Episode 143: L.A.POCALYPSE, Part 2

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Live recording of a woman driving through fire – does she make it? Burned houses, cars, animals and people – what’s left of L.A.? How YOU can become a Shredded-Shirt-Action Hero Larry’s Bon Jovi-based action hero theme Why L.A. is like an abusive spouse Where are the new action heros? (Soy-boy stars do not qualify) Why Matt Damon is a punk How Red Dead Redemption might save the world What is the global adventure deficit and how do we fix it?”

200 homes destroyed. 2 dead. 150 square miles scorched. Hundreds of cars melted.

Hollywood has been on an apocalypse jag for years and now God or the Universe has decided to punch down and annihilate the City Without A Soul.

Watch this video: (it ain’t fake)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klfxvOAYnLY

Now tell me why the hell anyone in their right mind would live in (or near) L.A.? It’s like an abusive spouse…

The city beats us to a pulp, and we wind up in the ER. But once the sutures come out and the bruises fade, LA comes slinking back to us on its knees with a rose in it’s teeth and other gifts found nowhere else. Like months of perfect days where it’s 72 degrees with a slight breeze and light puffy clouds. Where you can see Catalina or mile high, snow-capped mountains. And evenings where the scent of night jasmine is so thick and sweet it almost makes you high.

Somebody get me the name of a good therapist before it’s too late. I’ve survived multiple fires, a huge fucking earthquake, riots, floods and 119 degree heat. How much more can I take?

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