Truth lives at That LARRY SHOW, a weekly sojourn at the crossroads of madness and enlightenment. With LARRY in your life, you'll Take No Sh*t, and laugh your way to victory.
Why Commies need morons to survive▲Wall St. billionaires predict civil war ▲ The moronic catch phrase “journos” will be parroting ▲ Stupid people and their “magical thinking” ▲ How Larry almost killed himself with Nestle’s Quik ▲ Why Imbeciles think they can tame wild animals ▲ Feeling uncertain about your future? This is YOUR episode!
What is the WORLD’S WORST podcast? ■ WHO is Karl’s dream host? ■ Who was his co-host from hell? ■ Will Spotify destroy podcasting? ■ Should podcasters be licensed? ■ What’s new and wort hearing in podcasting? ■ Death threats and doxxing – Karl tells all in this exclusive interview!
The 4-word weight-loss program that ALWAYS works ■Secrets to sticking with a diet■ Is obesity a disease? ■Two words that help you meet any challenge ■ What the world says when you tell it F.U. ■ How Larry’s 5th grade teacher got to be a 1/4 ton man ■ The TRUE cause of obesity nobody mentions ■ If you want to lose weight – or muscle up – this is your episode!
Meet the vamp who lures Larry to corruption and the netherworld ♦ How Kalifornia is outlawing Holidays, beginning with Halloween ♦ Larry calls out Kalifornia’s progressive punk governor ♦ Attend the world’s hottest Halloween party ♦ What kids really want out of Halloween ♦ How today’s kids are ripped-off by helicopter parents, the state and safety culture
Where do politician/sleazebags (those are synonyms) come from? ● How to spot their lies ● Just how stupid are they? ● Are you more likely to get rich working for a corporation or the government? ● How did “lockdown” come to be accepted by the American sheeple? ● When is it okay to stab someone in their guts? ● Don’t even think of voting before hearing this episode!
Why most school is CRAP ♠ The dangerous job we all do that can destroy us ♠ What are the only 3 things you really need? ♠ The X-factor that guarantees success ♠ What is Parkinson’s Law and how is it ruining you life? ♠ How time sucks are actually success sucks ♠ The phrasethat enables you to accomplish anything ♠ This episode will change you life – listen!
Discover autumn’s greatest fragrance and maybe go to jail ■ Why NYC mayor is certifiably psychotic and may be re-naming himself Napoleon ■ WTF is a “GALA?” ■ Larry delivers a classic American story that Commies hate ■ Larry commands hackers to wreck “Nipple Rings” Cuomo’s Columbus Day virtual parade with dancing coffins and ghosts that fly up his beer-can nostrils ■ Why Starbucks is sh*t and Dunkin Donuts is great ■ You’re not ready for Fall – or life – until you hear this episode!
Meetthe British dominatrix inside Larry’s laptop▲What book changed Larry’s life?▲How to laugh at death and destruction▲Who is stealing your peace?▲Why does peace beat happiness?▲What is FOMO and how is it a peace thief?▲Take the Consumer Pledge of Allegiance▲If your life is spinning out of control, this is your episode!
Aliens WILL invade! What will be their Trojan Horse? ♠ Korean Muscle Jesus is coming… and he’s pissed! ♠Why scientists are whores and their science is crap ♠ An insider’s description of hell ♠ Larry junks a “journo” ♠ Which states will secede in Civil War 2.0? ♠ For 2020, the worst is yet to come ♠ You have questions? Larry has answers, in this listen or die episode!
Meet: a PSYCHO in Oklahoma ■ a SOLDIER in the fight of his life ■ a guardian ANGEL TRUCKER■ What 3 local businesses say “you’re in DANGER?”■ How L.A. is already a ghost town in-the-making ■ Which states are cucked / which are not? ■ Special bonus: Larry records his own outro music ■ All this and more in the conclusion of Larry’s Forbidden Road Trip!
6,622 miles, round trip. That’s a long way.. Seeing America in a state of suspended animation. On pause.It was weird. I hope it soon returns to normal. Whatever that is.
Each state had its own vibe. Some people didn’t give a shit about masks and quarantine – some were paralyzed with fear.
We really live in two Americas. Maybe multiple Americas. A patchwork quilt of belief systems. “One nation, under God, indivisible” should be excised from The Pledge. Now, everybody has their own America, their own “truth” and their own God. It‘s irreparably divided.
Maybe irreparably damaged.
What could unite it?
Calamity usually unites people. A terrorist attack seemed to do that 19 years ago. One would think a pandemic would, too. But it’s polarized America even more. What will it take to make America whole again? No leader from this planet can, that’s for damn sure.
This last leg of the journey went from Hayti Missouri to LA. There were a few stops along the way.
Here’s some of what I saw.
McLean, Texas.MASK UP! Commands New Mexico. And if you’re not local, keep moving. Land of Enchantment? Land of petulant cucks.
Texas vs New Mexico. Guess which I prefer?
Saturday night in Sayre, Oklahoma.
The gateway to Erick, Oklahoma, home of famed singer, Roger Miller.
Welcome to Erick, Oklahoma.
Erick is also home to Harley.
He owns a weird little shop and a bunch of guitars, but refused to play any of them. He claims the main character of the movie Cars was based on him.
Blytheville, Arkansas. Walk-ins welcome.KKZU, rockin’ western Oklahoma right from his kitchen.
Osceola, Arkansas.
The ageless residents of Seligman, Az.
Because one gun is not enough!Don’t go home drunk.
There’s a point in most journeys where you max out on the road (or sea) and want home. Your own bed, bathroom, couch, refrigerator.
