Episode 337: Larry’s Classic Thanksgiving

This is the 400th American Thanksgiving – why aren’t we celebrating that milestone? ▲ Why the Pilgrims were LUTFAS ▲ How ASTCO’s are trying to delete Thanksgiving ▲ Why I drove 6,000 miles last Thanksgiving ▲ Whether you know it or not, YOU are a PILGRIM! ▲ Don’t TOUCH that turkey until you’ve listened to this episode!

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As a kid, there was an omnipresent advertisement in the NYC subway system. It was for some school that taught short hand for secretaries. In a cursive script, the ad said “if u cn rd ths msg u cb gt a gd jb w/ hi pa.” Of course, most of those posters had graffiti over the text that said “Fk U.” That typified the spirit of New York.

Why mention this? Because if you are reading this message, I hope you’re waiting for the bird to exit the oven, or you are stuffed to capacity, have had the best Thanksgiving ever.

In the episode, I mentioned tumbleweeds and promised a video (not my own, as I was too busy navigating them to shoot video.)

We encountered a similar tumbleweed storm last November as we drove across the continent. It matters not if you hit them – they disintegrate on impact. So you can either maneuver around them or plow through them – like a real life video game.

What’s the image below? It was sent to me by

ladygetoverit@noagendasocial, who fashioned the sign for friends @hopscotch and Billybon3. Why does it thrill me? Because the term LUTFA (Leave Us The Fuck Alone) was coined by me in my podcast. And clearly, it’s gaining momentum. I’m looking into having magnetic stickers produced so everyone can spread the LUTFA gospel, and put ASTCOs (Assholes Seeking To Control Others) on notice. We’re not taking any of their shit.

I do a lot of guest shots on other podcasts. Most recently, Boobury, Quirkess and Lavish invited me to hang with them and talk everything from JFK conspiracies to cults we love. And Boobury made this fantastic promotional piece. Ain’t it cool?

Have a listen to the show, you’ll dig it. https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/episodes/

Gotta run now, time to eat. Happy Thanksgiving.

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