Truth lives at That LARRY SHOW, a weekly sojourn at the crossroads of madness and enlightenment. With LARRY in your life, you'll Take No Sh*t, and laugh your way to victory.
Discover how a glance through a telescope can change your existence ▲ The roller coaster ride to enlightenment ▲ Which horse should you be riding on life’s carousel? ▲ The unknown NYC park that kicks Central Park’s ass ▲ Why slingshots are still great weapons ▲ How Larry drove a car – at age 7 ▲ All this and more in this soon to be classic episode!
Doorways to other dimensions ♦ Therapeutic atom bombs ♦ The Govt.- operated death ray in the desert that fries 6,000 birds a year ♦ Why Bugsy Siegel was smarter than the U.S. government ♦ The 12-foot gorilla that is a dinosaur ♦ Psychic Elvis ♦ Mannequins – weird, creepy and fun! ♦ Alien Beef Jerky & Rat Bastard Root Beer – Larry’s favorite meal ♦ Ruins you’ll love ♦ From Ghost Town Road to Death Valley to Vegas, don’t miss this road trip with Larry!
Road trips are a journey. Road trips through the Mojave desert are a paranormal experience.
One of the mainstays of business promotion in the desert is… mannequins. Almost every desert haunt I’ve visited has mannequins. They’re not used to sell clothing. They’re used to impart weirdness. Like this guy below at Peggy Sue’s 50’s Diner in Yermo California. There he is, proudly serving up the only jeweled cheesburger in Yermo. Who needs AI when you have mannequins? I’ll take a mute mass of articulated fiberglass and plastic to some stupid robot any day.
Young Don Draper mannequin serves blinged burgers in YERMO California.
Another desert staple is the fortune telling machine. This is one of the oddest. He’s positioned in the vestibule of Peggy Sue’s Diner. The place can get crowded, so while waiting for your table, why not jack 50¢ into the slot and let The King plan your life for you? You’ll note it’s not really Elvis – but similar enough. Maybe advice from The King – whoever he is – is better than a guy who self-destructed by age 43?
Ersatz Elvis dispenses wisdom.
Out back of Peggy Sue’s is the DinErsaur park. This gorilla is the star attraction.I bet he’s seen some shit.
Talk about a 5-head. Maybe He’s got a 7.
The Alien Beef Jerky Store, certain to re-vitalize the sad little town of Baker, California. It’s been re-branded “Gateway to Area 51.” (Formerly “Gateway to Death Valley.”) What town wants death as part of its nickname?
The Alien Beef Jerky Hotel. That’s right – HOTEL. Opening…?
Alien Beef Jerky Hotel (under construction).
Here’s the hotel promotional video.
See any difference between the video and the actual place?
Below is the LO-GAS/EAT ruin off Interstate 15. Where’s the kid that once occupied that stroller?
The wreck of the Royal Hawaiian. What do those palm trees remind you of?
The long-abandoned Bun Boy Motel. Creep factor: 10×10.
The State – operated Death Ray that fries 6,000 birds a year in the Mojave and allegedly generates solar power. But it burns hundreds of millions of cubic feet of gas to create “solar power.” All for only $2.2 billion – what a deal!
Do we need middle men? ▲ How Moses schmoozed God ▲ What really went down at Sodom & Gomorrah? ▲ Abraham vs Moses – who was smarter?▲ Does God use hit men? ▲ How to get some favors out of God ▲ Do NOT talk to God until you hear this episode!
Pants that make guys incels (DO NOT WEAR THEM!) ▲ Which part of you do women check out first? ▲The simple thing you can do to make women chase you ▲ Male versions of resting bitch-face ▲ Why do smart guys buy dummies? ▲ Why “performance fabric” shirts make men look like clowns ▲ Fashion disasters to avoid ▲ The two elements that give you timeless cool ▲ All this and more in the coolest episode yet!
