Episode 73: Killing Pissants for Jesus

JC’s secret nickname revealed • Televangelists – the cool, the crazy the dangerous • The preacher who heals you to death • JC’s nutty, locust eatin’ cousin— explained • Larry’s favorite televangelist • Throwing fast balls of faith • The pointy preacher-ette you’re sure to like •The punishment song for non-donors • All this and MORE!!

Episode 5. I’ll tell you straight up, this is my favorite so far.

Besides revealing JC’s secret nickname, I get into one of my favorite topics.

Televangelists are among the most colorful characters of all time and in this show you’ll meet several of the most vivid… like Daddy Grace, a former cook who had 3 chauffeured limos and owned so many mansions around the US, when he toured, hotels were unnecessary. His main competitor, Father Divine, one-upped Daddy G, claiming he could do more that heal the sick, he could raise the dead.

Meet Cash Luna, once of the biggest right now and discover what wacky shit he’s doing for his flock of suckers.

Have a look at a current star of GOD TV, Benny Hinn – watch him throwing fastballs of faith. They’re so packed with holiness, they knock you on your ass.

Benny Hinn – Bodies Hit the Floor

Most of all, you’ll want to meet the man who inspired me to get myself ordained in several faiths (because versatility is next to holiness), the inimitable Dr. Gene Scott.

Here’s the famed building in downtown L.A. where his messages were broadcast around the world.

Here he is wearing a sombrero containing actual fibers from the shroud of Turin. (I made that up.)

Here he is in a beret made in my favorite city in the word, Paris. (I’m guessing.)

Here’s his scripture quotin’ pointy widow, Melissa. She could lead me to Salvation. Or anyplace else. (I mean that!)

I like to joke around, but I’m dead serious when I say I DIG Dr. Gene Scott. Wish I could have met him. And his widow seems cool as well. I DIG Dr. Gene because he was authentic – nothing phony about him, and clearly, a take no shit kinda guy.

Maybe I’ll attend one of Melissa’s services and do some kind of live stream or something when I do.

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Since some of you have already sent me your confessions (for which I have granted absolution), I shall now make a confession of my own.

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Thanks.

I’ll see you Tuesday for the regular show.

Peace, love and funky hats.