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The secret of happiness – REVEALED! • Larry finds it in Hollywood – but where? • What is the Lunacy Commission of New York State? • TONY SPUMONTE IS BACK! • Who are Marty and Elayne and why are they important to YOU? • 3 false routes to happiness you need to AVOID • How a nut-job saved Tony • All this and more!!!!
Some people see beauty in bacteria. Some people like the taste of blue Gatorade. Those are sick, sick people.
I found the secret of happiness in a joint in Hollywood last Saturday night. I’m not kidding. Not even a little.
So many of us spend our lives flailing around like we’ve been hit with a Benny Hinn Faith-ball, when we could have a laser-like trajectory to the realization of all our dreams. But we get distracted by the crap we’re fed by Hollywood and Madison Avenue. We think we can find happiness in a person, place or thing. That is utter bullshit.
Happiness comes from within. And there’s a way to tap into it all your livelong days, but you’ll have to listen to get that secret.
On the way to happiness, come with me and climb a hidden mountain in Nepal where we find a wise old bearded oracle. What will he tell us? Will it be worth the trek?
We’ll also visit with Tony Spumonte and he’ll regale us with a story of how an escapee from an insane asylum helped him get to a very important meeting and taught him something about car repair and nut-jobs.
That asylum is Creedmoor, in Queens, New York. Parts of it are abandoned (your tax dollars at work). Here’s what it looks like.
Yes, those are drifts of bird shit. They should make politicians from Albany clean up that room by ingesting every disease-coated particle of that bird-shit. Come to think of it, politicians are bird shit. There’s some zen-like message at the core of that. Shit becomes shit or something. When I figure it out, I’ll let you know.
If you want to see more Creedmoor horror, here’s the website from the guy that took that picture and many more.
Next, here’s a picture of the interior of the Dresden Room in Los Angeles, where I discovered the secret of happiness. No, it’s not 80 proof, nor is it décor frozen in 1967 or lighting so dim you need a cell phone to find your cell phone.
Big heap o’ bonus content coming this month, the book I wrote that was killed because the candy-ass publishers feared reprisals from a punk politician that I skewered in the book.
So get over to Patreon.com/thatlarryshow and catch up on all the bonus episodes you’ve missed and then be first on your block to download the book, which will be available any day now. I’ll reveal more about it in next Tuesday’s episode.
Write to me at thatlarryshow@gmail.com.
I’ll see you this weekend at Sinners’ Sunday.
TTFN.
