Truth lives at That LARRY SHOW, a weekly sojourn at the crossroads of madness and enlightenment. With LARRY in your life, you'll Take No Sh*t, and laugh your way to victory.
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Larry challenges a Police Chief to a throw-down • Who is Chief Queefe and why is he a punk? • Why is Moose the Dojo guard dog smarter than most people? • Who is 15-watt Chris? • How does Chief Queefe justify Tasering an 87 year-old woman? • Is it time for Robocops? • You’ve NEVER heard an episode like this!
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How did JC show his contempt for Commies? • Was JC ever PC? • Why do pussy-hat wearers hate him? • Do people prefer nice lies or uncomfortable truth? • How long would JC last now before they’d kill him again? • How did JC exhibit rock-star attitude? • How did Judas reveal his punk nature way before the Last Supper? • All this and more!
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What is timeless cool? ● How do you get it? ● Who is Alice Cooper’s new Pointy Chick? ● What is a Bono moment? ● Is there anything more annoying than an earnest, crusading performer? ● What classic songs are the Thought Police trying to ban? ● What is the only song they will allow? ● What is a “border blaster” and why will you find out whether you want to or not? ● How can you control your dreams? What’s a romantic starter kit? What’s the best way to get over an ex? All this and MORE!
Might as well get the pointy part done up front. This of course, is Nita Strauss, one of Alice Cooper’s guitarists. She replaced this other pointy blonde, Orianthi.
Near the end of the show at the Greek Theater Sunday night, Orianthi did a cameo and for a while, I thought I had double vision. 2 pointy blonde guitar vixens… quite a sight. And sound.
Episode 117 is a buffet. Beginning with a chalice of blood from the godfather of shock rock. Alice Cooper is now 70 years old and has been packing venues for almost 50 of those years. And his show is better than ever, fresher than ever. How does he do that? How does somebody achieve timeless cool as he has? We’ll try to figure it out
From impossibly cool to impossibly stupid, there’s a growing faction of fuckballs who would like to see people like Alice – or anyone who isn’t part of the “That’s Offensive” club… banned. They’re after freedom of expression in any medium – speech, art, film and now music. They’re after Steve Wonder, McCartney, and other performers they deem “insensitive.” Fuck them and the Commie PC electric scooter they rode in on.
At last, a fresh radio format comes to America… Chinese propaganda. The Red Menace from the East has bought a border blaster – that’s an ultra high powered radio station in Tiajuana, and they intend to blanket the Southwestern US with Maoist Messages. Can’t wait. Should be fun. I have already engineered the audio answer to this Commie plot (and to the PC song censors.) You’ll find it in the show at the 12:52 mark.
Finally, how do you get over the one that got away? Armando, long time listener and Patrioni, wants to know. So we tell him. It’s not as difficult as one might think.
Try my methods out. Let me know if they work for you.
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How to cut a good deal with the devil ● What happens when you summon Satan? ● Is Satan a chick? ● What really happened with Robert Johnson, the Delta Blues Man — at the Crossroads? ● Who was Anton LaVey and where is the Church of Satan? ● Does Satan really exist, and if so, why? ● This episode can SAVE YOUR SOUL!
Don’t pretend it’s never crossed your mind. Preachers like to say it happens in a “moment of weakness,” but all they ever do is parrot each other. It happens in moments of extremes – extreme lust, or rage, or want or despair – when the wait for it Judeo/Christian ethos seems not worth the wait. You want action NOW – and will do anything to get it.
So you Google till your fingers bleed. Spells, incantations, conjuring, Grimoires, Malleus Maleficarum – all the stuff you’ve read about in books or seen snippets of in cheesy movies. And you chalk off a pentagram and find some black candles – eye of newt, toe of frog, jaw of bat – all the ingredients. And you recite the “magic words” and poof, before you stands… His (or her) Darkness. You know very well that there’s always a price. How much are you willing to pay? How tough a negotiator are you?
Deals with the devil are as old as time itself. Some very famous ones are etched in our culture. Faust. The Devil and Daniel Webster. Robert Johnson. Those never end very well.
It’s thought that many successful people get there with Satanic help. Do they?
Are there Satanists among us? There’s still a website for the infamous Church of Satan in San Francisco. Here it is…churchofsatan.com. Have a look. It’s retro, kitschy, campy and goofy. A lot of fun. Like stills from some old low-budget indie movie.
