Truth lives at That LARRY SHOW, a weekly sojourn at the crossroads of madness and enlightenment. With LARRY in your life, you'll Take No Sh*t, and laugh your way to victory.
Joey’s latest lies – BUSTED ▲ Is America’s pendulum swinging back to sanity? ▲ Recent events you NEVER thought would occur ▲ How social media is making everyone sick▲ Joey’s favorite TV shows – revealed!
Why are creepy dolls washing up on a Texas beach? Larry solves the mystery! ▲ The mannequin Larry made famous ▲ How a stuffed squirrel can help you meet women ▲ Why is L.A.’s bizarre quotient declining? ▲ A bizarre NYC custom you never heard of ▲ If life is a bit mundane – this is the fix!
Here’s one of those dolls that’s been washing up on that Texas beach.
The HAND CAR WASH in Studio City, California. A fabulous, bizarre road side attraction that was nearly demolished by and Karens. And yes, that’s a full size ’57 Corvette bolted to that soapy sponge.
North Hollywood Toyota not only had Camrys and Corollas – it mannequins. Lots and lots of mannequins. Why? For the fuck of it, of course!
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How winners ride out stormy times ▲ The secret “paradise” Larry left when he moved to L.A. ▲ Why are the Dodgers the best team? (hint: it has nothing to do with baseball) ▲ Larry’s experience that mimicked “The Shining” ▲ Why Malibu sucks
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How did the American Idiocracy happen?▲ The unmentionable reason USA is doomed▲2 bumper stickers that reveal all wisdom ▲ Let’s speak ABUSE to power ▲ The worst 16 years in US History ▲ Parents: the new marginalized demographic ▲ Had a belly-full of JOeey & Co.? This is your episode!
Meet Bronx Tina – the antithesis of AOC▲ Is PETA a crock?▲Meet Mona – the 7-pound canine angel saved by lucky timing ▲ How Easter is your ultimate survival tool ▲ Sinners’ Sunday re-visited ▲ How Moose came to be guard dog of the TNS Dojo ▲ How to speak Bronx
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2 amazing ballsy women who are actually FEMALE!▲ How gubmnt invents heroes ▲ The Covid hero turnstile ▲ The difference between courage, ballsyness and heroics ▲ How fake heroes undermine authentic ones ▲ The greatest war hero you never heard of ▲ Lock and load, and prepare to engage the enemy!
What Chris Rock SHOULD have said/done to Will Smith ▲ When America began to decay ▲ How Happy Days would look in 2022 ▲ Why Putin is better/smarter than JOeeey ▲ Why De Niro is a punk ▲ Why actors deserve NO respect ▲ More BRILLIANT ADVICE from Charles Manson ▲ This episode is audio ambrosia – LISTEN and LOVE!
Larry flies like SUPERMAN! ▲ Larry rides like Evel Knievel▲The 2 key elements of authentic adventure ▲ Why store-bought adventures suck ▲ How to find your true calling ▲ Tuning out killjoys and naysayers ▲ Finding adventure in YOUR life ▲ Larry’s NEXT big adventure!
Attempted murder in one of Larry’s NY hangouts ▲ The secret of self-defense ▲ Why maniacs and psychos roam America ▲ Astral projection ride-along with Larry ▲ Meet the Los Angeles Mask-Zombies ▲ How 2 years were stolen from Larry’s kids ▲ Corporate Judo at the Take No Shit Dojo.
As you’ll discover in this episode, I have a thing for (some) modern art. Long ago, I was something of a regular at NY’s famed MOMA – Museum of Modern Art. I spent a lot of time there, decompressing from the office. Three of my favorite works would suck me in like a vortex. I’d stare at them so long and so hard, I sometimes felt as if I had morphed into the paintings. And no, I never did any hallucinogens.
This was usually first on my list.
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau
Next, this one by Magritte. Can you feel those cobblestones beneath your shoes? I could.
Empire of Light, Rene Magritte
“Empire of Light” was also part of the permanent collection. The forground says 6:30 while the sky is at least two hours earlier. And that street lamp. It knows all about the residents of those fancy homes. But it isn’t telling.
Maybe Salvador Dali took psychedelic drugs. How else did he come up with Persistence of Memory? When time melts, does it slow down or speed up?
Persistence of Memory, Salvador Dali
As Yin to the Yang of those magnificent works of art, here’s a video of some maniac stabbing two people, in very close proximity to those paintings. Said maniac was pissed off for many reasons, primarily that people were no longer wearing masks in Manhattan.
How we came to accept life in ‘Crisis-Mode’ ▲ How we facilitate government controlof our lives ▲The new name for ‘mainstream media’ (and why they’ll HATE it) ▲ Easy ways you can destroy big banks and social media ▲ Why voting may be meaningless ▲ Why “Public” is a dirty word ▲ Hate Commies? Love America? HEAR THIS EPISODE!
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