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A major star. A sex therapist. How ‘journalists’ manipulated the story.♦ Why restraining orders and gun free zones are stupid ♦ How neighbors are different in L.A. ♦ The signal-jamming bracelet you need to wear ♦ Airline seat recline debate… SETTLED! ♦ Why people smile when discussing murder ♦ All this and more in this deep dive into Hollywood fakery.
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Los Angeles is where fake was invented and perfected. A metropolis built on bullshit. Plastic people – literally – toupees and botox and collagen and steroid muscles and elevator shoes and porcelain veneers. Even when somebody gets killed, the media just has to put some top spin on the story, in case it isn’t sufficiently titillating.
Like this story from ABC-TV about the murder of a sexy sex therapist who was engaged to a big TV star who had nothing to do with her murder.
Once I parse that, have a look at this nutty bracelet.
Would I wear one? Fuck yeah. And so would you if you’d like to jam the cell phones of all the cretins yammering on them. What a fine device! The device that renders other devices helpless. And you wear it on your wrist. Does it look goofy? Yeah. But who cares? The thing has power. The power to shut people up. We all want that power, don’t we? Maybe even more than flight, invisibility or super-human strength.
Who’s the the chooch above? He’s Eddie, the CEO of Delta Airlines, and he’s as clueless as his counterparts at the other airlines.. He thinks he has the solution to seat reclining misery, and that the solution is courtesy. He’s completely full of shit. Courtesy does not expand space.
Also, airline seats do not recline. A Lazy Boy reclines. Airline seats merely move an inch or two, which does nothing for your comfort, while fucking up the flight for the person behind you if they are larger than a poodle.
So, I verbally kick a fresh hole in Eddie’s ass, as is my right, and my calling.
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