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Flirty the horsey’s special plane ride ♦ What creatures will be next be claimed as ‘Emotional Support Animals?’ Giraffes? Tigers? Hippos? ♦ Larry’s Emotional Support Animal and why he will NEVER take it on a plane ♦ The “weapon” theTSA found in Larry’s pocket ♦ Why air travel is hell, all airlines suck and we’re all screwed ♦ Who’s to blame? ♦ Every OTHER business calls you this word, why won’t airlines? ♦ The most dangerous word in the English language ♦ All this and more, in this very un-PC episode.
Air travel has become torture. No leg room, no ass room, the cabins are dirty, the bathrooms reek, and the fetid air is thick with acrimony and suppressed rage. And now, you must share that hideous space with a goddamn horse. If you complain, you are a narrow-minded horse-o-phobe.
Sure, I photoshopped the episode thumbnail.
But not this picture!
Or this one
“Sorry, Ma’am. Hay bales are not available as ‘special meals.’ “
Everything I have to say about this insanity is within this episode.
Newest manufactured fear: death by robots? ■ Which anxiety-taming drug are you on? ■ How Larry’s grandfather lived anxiety – free for 8 decades ■ The difference between anxiety and fear ■ Anxiety – the new normal? ■ Fake news, fake anxieties, fake fixes ■ All that and more, in this nail-biting episode, plus, a preview of Bonus Episode #30!
How Granny’s motto enabled Larry to date a supermodel ♦ Why did he and his date have to take cover in a Chinese restaurant? ♦ Why bench seats are better than bucket seats ♦ Why some chicks like squeaky windshield wipers ♦ The cop that hit a home run inside a restaurant ♦ What’s the minimum down payment on a yacht? ♦ 3 words that will change your life ♦ All this and more in this true story of romance, insanity and violence.
How incarcerated murderers find sexy wives – and you can too! ■ The town where a groom’s execution gets mass approval ■ Soft-core porn wedding traditions ■ Why marriage is her victory/his defeat ■ Dowrys that help women get husbands ■ How primitive tribes separate the men from the wussies ■ Why the bouquet and garter toss customs are moronic ■ All this and more in this deep dive into dangerous love!
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Marriage can kill you. Just ask Pranay Perumalla, a handsome, nice Indian dude. Well, you can’t ask him, he’s dead. But you could ask his widow. She married Pranay and her old man was not pleased, because Pranay was of a lower caste. So the father of the bride paid $150,000 to have his son-in-law snuffed. And there’s a shitload of people in their town who are on Dad’s side. Not claiming his innocence; they’re cheering him for doing the right thing.
Is there a battle of the sexes? You bet there is. Put your money – ALL your money – on the female. This T-shirt says it all.
She will triumph over you. You have no chance. Zero. Everything is rigged in her favor. It’s hardly a battle. You wouldn’t call Godzilla versus a Chihuahua a battle, would you? No.
So if you’re contemplating marriage, you better be sure about her. Damn sure. You’ve been warned.
The only way females ever lose conflicts with males is when they self destruct. Like these weird broads.
The Menendez brothers blew their parents’ heads off with shotguns back in the 1990’s. Both are doing life sentences.
Erik married this broad.
Mrs. Erik Menendez
Not bad, is she? Looks like any news chick on Fox or CNN, right?
Why’d she marry a murderer in prison for life? “He wrote nice letters.”
Lyle has had 2 – that’s right TWO wives! While in prison.
This is wife #1, Anna.
She divorced Lyle when she discovered he was pen pals with another woman. How the fuck did she find out? The guy was in prison, for Chrissake!
Below is wife #2 for Lyle, Rebecca.
Are any of these 3 women unattractive? No.
If you’re having trouble meeting women, maybe you need to commit a spectacular double-homicide. It worked for the Menendez brothers.
From minute 7-8, you’ll lose your religion… but you’ll find God ■ Is religion is a game of Simon Sez? ■ What are the 3 pillars of every religion? ■ Which is the only one that really matters? ■ Why do people lose their faith? ■ How to spot Holy Phonies ■ All this and more in this in this milestone episode of Sinners’ Sunday!
What’s the bigger, nightmare story that eclipses Epstein’s death? ▲ What’s the hidden message from Jeffrey Epstein’s killers? ▲ How are most conspiracies uncovered? ▲ Why does the US Government fear conspiracies? ▲ What words are paired with conspiracy to undermine it’s validity? ▲ What two entities most try to discredit proven conspiracyfacts? ▲ How can deploying conspiracies make parenting easier? ▲ The answers are in Episode 205!
