Truth lives at That LARRY SHOW, a weekly sojourn at the crossroads of madness and enlightenment. With LARRY in your life, you'll Take No Sh*t, and laugh your way to victory.
What do e-celebs have in common? ▲ What don’t they have? ▲ Fame on demand – pay with your dollars and dignity ▲ The stripper that visited Larry’s office ▲ Being famous for being famous ▲ The trajectory of an e-celeb – obscurity to less obscurity to infamy ▲ How you can be famous – for a day. ▲ Make those duck lips, jut that booty and get ready for your close up. Fame’s a-comin’ and it’s a bitch!
Meet BEATRICE the bullshit detector ▲ What human secretion destroyed ‘indestructible’ light bulbs in the NYC subway system? ▲ Say “duh” to L.A.’s new Robocop ▲ Downtown L.A.’s night shift – the walking dead ▲ Lease a crappy surveillance camera, for only $70k per year! ▲ L.A.’s race to the bottom, led by cretinous politicos.▲ Who are the 3 largest bullshit producers in the world? ▲ Episode 217, where the future is bleak, but only for chooches who obey authority!
Surefire sabotage methods anyone can use! ▲ Sabotage movies you can learn from ▲ Is sabotage sexy? ▲ How Larry (at age 7!) drove a nun insane and never got caught ▲ What does sabotage really mean? ▲ Sabotage – the equalizing resource of the powerless ▲ What are “co-bots” and why you should destroy them ▲ Why your workplace needs some sabotage
Discover how a glance through a telescope can change your existence ▲ The roller coaster ride to enlightenment ▲ Which horse should you be riding on life’s carousel? ▲ The unknown NYC park that kicks Central Park’s ass ▲ Why slingshots are still great weapons ▲ How Larry drove a car – at age 7 ▲ All this and more in this soon to be classic episode!
Doorways to other dimensions ♦ Therapeutic atom bombs ♦ The Govt.- operated death ray in the desert that fries 6,000 birds a year ♦ Why Bugsy Siegel was smarter than the U.S. government ♦ The 12-foot gorilla that is a dinosaur ♦ Psychic Elvis ♦ Mannequins – weird, creepy and fun! ♦ Alien Beef Jerky & Rat Bastard Root Beer – Larry’s favorite meal ♦ Ruins you’ll love ♦ From Ghost Town Road to Death Valley to Vegas, don’t miss this road trip with Larry!
Road trips are a journey. Road trips through the Mojave desert are a paranormal experience.
One of the mainstays of business promotion in the desert is… mannequins. Almost every desert haunt I’ve visited has mannequins. They’re not used to sell clothing. They’re used to impart weirdness. Like this guy below at Peggy Sue’s 50’s Diner in Yermo California. There he is, proudly serving up the only jeweled cheesburger in Yermo. Who needs AI when you have mannequins? I’ll take a mute mass of articulated fiberglass and plastic to some stupid robot any day.
Young Don Draper mannequin serves blinged burgers in YERMO California.
Another desert staple is the fortune telling machine. This is one of the oddest. He’s positioned in the vestibule of Peggy Sue’s Diner. The place can get crowded, so while waiting for your table, why not jack 50¢ into the slot and let The King plan your life for you? You’ll note it’s not really Elvis – but similar enough. Maybe advice from The King – whoever he is – is better than a guy who self-destructed by age 43?
Ersatz Elvis dispenses wisdom.
Out back of Peggy Sue’s is the DinErsaur park. This gorilla is the star attraction.I bet he’s seen some shit.
Talk about a 5-head. Maybe He’s got a 7.
The Alien Beef Jerky Store, certain to re-vitalize the sad little town of Baker, California. It’s been re-branded “Gateway to Area 51.” (Formerly “Gateway to Death Valley.”) What town wants death as part of its nickname?
The Alien Beef Jerky Hotel. That’s right – HOTEL. Opening…?
Alien Beef Jerky Hotel (under construction).
Here’s the hotel promotional video.
See any difference between the video and the actual place?
Below is the LO-GAS/EAT ruin off Interstate 15. Where’s the kid that once occupied that stroller?
The wreck of the Royal Hawaiian. What do those palm trees remind you of?
The long-abandoned Bun Boy Motel. Creep factor: 10×10.
The State – operated Death Ray that fries 6,000 birds a year in the Mojave and allegedly generates solar power. But it burns hundreds of millions of cubic feet of gas to create “solar power.” All for only $2.2 billion – what a deal!
Do we need middle men? ▲ How Moses schmoozed God ▲ What really went down at Sodom & Gomorrah? ▲ Abraham vs Moses – who was smarter?▲ Does God use hit men? ▲ How to get some favors out of God ▲ Do NOT talk to God until you hear this episode!
Pants that make guys incels (DO NOT WEAR THEM!) ▲ Which part of you do women check out first? ▲The simple thing you can do to make women chase you ▲ Male versions of resting bitch-face ▲ Why do smart guys buy dummies? ▲ Why “performance fabric” shirts make men look like clowns ▲ Fashion disasters to avoid ▲ The two elements that give you timeless cool ▲ All this and more in the coolest episode yet!
Flirty the horsey’s special plane ride ♦ What creatures will be next be claimed as ‘Emotional Support Animals?’ Giraffes? Tigers? Hippos? ♦ Larry’s Emotional Support Animal and why he will NEVER take it on a plane ♦ The “weapon” theTSA found in Larry’s pocket ♦ Why air travel is hell, all airlines suck and we’re all screwed ♦ Who’s to blame? ♦ Every OTHER business calls you this word, why won’t airlines? ♦ The most dangerous word in the English language ♦ All this and more, in this very un-PC episode.
Air travel has become torture. No leg room, no ass room, the cabins are dirty, the bathrooms reek, and the fetid air is thick with acrimony and suppressed rage. And now, you must share that hideous space with a goddamn horse. If you complain, you are a narrow-minded horse-o-phobe.
Sure, I photoshopped the episode thumbnail.
But not this picture!
Or this one
“Sorry, Ma’am. Hay bales are not available as ‘special meals.’ “
Everything I have to say about this insanity is within this episode.
