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Episode 147: Offensive

Ending world hunger – Sam Kinison style ♦ Larry destroys Michael Moore ♦ Snowflakes and SJWs flame Seinfeld, then Larry torches them ♦ Tips on stopping speech cops, from Cardi B.♦ Punishing soy people who use the word “cringey” ♦ Amy Schumer takes a douche while Louis CK wanks beside her ♦ How comedy helps you ID morons ♦ What to do when trapped in a job you loathe ♦ What’s a gink? (Hint: Chuck Todd and Pharrell are 2) ♦ All this vitriol and more in this highly offensive episode!

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Episode 146: There’s Something About Mary (Sinners’ Sunday #41)

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Jesus vs Santa Claus ● Why did angel Gabriel talk like a game show host? ● How did he explain Mary’s pregnancy? ● Why is Joseph the unsung hero of the story? ● How did they punish unwed mothers 2,000 years ago? ● Does the Infant of Prague give the Cub scout or Boy Scout salute? ● Was Baby God more powerful than Super Boy and Son of Kong? ● What cheap and tasty purchase can teach you a ton about the real story of Christmas? ● All these questions and more are answered in this Yuletide Season kickoff of Sinners’ Sunday

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Episode 145: Fiesta-Colored Dildos & Thanksgiving Parades, Pt. 1

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Fiesta colors or black and shiny – which dildo did the trucker choose? ♦ The worst roadside attraction ever ♦ Missing Matt Lauer and his mindless Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade chatter ♦ Pilgrim costumes and Squanto sweet potatoes ♦ Why is everyone nosy about how you spend Thanksgiving? ♦ A day fraught with BS ♦ Larry reveals the truth about South of the Border ♦ All this and more in the Thanksgiving episode you’ll be thankful for!

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Episode 144: Jesus Meets Team Leprosy (Sinners’ Sunday #40)

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The Christian Superbowl – what is it? ● Team Leprosy – are you man enough to make it? ● Are we better than animals, and if so, why? ● Can you be thankful even when you’ve lost everything? ● What would J.C. think of all the flavors of Christianity? ● Why is Thanksgiving the misunderstood holiday? ● Do phony “pastors” bug you? ● All this and more in episode 40 of Sinners’ Sunday

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Episode 143: L.A.POCALYPSE, Part 2

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Live recording of a woman driving through fire – does she make it? ● Burned houses, cars, animals and people – what’s left of L.A.? ● How YOU can become a Shredded-Shirt-Action Hero ● Larry’s Bon Jovi-based action hero theme ● Why L.A. is like an abusive spouse ● Where are the new action heros? (Soy-boy stars do not qualify) ● Why Matt Damon is a punk ● How Red Dead Redemption might save the world ● What is the global adventure deficit and how do we fix it?”

200 homes destroyed. 2 dead. 150 square miles scorched. Hundreds of cars melted.

Hollywood has been on an apocalypse jag for years and now God or the Universe has decided to punch down and annihilate the City Without A Soul.

Watch this video: (it ain’t fake)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klfxvOAYnLY

Now tell me why the hell anyone in their right mind would live in (or near) L.A.? It’s like an abusive spouse…

The city beats us to a pulp, and we wind up in the ER. But once the sutures come out and the bruises fade, LA comes slinking back to us on its knees with a rose in it’s teeth and other gifts found nowhere else. Like months of perfect days where it’s 72 degrees with a slight breeze and light puffy clouds. Where you can see Catalina or mile high, snow-capped mountains. And evenings where the scent of night jasmine is so thick and sweet it almost makes you high.

Somebody get me the name of a good therapist before it’s too late. I’ve survived multiple fires, a huge fucking earthquake, riots, floods and 119 degree heat. How much more can I take?

