Episode 209: 20/20 Sight! No Glasses or Lasik! (Sinners’ Sunday #64)

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

How’s your spiritual vision?

Support Sinners’ Sunday

Write to Brother Larry: thatlarryshow@gmai.com

Call the Sinners’ Sunday Chapel: 302-71-Larry

Episode 208: The United States of Anxiety

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

Newest manufactured fear: death by robots? ■ Which anxiety-taming drug are you on? ■ How Larry’s grandfather lived anxiety – free for 8 decades ■ The difference between anxiety and fear ■ Anxiety – the new normal? ■ Fake news, fake anxieties, fake fixes ■ All that and more, in this nail-biting episode, plus, a preview of Bonus Episode #30!

Support That LARRY SHOW Patreon

Follow That LARRY SHOW on Twitter

Call the Take No Shit Dojo: 302-71-Larry

Write to Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Bonus Episode 30: Larry’s Date With 1 Supermodel, 2 Cops and 9 Zombies

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

How Granny’s motto enabled Larry to date a supermodel Why did he and his date have to take cover in a Chinese restaurant? Why bench seats are better than bucket seats Why some chicks like squeaky windshield wipers The cop that hit a home run inside a restaurant What’s the minimum down payment on a yacht? 3 words that will change your life ♦ All this and more in this true story of romance, insanity and violence.

Support That LARRY SHOW PATREON

Follow That LARRY SHOW on Twitter

Write to Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Call the Take No Shit Dojo: 302-71-Larry

Episode 207: Kiss the Bride, Kill the Groom

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

How incarcerated murderers find sexy wives – and you can too! ■ The town where a groom’s execution gets mass approval ■ Soft-core porn wedding traditions ■ Why marriage is her victory/his defeat ■ Dowrys that help women get husbands ■ How primitive tribes separate the men from the wussies ■ Why the bouquet and garter toss customs are moronic ■ All this and more in this deep dive into dangerous love!

**********************************************

Marriage can kill you. Just ask Pranay Perumalla, a handsome, nice Indian dude. Well, you can’t ask him, he’s dead. But you could ask his widow. She married Pranay and her old man was not pleased, because Pranay was of a lower caste. So the father of the bride paid $150,000 to have his son-in-law snuffed. And there’s a shitload of people in their town who are on Dad’s side. Not claiming his innocence; they’re cheering him for doing the right thing.

Is there a battle of the sexes? You bet there is. Put your money – ALL your money – on the female. This T-shirt says it all.

She will triumph over you. You have no chance. Zero. Everything is rigged in her favor. It’s hardly a battle. You wouldn’t call Godzilla versus a Chihuahua a battle, would you? No.

So if you’re contemplating marriage, you better be sure about her. Damn sure. You’ve been warned.

The only way females ever lose conflicts with males is when they self destruct. Like these weird broads.

The Menendez brothers blew their parents’ heads off with shotguns back in the 1990’s. Both are doing life sentences.

Erik married this broad.

Mrs. Erik Menendez

Not bad, is she? Looks like any news chick on Fox or CNN, right?

Why’d she marry a murderer in prison for life? “He wrote nice letters.”

 

Lyle has had 2 – that’s right TWO wives! While in prison.

This is wife #1, Anna.

She divorced Lyle when she discovered he was pen pals with another woman. How the fuck did she find out? The guy was in prison, for Chrissake!

 

 

Below is wife #2 for Lyle, Rebecca.

Are any of these 3 women unattractive? No.

If you’re having trouble meeting women, maybe you need to commit a spectacular double-homicide. It worked for the Menendez brothers.

 

Support That LARRY SHOW Patreon

Write to Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Follow That LARRY SHOW on Twitter

Call the Take No Shit Dojo: 302-71-Larry

Episode 206: Lose Religion, Find God… in 60 Seconds! (Sinners’ Sunday #63)

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

From minute 7-8, you’ll lose your religion… but you’ll find God ■ Is religion is a game of Simon Sez? ■ What are the 3 pillars of every religion? ■ Which is the only one that really matters? ■ Why do people lose their faith? ■ How to spot Holy Phonies ■ All this and more in this in this milestone episode of Sinners’ Sunday!

Support Sinners’ Sunday

Write to Brother Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Call the chapel: 302-71-Larry

Episode 205: Conspiracies

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

What’s the bigger, nightmare story that eclipses Epstein’s death? What’s the hidden message from Jeffrey Epstein’s killers? ▲ How are most conspiracies uncovered? ▲ Why does the US Government fear conspiracies? ▲ What words are paired with conspiracy to undermine it’s validity? ▲ What two entities most try to discredit proven conspiracy facts? ▲ How can deploying conspiracies make parenting easier? ▲ The answers are in Episode 205!

