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Episode 220: Larry Finds His Spirit Animal
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HEAR a 35,000 year-old ghost declare you are GOD!▲Take the test and discover your spirit animal-guide-thingy▲What’s Larry’s spirit animal and why does he hate it?▲How Larry gave life to a reptile… twice!▲What’s the dumbest line in movie history?▲Why do people derive their identities from everything from sports teams to sneakers?▲Why crystals, fossils and Bonsai trees are necessary at L.A. beaches
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People think they’re so damn smart, don’t they? Until somebody tells them they resemble a wolf or grizzly bear or an eagle. Or that they can “save the planet.” Then the stupid starts to ooze from every pore and orifice.
This episode was inspired by a recent drive to the beach – a beach where vendors sell crystals and fossils. At every other beach I’ve visited, vendors sell sunscreen or cold drinks or hot dogs or beach towels or straw mats – useful things. Things you might need at the beach. Not in L.A.
After my day at the beach, I saw a spirit animal sign in some new-agey store window.. I’d heard about those for years, but never looked further. So I took an online test to determine which beast is my spirit animal.
Here it is:
Oh the ignominy.
As I delved deeper into the metaphysical realm, I happened upon this woman.
That’s J.Z. Knight. It’s also the 35,000 year old spirit warrior she “channels,” Ramtha. (No one has ever seen Ramtha – only heard his voice, through J.Z.s mouth). For a price, you can attend her school in Yelm, Washington and meet her, and Ramtha, and learn how to “create you own reality.” When you do meet Ramtha, he will tell you that you, and everyone in the room, are a bunch of Christs.
Sounds good, where do I sign?
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Episode 219: Prey For Fame
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What do e-celebs have in common? ▲ What don’t they have? ▲ Fame on demand – pay with your dollars and dignity ▲ The stripper that visited Larry’s office ▲ Being famous for being famous ▲ The trajectory of an e-celeb – obscurity to less obscurity to infamy ▲ How you can be famous – for a day. ▲ Make those duck lips, jut that booty and get ready for your close up. Fame’s a-comin’ and it’s a bitch!
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Episode 218: Gaming The System With J.C. (Sinners’ Sunday #67)
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J.C. didn’t play fair. Why should you?
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Episode 217: Rise of the Stupid Machines
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Meet BEATRICE the bullshit detector ▲ What human secretion destroyed ‘indestructible’ light bulbs in the NYC subway system? ▲ Say “duh” to L.A.’s new Robocop ▲ Downtown L.A.’s night shift – the walking dead ▲ Lease a crappy surveillance camera, for only $70k per year! ▲ L.A.’s race to the bottom, led by cretinous politicos.▲ Who are the 3 largest bullshit producers in the world? ▲ Episode 217, where the future is bleak, but only for chooches who obey authority!
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Episode 216: SABOTAGE: Your Path To Success!
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Surefire sabotage methods anyone can use! ▲ Sabotage movies you can learn from ▲ Is sabotage sexy? ▲ How Larry (at age 7!) drove a nun insane and never got caught ▲ What does sabotage really mean? ▲ Sabotage – the equalizing resource of the powerless ▲ What are “co-bots” and why you should destroy them ▲ Why your workplace needs some sabotage
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Episode 215: Happiness or Peace? (Sinners’ Sunday # 66)
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Happiness or Peace? Which one lasts?
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Episode 214: Larry’s Coney Island Epiphany
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Discover how a glance through a telescope can change your existence ▲ The roller coaster ride to enlightenment ▲ Which horse should you be riding on life’s carousel? ▲ The unknown NYC park that kicks Central Park’s ass ▲ Why slingshots are still great weapons ▲ How Larry drove a car – at age 7 ▲ All this and more in this soon to be classic episode!
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Episode 213: Larry’s Desert Hallucinations
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Doorways to other dimensions ♦ Therapeutic atom bombs ♦ The Govt.- operated death ray in the desert that fries 6,000 birds a year ♦ Why Bugsy Siegel was smarter than the U.S. government ♦ The 12-foot gorilla that is a dinosaur ♦ Psychic Elvis ♦ Mannequins – weird, creepy and fun! ♦ Alien Beef Jerky & Rat Bastard Root Beer – Larry’s favorite meal ♦ Ruins you’ll love ♦ From Ghost Town Road to Death Valley to Vegas, don’t miss this road trip with Larry!
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Road trips are a journey. Road trips through the Mojave desert are a paranormal experience.
One of the mainstays of business promotion in the desert is… mannequins. Almost every desert haunt I’ve visited has mannequins. They’re not used to sell clothing. They’re used to impart weirdness. Like this guy below at Peggy Sue’s 50’s Diner in Yermo California. There he is, proudly serving up the only jeweled cheesburger in Yermo. Who needs AI when you have mannequins? I’ll take a mute mass of articulated fiberglass and plastic to some stupid robot any day.
Another desert staple is the fortune telling machine. This is one of the oddest. He’s positioned in the vestibule of Peggy Sue’s Diner. The place can get crowded, so while waiting for your table, why not jack 50¢ into the slot and let The King plan your life for you? You’ll note it’s not really Elvis – but similar enough. Maybe advice from The King – whoever he is – is better than a guy who self-destructed by age 43?
Out back of Peggy Sue’s is the DinErsaur park. This gorilla is the star attraction.I bet he’s seen some shit.
The Alien Beef Jerky Store, certain to re-vitalize the sad little town of Baker, California. It’s been re-branded “Gateway to Area 51.” (Formerly “Gateway to Death Valley.”) What town wants death as part of its nickname?
The Alien Beef Jerky Hotel. That’s right – HOTEL. Opening…?
Here’s the hotel promotional video.
See any difference between the video and the actual place?
Below is the LO-GAS/EAT ruin off Interstate 15. Where’s the kid that once occupied that stroller?
The wreck of the Royal Hawaiian. What do those palm trees remind you of?
The long-abandoned Bun Boy Motel. Creep factor: 10×10.
The State – operated Death Ray that fries 6,000 birds a year in the Mojave and allegedly generates solar power. But it burns hundreds of millions of cubic feet of gas to create “solar power.” All for only $2.2 billion – what a deal!
Episode 212: How To Bargain With God (Sinners’ Sunday #65)
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Do we need middle men? ▲ How Moses schmoozed God ▲ What really went down at Sodom & Gomorrah? ▲ Abraham vs Moses – who was smarter?▲ Does God use hit men? ▲ How to get some favors out of God ▲ Do NOT talk to God until you hear this episode!
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