A lot of people think the Church of Satan was the Hotel California the Eagles sang about. (It wasn’t.) Some also believe its founder, Anton Szandor LaVey was BFF with the devil. Maybe they had a falling out. LaVey never got rich and his fame was generated by a lot of hard work and promotion. Nothing supernatural about it.
Here’s an interview with the infamous “Black Pope” himself. Seems pretty harmless, doesn’t he?
Once you listen to this episode, you’ll be ready to take a meeting with the Forces of Evil. Not that we recommend it.
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Come to the TNS Dojo this Tuesday, where we’ll tell you how to get over “the one that got away.”
Peace.
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What to do when you’ve had a belly-full of everything and everyone ● How to vanish yourself ● Who is the Indian With a Hole? (He’s not a porn star) ● Why climbing Everest is stupid ● The Doom Boom – what is it and what’s driving it? ● The Truman Show – now playing in the Amazon jungle ● Who were the 3 Wild-men of Borneo? ● Meet Jamaica Joe, the world’s smallest man ● Are we all players in a cosmic sideshow? ● Are you prepared for SHTF? ● Ready to bug out? This is your episode!
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Come back this Sunday for Sinner’s Sunday when Larry throws down with SATANISTS!
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How to take control of the argument • THE almighty technique in verbal judo • Easy throws that will make you the victor • Recognizing set-ups and weasels • Which biblical passage would get JC thrown off Twitter? • Reclaiming power when you’ve lost It • These tips from the Master — JC himself — will change your life!
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Come by the TNS Dojo this Tuesday for a new episode of That LARRY SHOW… Going Borneo…you know you want to do it – quit the job, throw away your razor and fancy shoes, head for the hills and get off the grid, the radar and the hamster wheel that life can become.
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How to kill two flying seagulls, simultaneously, without a shotgun • How a fish named Salvatore died for Larry and changed his life • Why is fishing the best sport (is it a sport)? • What were the acid waters and how did they really get their name? • What’s the hardest fighting fish in the world?• Fishing drunk, with one arm – can it be done? • Do they make liquid Anacin? All this and more in this action-packed tale of hi-jinks on the high seas!
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It’s early autumn. You’re fishing in mountain lakes with your cousin. He takes you to a small saloon in the middle of nowhere.
It looked a lot like this.
You walk inside and as your eyes adjust to the interior, the first thing you see is this.
This was no ordinary tavern. The owner / bartender was no ordinary proprietor. He owned championship race horses and hunted big game all over the world. That takes money, and not the kind of money you eke out of a little bar in the Catskills selling Miller High Life and little bags of Rold Gold pretzels.
Back to the fanged deer. I thought it was a taxidermist’s joke, but in fact, that’s an actual Korean deer. Look it up.
McCoy – that was the bar owner, was a legendary character in those mountains. He’d reputedly spent a lot of time in India and while there had learned… things.
He did a few magic tricks — and he was adroit — but nothing I hadn’t seen many times before. Then he began a trick that he swore was no gimmick, but actual… magic.
It’s been a long time since I watched his illusion, although illusion is not an accurate word. I’ve described it to a number of professional magicians in Los Angeles – guys you’ve seen on TV or in Vegas. And every one of them was absolutely stumped. Some told me I must have “missed something.” But I didn’t. It happened exactly as I describe it in this episode. I’ve never seen anything like it since. Nothing even close. Utterly unique and mystifying.
Listen for yourself.
Can you figure out how it was done?
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What is the GTB protocol and how can it improve your world? ● Religion vs Faith – why is one good and the other not? ● What is your God-provider doing for YOU? ● Who’s got it better, Govt. bureaucrats or clergymen? ● When should you be really, REALLY selfish? ● How not to be “JFK’d” ● How Sinners’ Sunday began – and where it’s going ● All this and more!
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The ugliest 3 words in English – what are they? ● Why are all Back to School displays in mustard color? ● The case for arson: why it’s justified for Back to School sales ● How to be a cool pulp fiction detective ● Is LaCroix more puke-inducing than YooHoo? ● How do vegetables have sex? ● Is it okay to hate a dead priest? When you hear this episode, you’ll have murder on your mind!