Support THAT LARRY SHOW PATREON

Follow That LARRY SHOW on Twitter

Write to Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Call That LARRY SHOW: 302-71-Larry

Episode 204: Is Fear Killing America?

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

How fear is killing America Who/what has been the all-purpose boogey-man of the fear mongers? What are fear mongers selling? What do fear-mongers want from you? The future according to Larry: who are the Digis? Who are the ‘Logs? Which are you? Why is Larry afraid of lightning? What does fear do to facts?▲ How did Neil deGrasse Tyson self-destruct in one Tweet? ▲ Why fear and truth are enemies ▲ Why manifesto-writers should be registered like sex offenders ▲ All this and more in this fearless episode!

Support That LARRY SHOW

Write to Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Call That LARRY SHOW hotline: 302-71-Larry

Follow That LARRY SHOW on Twitter

Episode 203: Secrets to Making Great Decisions (Sinners’ Sunday # 62)

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

What 4-letter word will change your life? ■ Which biblical figures inspired that word? ■ How are those figures’ decisions still affecting our world, 4,000 years later? ■ Which sex (we never say gender, here!) is sneakier? ■ What does the name Jacob mean in Hebrew? ■ Who were the Edomites? ■ All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday # 62

Support Sinners’ Sunday

Write to Brother Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Call the Chapel: 302-71-Larry

Episode 202: Real-Life Frankenstein

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

Where and what is the real-life Frankenstein? Has PC culture killed Frankenstein? ■ What does the word “denier” really mean? ■ What’s a HUMANZEE? ■ Why should you avoid businesses with “Shoppe” in the name? ■ Why Larry never drinks tap beer ■ What two themes of the Frankenstein story have become un-PC? ■ Which animals’ DNA is Japan mingling with human DNA? ■ All this and more in this very scary episode!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

WHAT’S SO FUCKIN’ FUNNY ABOUT BODY PARTS?

I’ll be dipped in shit if I know, but it sure looks like TV reporter Briana Whitney thinks BUCKETS O’ BODY PARTS is a grinner. Just look at her. (BTW, she looks like a fun chick,)

.

Of course, it wasn’t any of her relatives that were chopped up like rusty Chevrolets, so why not laugh?

Next, here’s Troy Harp.

.Kinda resembles Tony Soprano, no? He’s one of 30 people suing the Biological Resource Center in Phoenix for – mistreating his mom’s and grandma’s bodies, which he donated to BRC for “medical research.” But he doesn’t look any more upset about it than Briana. In fact, they both look kind of amused by the whole bloody mess.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But The BRC did cut up mom and grandma with tools Troy complained were not appropriate for dismembering scientific bodies.” 

Here’s a surgical saw. Looks pretty much like a saw you can get at Home Depot, right? What are they supposed to use, kind and gentle saws?

 

 

 

Here’s the entire video report, in which everyone seems as amused as I am by the whole thing.

Buckets of dicks, loose arms, torsos and a “small female head” sewn onto a male body and hung on the wall.

In closing this episode, I wanted to mention several people who have been extremely supportive of this show. They all have their own internet shows/blogs. Every one of them is entertaining.

You probably already know Nick Rekieta – he’s become a YouTube sensation. Check out his channel, here (and look for ME in several of his CHAD DAD live streams.) Nick is not only a YouTube star, he’s a hero. He raises tons o’ jing to help people falsely accused by PC/SJW scum. 

Do you like beer? Okay, stupid question. But there are a jillion of ‘em, and wines and liquors… and some are good and some really suck. Life is  too short (and booze is too pricey) to experiment, which is why you need to subscribe to the best fucking adult beverage review out there – The Mighty Plantain. From deep in the heart of the Pine Tree State comes Chris, a dude with a gut as tough as a pine knot. His mission is simple: he drinks the swill so you don’t have to. Watching him has changed my life Just a couple weeks ago, I refused a strange beer in Boston, because I’d seen The Mighty One’s review of it. Saved myself $12 and a ruined lunch. Thank you, Chris. Subscribe to his channel here.

Darren O’Neill has not one, but TWO fantastic podcasts. First , randumbthoughts.com. I never miss an episode, and once you try it, you won’t either. He’s a classic broadcast pro, a truth-teller and puts out one of the most listenable shows you’ll ever hear. He has a newer spin-off, with his pal Ryan Bemrose. It leans toward the tech side, but not so much that a Luddite like me can’t understand and dig it. And oh, the rants. They give good rants! GrumpyOldBens.com

Have you met Pretentious James? He has a YouTube channel and it’s a pisser. Always funny, always quirky, always original. Checkum out here. You’ll be glad you did.

