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How incarcerated murderers find sexy wives – and you can too! ■ The town where a groom’s execution gets mass approval ■ Soft-core porn wedding traditions ■ Why marriage is her victory/his defeat ■ Dowrys that help women get husbands ■ How primitive tribes separate the men from the wussies ■ Why the bouquet and garter toss customs are moronic ■ All this and more in this deep dive into dangerous love!
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Marriage can kill you. Just ask Pranay Perumalla, a handsome, nice Indian dude. Well, you can’t ask him, he’s dead. But you could ask his widow. She married Pranay and her old man was not pleased, because Pranay was of a lower caste. So the father of the bride paid $150,000 to have his son-in-law snuffed. And there’s a shitload of people in their town who are on Dad’s side. Not claiming his innocence; they’re cheering him for doing the right thing.
Is there a battle of the sexes? You bet there is. Put your money – ALL your money – on the female. This T-shirt says it all.
She will triumph over you. You have no chance. Zero. Everything is rigged in her favor. It’s hardly a battle. You wouldn’t call Godzilla versus a Chihuahua a battle, would you? No.
So if you’re contemplating marriage, you better be sure about her. Damn sure. You’ve been warned.
The only way females ever lose conflicts with males is when they self destruct. Like these weird broads.
The Menendez brothers blew their parents’ heads off with shotguns back in the 1990’s. Both are doing life sentences.
Erik married this broad.
Not bad, is she? Looks like any news chick on Fox or CNN, right?
Why’d she marry a murderer in prison for life? “He wrote nice letters.”
Lyle has had 2 – that’s right TWO wives! While in prison.
This is wife #1, Anna.
She divorced Lyle when she discovered he was pen pals with another woman. How the fuck did she find out? The guy was in prison, for Chrissake!
Below is wife #2 for Lyle, Rebecca.
Are any of these 3 women unattractive? No.
If you’re having trouble meeting women, maybe you need to commit a spectacular double-homicide. It worked for the Menendez brothers.
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