How to make $$ from the plague▲ How bad will it get? ▲ Did crows foretell this impending doomsday? ▲ What they should re-name Coronavirus to make it scarier ▲ Getting through your 20’s unscathed ▲ Do parents matter, and if so, how much?▲ Why I don’t give a shit about Gary Vaynerchuk, and you shouldn’t either ▲ All this and more in this contagious episode!
What’s the high desert and why does it beat the low desert?♦What is it about the desert that mesmerizes?♦What pissed off Sinatra so much he went nuts with a sledgehammer?♦ Why did the Pharaohsreallybuild the Sphinx? ♦ How long is the wait list to sleep in a motel room where a semi-famous guy OD’d nearly 50 years ago? ♦ What can you do to screw with people long after you die? ♦ These and other burning questions are answered when Larry returns to his favorite place, the haunted Mojave desert!
Usually, I write some kind of narrative for the images I post. Not this time. The Mojave desert is just too big. If you listen to the episode, these images will speak for themselves. (In a dry rasp, from too much straight tequila and dry, thin air.)
Enjoy.
This is Dinny. He doesn’t say much.MISTER Rex. A pompous asshole with anger issues.
Dinny and MISTER (always MISTER) guard the gateway to the Coachella Valley, a place of desert weirdness.
A wind farm in the desert.
Question: where the hell did that tree log come from? There’s nothing but sand and rock for many miles. The desert is a riddle and that’s part of its allure.
Why? Who? How?
See these busted headphones? What the fuck are they doing hanging on a barbed-wire topped, chain link fence? I’ll tell you. They answer the riddle of the Sphinx – 5,000 years later and 8,000 miles away. Listen to the episode and you’ll realize how right I am.
Casa Sinatra
Once upon a time, Old Blue Eyes hung his fedora within the above domicile. He thought he was buddies with JFK, whom he helped get elected. But then Jack the Haircut rat-fucked Frank and Frank went apeshit with a sledgehammer. What did Frank bust up? The answer is in the episode.
Yeah, they got that.
So you’re blasting through the desert on 2-lane blacktop. You see this collection of rusty reptiles. You’ve been looking for them all your life. You stop and pay any price. Happens all the time.
The road to the high desert — and high adventure.
With tacky Palm Springs barely visible in the rear-view, you head for the better desert – the high desert. Once there, you can look UP at God or DOWN on the unenlightened, madding crowd in the flats. The high desert should have a sign in the sky “RESERVED FOR HIGHER LIFE FORMS.”
Glass abacus?
A lot of artists live up there in the high desert, and they make some bizarre and cool and awful stuff. Is this a hangover-counter? Would be fun at a target range, no? If they switched out the vertical dowels for rope, it would be a wind chime to make you suicidal.
Heads.
Is the cool one wearing the shades?
Obey her!
Screw Yelp. I’ll eat and drink at ANY saloon with her on the door. The Dali-esque six-shooter says her tequila will make you hallucinate. Her flesh guns are pretty good, too. Probably a champion arm-wrestler.
Joshua Tree
They named a town, a state park and an old U2 album after this tree. Well, not this particular tree. Second time it had snowed in a quarter century. Lucky me.
Where’s the stuffed buffalo?
Yup. He’s at the point of the yellow arrow. Lots of joints like Willie Boy’s (I’m glad they got the apostrophe right) in the high desert. Most of them have some type of animal on the roof. Not sure why, but I dig ’em. Desert dreams run big and intense. But few work out.
Motel with a sad story.
Driving by this place tripped a wire in my mind. So I Duckduckgo’d it (I DON’T USE COMMIE GOOGLE!). Sure enough, this place is where Country Rock godfather Gram Parsons flamed out in 1973 at the age of 26. I had to go inside…
C’mon in. Kick your boots off and stay a while. The fire’s nice ‘n’ toasty.
Who could resist a window like this? Not I.
Table for 3. Don’t mind the ghosts.
It’s even better on the inside.
Not your typical lobby art.
Some called Parsons the “Cosmic Cowboy.” There’s a wait-list to sleep in room #8 where he OD’d. Who would do that? And why?
9 fret, concrete guitar / shrine.
The obscured words are, I believe, “safe at home.” Was Parsons a baseball fan? I had no tchotcke offerings to leave. Though I did drink a tequila toast to him when I returned to my hotel.
John McAfee reveals: HOW TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND ♠ His Take No Shit credo ♠ How the CIA controls America ♠ How to play Russian Roulette and live to play again… and again! ♠ John agrees that I may be his running mate in his POTUS campaign 2020 ♠ How to extricate yourself from a job you hate ♠ His thoughts on the cast of his forthcoming biopic ♠ What makes John McAfee happiest? ♠ All this and more in Part 2 of my interview with this extraordinary outlaw!
John McAfee reveals his Take No Shit credo ♠ How the CIA controls America ♠ How to play Russian Roulette and live to play again… and again! ♠ John agrees that I may be his running mate in his POTUS campaign 2020 ♠ How to extricate yourself from a job you hate ♠ His thoughts on the cast of his forthcoming biopic ♠ What makes John McAfee happiest? ♠ All this and more in Part 2 of my interview with this extraordinary outlaw!
McAfee explains why he believes Hillary Clinton and James Comey want him dead ♠ How McAfee escaped the governments of the USA, Belize, Bahamas, Cuba and the Dominican Republic ♠ What McAfee enjoys about life on the run/in hiding ♠ What makes John a black belt in the art of Take No Shit ♠ Part one of my conversation with living legend John McAfee – Tech titan, centi-millionaire, crypto-currency baron, outlaw and 10th degree Black Belt in TNS. Hear his advice on finding your dream career, finding a girlfriend, and lifelong happiness.
McAfee explains why he believes Hillary Clinton and James Comey want him dead♠ What does John have against Santa Claus? ♠How McAfee escaped the governments of the USA, Belize, Bahamas, Cuba and the Dominican Republic♠ What McAfee enjoys about life on the run/in hiding ♠ What makes John a black belt in the art of Take No Shit? ♠ All this and MUCH more in this first ever interview with living legend John McAfee!
My day with radio legend Don Imus▲Why Larry is a New Year’s Grinch ▲ What is ‘forced gaiety,’ and why should it piss you off? ▲ Who is Baba Vanga and why do people believe her crazy predictions? ▲ What are Larry’s 2020 predictions? ▲ Why is it still Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve, when he’s been dead for 7 years? ▲ All this and more revealed… in this milestone episode!