Ever had low back pain? 4 out of 5 people do. Throw out the Advil and watch THIS guy. Dr. William Wong is the TRUTH. And he rocks that stylin’ TNS Dojo t-shirt like a boss, doesn’t he? He’s a physician, and covers anything and everything that ails us, always with a view toward natural healing. That’s what you want, folks.

Dr. Will Wong — cool dude in a cool shirt

 

Dr. Wong Bonus: he hates Commies! Check out his blog and his YouTube channel.

By now, you know I’m an enthusiatic 2nd amendment supporter? Why? Because I had a firearm, I was able to stop an attempted home invasion, which I chronicled in bonus episode 2,  here.

If you ever have some psychotic fuckball trying to kick in your front door at 4 a.m. – remember – when seconds count, the cops are only minutes away. So if you have any interest in firearms, there’s really only one blog you need to visit: this one www.looserounds.com. There are shit loads of gun blogs, but this one is best because in addition to the vital info, it delivers great stories and historical events. Context, baby. That’s where it’s at.

Bonus episode coming shortly only at www.patreon.com/thatlarryshow. And come back in a few days for Sinners’ Sunday.

Until then, check out my friends. Thanks for listening and special thanks to all Patrons – you rock!

Take No Shit.

Support That LARRY SHOW

Call the Take No Shit Dojo: 302-71-Larry

Write to Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Follow That LARRY SHOW on Twitter

Episode 201: Larry Storms Area 51

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE

Why is storming Area 51 so damn appealing? ▲ Will Larry be there? ▲ How is it the antidote to our reality? ▲ What’s really at Area 51 – national secrets or a big head-fake? ▲ Searching for something bigger than ourselves ▲ What was Hands Across America? ▲ Larry tells a listener how to slay his dragons of anxiety

**********************************************************

Regular listeners know I’m a freak for the desert. Before I became a desert rat, I was a water rat – lived right on the beach for years. And I do love the ocean. But as a backdrop for bizarre shit, the desert reigns supreme. Maybe that’s because while the ocean represents life, the desert is death. If you could desalinate the water, you could live on the ocean indefinitely. You’re literally floating on food. Not so in the desert. There, if you don’t pack enough going in, you’re not coming out.

I’m loving this Area 51 thing. It fires on all cylinders – let’s fuck with the government, let’s play war, lets do sneaky shit, let’s uncover the truth, let’s find aliens, let’s haul ass like Mad Max through the desert night – all of which fit nicely under the banner ADVENTURE FOR MEN.

Of course it started as a goof. So do some businesses, romances, you name it. Somebody says, “hey, wouldn’t it be a pisser if we jumped in the car and drove to (insert location) and when we got there, we (insert verb) and (insert verb) And the gang screams FUCK YEAH! That’s the genesis of many adventures.

What’s also uber appealing about the Area 51 raid is its just for the fuck of it factor. No fake do-gooder bullshit. Nobody’s donating money for Martians counted or gubmnt officials pissed off. No enviro hook. Nobody is going to be lifted out of poverty or addiction or cured or healed. And that may be it’s most attractive attribute.

Are you sick of everything in life having cause attached to it?. The Area 51 siege is like panty raids or swallowing goldfish or eating hot dogs seeing how many guys could pack into a VW bug. No purpose whatsoever other than the delight and amusement of the participants.

Just. For. The. Fuck. Of. It.  

Maybe I should start a movement; The J.F.T.F.O.I. club. Open admissions, but the first member who suggests a GoFundMe or cleaning up any mess we make or “in memory of…” is not only 86’d from the club, they shall be strapped to a rocket and fired at the sun. Join at your own risk.

In this episode, I review a virtue signaling event from 1986. This was the poster / logo. If you find it remotely appealing, you’re on the wrong show page.

Hands Across America was a colossal dud. People got amped up months in advance and when it finally happened, nothing happened. They raised a whopping $15 million to “fight poverty.” Bezos drops more than that on weekly alimony. Even back in ‘86, $15 mil was a pitiful take.

Will I take part in the Storming of Area 51? Only if a group of listeners will join me. I’m not going solo and currently, I have no (local) friends with the J.F.T.F.O.I. mindset.

We have 3 weeks to prepare.

You know where to find me.

Support That LARRY SHOW Patreon

Follow That LARRY SHOW on Twitter

Email Larry: thatlarryshow@gmail.com

Call the show: 302-71-Larry