Truth lives at That LARRY SHOW, a weekly sojourn at the crossroads of madness and enlightenment. With LARRY in your life, you'll Take No Sh*t, and laugh your way to victory.
The killer snail that has Tampa in quarantine ■ What is rat lung-worm and why should you avoid it? ■ Why is Cory’s Snail Death now called Cory’s Snail Killer? ■ The breakfast cereal that may give you diabetes ■ Larry’s immortal fish ■ Ingredients you eat that are used in jet fuel
How Bob Dylan made himself a legend ■ 5 steps that will make YOU a legend (no matter your profession) ■ Why the audience at a Dylan concert was the best part of the show ■ Fame-obsessed nut-jobs Larry has known ■ 5 legendary rock bands that tower above all others ■ Larry’s evening with Sinatra and the mob ■ BONUS: Larry records custom outro music you will love
Why they killed 007 ■ Where will the world now source cool? ■ The creeps who killed him ■ The US president who was almost 007 ■ The hottest Bond girl of all time ■ How US Gubmnt glamorizes war and makes idiots love it ■ Another Hollywood soyboy kisses Zalenskyy’s squishy ass ■ JFK vs. creepy, phony imbecile Biden
Larry’s favorite movie – and the wisdom it contains ■ Words and phrases that make us losers ■ The Marine DI who saved Larry’s future ■ How children re-wire your brain ■ What military life is really like ■ The 3 levels of learning ■ How Hollywood’s war on fathers destroyed America
Larry buys an antique/gets a big surprise ■ Psychometry – real or bunk? ■ Flea market crap that can make you rich ■ A new Commie slogan to hate ■ Why Bezos isn’t as smart as he thinks he is ■ The gargantuan online Chinese company you need to avoid
Its tough finding greater hypocrisy than that of the corporations who greenwash themselves for their idiot customer base. Gillette would be a prime example. So woke, so PC, yet their business-model says fuck the planet as loudly as any oil company. All their products are disposable.
A hundred years ago, you could buy a lifetime razor. That’s right, one cool little shaving device that would keep your face baby-ass smooth from puberty to your last shave.
It was the Rolls razor, and here it is.
The average dude starts shaving at 16. If he lives to be 72, he’ll use about 3,000+ plastic razors, which, the enviros claim do not recycle.
The sickest joke ever told ■ How Johnny Cash pissed away 30,000 gallons a day ■ Vandalism, the new comedic art form ■ What you never knew about “the man in black.” ■ A greeniac feeds cake to Mona Lisa ■ Why Larry thinks the painting sux ■ How to make comedy funny again
Why is the term “mass shooting” a leftist construct? ♦ Why “psycho-shooting” is more accurate ♦ Facts Biden chose to omit in his TV address on the Texas school massacre ♦ Which three groups are mostly responsible for increased psycho shootings? ♦ What industry OWNS Biden?
Why Sean Penn & Bono suck ▲Why attention whores are flocking to Ukraine ▲Why Mitch McConnell is a phony punk ▲ Which is worse? Pelosi or Jill Biden? ▲ How USA became the global cop ▲ If you’re sick of fake celebs and pols, this is your episode!
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Joey’s latest lies – BUSTED ▲ Is America’s pendulum swinging back to sanity? ▲ Recent events you NEVER thought would occur ▲ How social media is making everyone sick▲ Joey’s favorite TV shows – revealed!
Why are creepy dolls washing up on a Texas beach? Larry solves the mystery! ▲ The mannequin Larry made famous ▲ How a stuffed squirrel can help you meet women ▲ Why is L.A.’s bizarre quotient declining? ▲ A bizarre NYC custom you never heard of ▲ If life is a bit mundane – this is the fix!
Here’s one of those dolls that’s been washing up on that Texas beach.
The HAND CAR WASH in Studio City, California. A fabulous, bizarre road side attraction that was nearly demolished by and Karens. And yes, that’s a full size ’57 Corvette bolted to that soapy sponge.
North Hollywood Toyota not only had Camrys and Corollas – it mannequins. Lots and lots of mannequins. Why? For the fuck of it, of course!
Tell the world YOU are a LUTFA (Leave Us The Fuck Alone), with this flexible, weatherproof magnetic sticker.
Send $10 via PayPal (with your address — 3 for $25. Free shipping) and FLAUNT your membership in the Take No Shit Dojo! Be sure to include the word LUTFA in your payment.
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