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Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry’s T.N.S Dad • . • And more, more, more!
Just because it’s the most fucked up summer in history doesn’t mean it has to be fucked up for you. YOU don’t sit around with your thumb up your ass waiting for some authority figure i.e., douche-bag politician, to give you permission to have fun. Bet your life those hypocritical turds are having the best summer ever – and we’re paying for it!
So it’s time to get creative. Beached closed? Go in the evening. Or find some unoccupied mansion on a beach and park your blanket right in front of it. Just take a copy of the Wall St. Journal and paste a pukey expression of ennui on your mug. They’ll figure you just bought the damn mansion.
Life is what you make it, and I’ve collected my deepest belly laughs by triggering idiots. Best way is to throw a compliment their way – maybe two or three – and then deliver a verbal uppercut. That steams them up right quick.
Just make sure you can take them or out-run them.
This episode gives full instructions on how to salvage your summer. And wreck some else’s.
Laugh it up.
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