Flirty the horsey’s special plane ride ♦ What creatures will be next be claimed as ‘Emotional Support Animals?’ Giraffes? Tigers? Hippos? ♦ Larry’s Emotional Support Animal and why he will NEVER take it on a plane ♦ The “weapon” theTSA found in Larry’s pocket ♦ Why air travel is hell, all airlines suck and we’re all screwed ♦ Who’s to blame? ♦ Every OTHER business calls you this word, why won’t airlines? ♦ The most dangerous word in the English language ♦ All this and more, in this very un-PC episode.
Air travel has become torture. No leg room, no ass room, the cabins are dirty, the bathrooms reek, and the fetid air is thick with acrimony and suppressed rage. And now, you must share that hideous space with a goddamn horse. If you complain, you are a narrow-minded horse-o-phobe.
Sure, I photoshopped the episode thumbnail.
But not this picture!
Or this one
“Sorry, Ma’am. Hay bales are not available as ‘special meals.’ “
Everything I have to say about this insanity is within this episode.
Newest manufactured fear: death by robots? ■ Which anxiety-taming drug are you on? ■ How Larry’s grandfather lived anxiety – free for 8 decades ■ The difference between anxiety and fear ■ Anxiety – the new normal? ■ Fake news, fake anxieties, fake fixes ■ All that and more, in this nail-biting episode, plus, a preview of Bonus Episode #30!
How Granny’s motto enabled Larry to date a supermodel ♦ Why did he and his date have to take cover in a Chinese restaurant? ♦ Why bench seats are better than bucket seats ♦ Why some chicks like squeaky windshield wipers ♦ The cop that hit a home run inside a restaurant ♦ What’s the minimum down payment on a yacht? ♦ 3 words that will change your life ♦ All this and more in this true story of romance, insanity and violence.
How incarcerated murderers find sexy wives – and you can too! ■ The town where a groom’s execution gets mass approval ■ Soft-core porn wedding traditions ■ Why marriage is her victory/his defeat ■ Dowrys that help women get husbands ■ How primitive tribes separate the men from the wussies ■ Why the bouquet and garter toss customs are moronic ■ All this and more in this deep dive into dangerous love!
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Marriage can kill you. Just ask Pranay Perumalla, a handsome, nice Indian dude. Well, you can’t ask him, he’s dead. But you could ask his widow. She married Pranay and her old man was not pleased, because Pranay was of a lower caste. So the father of the bride paid $150,000 to have his son-in-law snuffed. And there’s a shitload of people in their town who are on Dad’s side. Not claiming his innocence; they’re cheering him for doing the right thing.
Is there a battle of the sexes? You bet there is. Put your money – ALL your money – on the female. This T-shirt says it all.
She will triumph over you. You have no chance. Zero. Everything is rigged in her favor. It’s hardly a battle. You wouldn’t call Godzilla versus a Chihuahua a battle, would you? No.
So if you’re contemplating marriage, you better be sure about her. Damn sure. You’ve been warned.
The only way females ever lose conflicts with males is when they self destruct. Like these weird broads.
The Menendez brothers blew their parents’ heads off with shotguns back in the 1990’s. Both are doing life sentences.
Erik married this broad.
Mrs. Erik Menendez
Not bad, is she? Looks like any news chick on Fox or CNN, right?
Why’d she marry a murderer in prison for life? “He wrote nice letters.”
Lyle has had 2 – that’s right TWO wives! While in prison.
This is wife #1, Anna.
She divorced Lyle when she discovered he was pen pals with another woman. How the fuck did she find out? The guy was in prison, for Chrissake!
Below is wife #2 for Lyle, Rebecca.
Are any of these 3 women unattractive? No.
If you’re having trouble meeting women, maybe you need to commit a spectacular double-homicide. It worked for the Menendez brothers.
From minute 7-8, you’ll lose your religion… but you’ll find God ■ Is religion is a game of Simon Sez? ■ What are the 3 pillars of every religion? ■ Which is the only one that really matters? ■ Why do people lose their faith? ■ How to spot Holy Phonies ■ All this and more in this in this milestone episode of Sinners’ Sunday!
