Episode 299: Call of the Weird

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Sex Magick in the Mojave – how Scientology’s founder and the father of the U.S. space program teamed up to conjure the demon whore of Babalon ▌The INTEGRATRON – the dome in the desert that’s a time machine ▌The dinosaurs that guard Palm Springs ▌How today’s tech is tomorrow’s landfill ▌The last big idea mankind will ever have ▌Want to know the future? Listen!

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People ask me why I can’t stay away from the desert. I’ve never had an adequate answer. But I just flashed on the perfect response. There was a best selling book – Why Men Love Bitches. That’s why the desert turns me on. As biomes go, it’s one raging, sexy bitch.

For some years, I lived at the beach on the South shore of Long Island. Not near the beach – AT the beach. I’d step outside and my feet were in sand. Loved it. There was a jetty nearby, with a hole on the bottom that was a fish condo. Any time I wanted, I’d bait a hook, zip it into the hole – presto – fresh fish dinner. The sea is a generous place. It will feed you, float you, toss you around like a playful father.

Then, there are those other beaches – the waterless ones. My favorite is the Mojave. 48,000 square miles of water-less beach. Vultures instead of sea gulls. Scorpions and rattlesnakes instead of fish. The Mojave should be renamed, NATIVES ONLY.

The desert is not inclusive. It is extremely exclusive. Only homies are welcome. Visitors can visit, but watch where you step. And if you over stay, the desert won’t politely hint that you should leave, it will try to kill you. It needs no fences or walls to keep out invaders.

The desert – specifically the Mojave desert, is locus of the weird and nutty. Aren’t crazy chicks always the hottest? Like calls to like, and so I guess I must be off my chooch as well.

Here are some images from the high desert.

Who is this Joshua dude that they should name the trees after him?
A private Calvary.
Whore of Babylon that Parsons and Hubbard tried to locate. Who can blame them? She’s pointy AF
Everything mulches.
Trunkless heads in a trunk.

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