How fear is killing America ▲Who/what has been the all-purpose boogey-man of the fear mongers? ▲ What are fear mongers selling?▲ What do fear-mongers want from you? ▲ The future according to Larry: who are the Digis? Who are the ‘Logs? Which are you?▲ Why is Larry afraid of lightning? ▲ What does fear do to facts?▲ How did Neil deGrasse Tyson self-destruct in one Tweet? ▲ Why fear and truth are enemies ▲ Why manifesto-writers should be registered like sex offenders ▲ All this and more in this fearless episode!
What 4-letter word will change your life? ■ Which biblical figures inspired that word? ■ How are those figures’ decisions still affecting our world, 4,000 years later? ■ Which sex (we never say gender, here!) is sneakier? ■ What does the name Jacob mean in Hebrew? ■ Who were the Edomites? ■ All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday # 62
Where and what is the real-life Frankenstein? ■ Has PC culture killed Frankenstein? ■ What does the word “denier” really mean? ■ What’s a HUMANZEE? ■ Why should you avoid businesses with “Shoppe” in the name? ■ Why Larry never drinks tap beer ■ What two themes of the Frankenstein story have become un-PC? ■ Which animals’ DNA is Japan mingling with human DNA? ■ All this and more in this very scary episode!
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WHAT’S SO FUCKIN’ FUNNY ABOUT BODY PARTS?
I’ll be dipped in shit if I know, but it sure looks like TV reporter Briana Whitney thinks BUCKETS O’ BODY PARTS is a grinner. Just look at her. (BTW, she looks like a fun chick,)
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Of course, it wasn’t any of her relatives that were chopped up like rusty Chevrolets, so why not laugh?
Next, here’s Troy Harp.
.Kinda resembles Tony Soprano, no? He’s one of 30 people suing the Biological Resource Center in Phoenix for – mistreating his mom’s and grandma’s bodies, which he donated to BRC for “medical research.” But he doesn’t look any more upset about it than Briana. In fact, they both look kind of amusedby the whole bloody mess.
But The BRC did cut up mom and grandma with tools Troy complained were “not appropriatefor dismembering scientific bodies.”
Here’s a surgical saw. Looks pretty much like a saw you can get at Home Depot, right? What are they supposed to use, kind andgentle saws?
Here’s the entire video report, in which everyone seems as amused as I am by the whole thing.
In closing this episode, I wanted to mention several people who have been extremely supportive of this show. They all have their own internet shows/blogs. Every one of them is entertaining.
You probably already know Nick Rekieta – he’s become a YouTube sensation. Check out his channel, here (and look for ME in several of his CHAD DAD live streams.) Nick is not only a YouTube star, he’s a hero. He raises tons o’ jing to help people falsely accused by PC/SJW scum.
Do you like beer? Okay, stupid question. But there are a jillion of ‘em, and wines and liquors… and some are good and some really suck. Life is too short (and booze is too pricey) to experiment, which is why you need to subscribe to the best fucking adult beverage review out there – The Mighty Plantain. From deep in the heart of the Pine Tree State comes Chris, a dude with a gut as tough as a pine knot. His mission is simple:he drinks the swill so you don’t have to. Watching him has changed my life Just a couple weeks ago, I refused a strange beer in Boston, because I’d seen The Mighty One’s review of it. Saved myself $12 and a ruined lunch. Thank you, Chris.Subscribe to his channel here.
Darren O’Neill has not one, but TWO fantastic podcasts. First , randumbthoughts.com. I never miss an episode, and once you try it, you won’t either. He’s a classic broadcast pro, a truth-teller and puts out one of the most listenable shows you’ll ever hear. He has a newer spin-off, with his pal Ryan Bemrose. It leans toward the tech side, but not so much that a Luddite like me can’t understand and dig it. And oh, the rants. They give good rants! GrumpyOldBens.com
Have you met Pretentious James? He has a YouTube channel and it’s a pisser. Always funny, always quirky, always original. Checkum out here. You’ll be glad you did.
Ever had low back pain? 4 out of 5 people do. Throw out the Advil and watch THIS guy.Dr. William Wong is the TRUTH. And he rocks that stylin’ TNS Dojo t-shirt like a boss, doesn’t he? He’s a physician, and covers anything and everything that ails us, always with a view toward natural healing. That’s what you want, folks.
By now, you know I’m an enthusiatic 2nd amendment supporter? Why? Because I had a firearm, I was able to stop an attempted home invasion, which I chronicled in bonus episode 2, here.
If you ever have some psychotic fuckball trying to kick in your front door at 4 a.m. – remember – when seconds count, the cops are only minutes away. So if you have any interest in firearms, there’s really only one blog you need to visit: this one www.looserounds.com. There are shit loads of gun blogs, but this one is best because in addition to the vital info, it delivers great stories and historical events. Context, baby. That’s where it’s at.
Bonus episode coming shortly only at www.patreon.com/thatlarryshow. And come back in a few days for Sinners’ Sunday.
Until then, check out my friends. Thanks for listening and special thanks to all Patrons – you rock!
