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Is timing everything? ▲ What if Weinstein and Epstein had waited until the Corona panic – would anyone have cared?▲ The 5-minute delayed call that changed everything for Larry ▲ How Larry re-created the Scottish moors in his living room ▲ Can you over-think a decision? ▲ Leave you luggage at home, this time trip is clothing-optional!
3 easy steps to self-motivate and achieve your quarantine goals ▲The world is a Cuckoo’s Nest and Nurse Ratched is the boss – how she plans to destroy you ▲ How Commies fake out proles and useful idiots ▲ How the TNS Dojo came to be ▲ Why isn’t Toxic Femininity a thing?▲ How to cut your booze consumption without AA ▲ All this and more in Bonus Episode 35!
How quarantine is killing people ▲ The Govt. snitch app you can download to rat on your neighbor ▲ What’s your quaran-TEAM, the SHABs or the GOAWAs?▲ Why Corona is better than cancer ▲ Larry plays guitar for the SHABS & GOAWAs ▲ If you’ve had a belly-full of lockdown, you NEED this episode!
The idea for the above image came to me several days after I posted the episode. I kinda wish I had it first, but – take your pick. Versions 1 and 2 are equally representative of the show.
You can’t keep me out of the high desert. Especially when the poppies have carpeted the valleys and foot hills.
People up there live in Southern California, but they are NOT Southern Californians. They own guns. The believe in God. They think Hollywood is a sewer.
So do I.
They do things like this horse.
I approve of this horse.
And this sign.
Mountains, baby.
This episode is very special to me. It was inspired by many things, but mostly by a girl taking graduation pictures, despite mandates, warnings, lockdowns, quarantines and all the other shit our fucked media and fucked government could throw at her. I have no idea who she was, but she will forever be one of my heroes.
Here she is.
Congratulations, whoever you are, you beautiful non-compliant graduate!
And here’s another one of my heroes, Moose. He has more empathy, courage and spirit than many people. Especially the jackholes I’ve labeled SHABS in this episode. Those people suck and are inferior to Moose. You’ll have to listen to find out why.
The four elements that make suckers suckers ■ Coronavirus: the new marketing platform that should piss you off ■ Why corporate America loves stupid and lazy consumers ■Corporations we should hate ■ How they insult our intelligence ■ Larry’s advertising epiphany ■ How X-ray specs made somebody rich and jackasses out of every buyer ■ The ‘solar-powered clothes dryer’ and the venerable con-man who created it ■ Glossary of lies politicians use to dupe voters ■
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Of course we’re all sick of the Kung Flu, Wuhan Virus, Corona virus – gotta call it by all its names, don’t we? Yes we do. But what’s making it even worse? Corporate America. Try to find a company website that doesn’t have some phony “we care” tag line or virtue signaling paragraph about how much they’re doing to help the cause.
They’re all full of shit.
Like Honda.
Look at this.
Hey Honda, define “together.”
Together? If that woman and/or her kid gets sick, will Honda send a nurse to their home? Or pick up the medical bills? Exactly what does Honda mean by “together?”
They’re bragging because they donated $1 million dollars to some virus effort. Last year, Honda grossed $143 billion. Wow.
But most are just as fake as Honda. I’d hold Honda in much higher esteem of they gave nothing to any Corona virus charity, but stopped pushing their phony “we care” narrative. It’s repulsive. It’s insulting.
In a matter of weeks, corporations have shifted from enviro-saints to virus-saints and I’m not buying any of it.
When this pandemic has passed, they’ll go right back to their enviro-pitch or whatever cause they think excites people who believe in…bullshit.
Gotta give props to Apple. I’m not a fan of their stuff, but there’s not a word about the virus on their page.
I’m liking Coke even better. Pointy chicks (look at the smile on that knockout on the left!) and they’re not even social distancing!
Ford doesn’t give a shit about Corona either.
Ford sells cars and trucks. Not diseases.
This ad tells everything you need to know about most consumers. Listen to the episode for details.
Meet the other Sean. Listen, as he opens up on: Dick, History, Music, Corona, His Childhood, Fatherhood, Actors, Hollywood, The Recording Industry, 007, Prima Donnas, Kids, The Future, Life, Death and more.
Why quarantine is the gift you must not waste ▲ How to squeeze opportunity from crisis ▲ Ways not to assault your family/roomies during quarantine ▲ Binge watching or self improvement – which is right for you? ▲ Why lock-down is a stupid, stupid word ▲ Why the media wants you fat, dumb and scared ▲ Where and how fortunes will be made from the pandemic ▲ This episode is your pathway to prosperity – don’t miss it!
To mask or not to mask? THEY’VE BEEN LYING TO YOU! ▼ Are you essential? ▼ Are you expendable? ▼ Lies they are telling you ▼ Your survival checklist ▼ What’s the true safe measure for social distancing? ▼ What South Korea did and why it worked ▼ How politicians are exploiting this pandemic for a power grab ▼ Larry names names and calls out the liars – in the most important episode ever.
Larry’s future-cast: CHEAP college tuition ● Macho men reclaim their birthright ●Soy-boys and snowflakes sent to the back of the line ●Hugs and handshakes are over and why that’s a good thing ●Humor returns to comedy ● Why you shouldn’t believe experts ● A true and classic Larry NY tale explaining the way of the universe ● The pandemic glossary you’ll love to hate ● How Britney Spears’ cans predicted 9/11 ● This is THE feel-good podcast of the pandemic!