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Episode 142: L.A.POCALYPSE (Sinners’ Sunday #39)

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Is God pissed at L.A.? ● Why is hell raining down on Southern California? ● 83,000 acres burned – what’s left? ● Why Hawkings and de Grasse Tyson were/are nose-picking nitwits ● How to make sense out of senseless devastation ● Does “the universe” have the answers? ● Will Brother Larry return for Tuesday’s show or have to flee the fires? FIND OUT in this burning episode of Sinners’ Sunday.

Why does anybody live in Los Angeles? We’re all like battered spouses. In the fall we get burned. In the spring we get flooded or buried in mudslides. In between we get shaken by earthquakes. Once our wounds are triaged, we forgive the damned place and say how when it’s good, it’s GREAT – and it is. The best climate on earth. Picturesque as hell. One of the few places where you can ski in the morning and swim in the ocean the same afternoon.

But when it’s bad, it’s hideous. Here’s a shot I took near my home a couple of nights ago. It needs no explanation.

Here’s a video someone shot (not I) inside a firestorm. Looks like waves on the ground but that’s flame and debris and a fire so hot, it’s creating it’s own weather.

If the winds don’t change, I’ll see you Tuesday for the regular show, with an update on everything and a deeper look into disasters and how we deal with them. If the winds do change, it may be a bit longer.

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Episode 141: Say Goodbye to Strip Clubs

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The new “C” word that’s pissing WOMYN off ♦ Who’s killing strip clubs and why? ♦ Larry’s glossary of PC terms you need to watch out for ♦ Why the Wall St. Journal is ass-wipe ♦ What are exotic dancers really like? ♦ Why real men DON’T buy Under Armour ♦ CEO speak that will make you puke ♦ Dog whistle & bullshit words Commies use to push their agenda ♦ Larry takes the gloves off in this in-their-face episode!

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Episode 140: Who Is the Antichrist? (Sinners’ Sunday #38)

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Who is the Antichrist? ● The Pope? ● Michael Moore? ● Honey Boo Boo? ● Mrs. Butterworth? ● Brother Larry calls out the liars and phonies ● Brother Larry performs a Sinners’ Sunday style wedding ● Snakes in the Western Wall – is the end near? ● Did endomorph Michael Moore lie about his meeting with the Pope? ● ALL is revealed in this take-no-prisoners episode.

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Episode 139: Your Backstory – Your Key to Million$

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What to expect when your psycho ex-wife stabs you ■ Why do you need a backstory? ● How will it make you rich? ● Which beer company and motel chain does Larry dis – and why? ● Meet Olga, the Siberian shanker who’s worried about her image ● How Truth Enforcers (what are they?) can save our nation ● Why Cocooning is out and Tombing is in ● Why every asshole is now a star ● All that and more, in this blockbusting episode of bilious bombast!

Ahh love! It’s a minefield. And broken love is minefield + mustard gas + machine gun fire. Which is what Oleg found out when his ex, Olga, shanked him during an argument. Once he was neutralized and bleeding out, she grabbed her phone and snapped a few selfies, which she promptly posted on social media. All this as their toddler looked on, learning about healthy relationships.

But, all’s well that ends well. Oleg survived. Olga is an internet star, and she has provided herself and her kid with a fantastic backstory. Backstories now mean more than front stories, don’t they? Drive, moxie, hard work and talent will only get you so far. In these times, you need a punchy, tear-jerky, treacly tale of victimhood. That’s how to light the jets on your career.

Here’s Olga…

with her gut-stabbed hubby behind her, bleeding out. Doesn’t Olga look sympathetic? Somebody set up a Gofundme for her already. She probably dulled her knife on Oleg’s ribs, and needs a new one.

Whether you’re appearing on Shark Tank or The Voice, applying to college or running for Congress, you MUST have a back story, and the sappier, the better. Here are some buttons to consider for your backstory beats.

● Raised by single parent (or total orphan, even better!)

● Was bullied as a child

● Overcame drug addiction

● Peace Corps alum

● Raised in inner city

● Former cult member

● Once hurt someone’s feelings, but apologized

● Ed Sheeran fan

That should do it. Now watch your career soar!

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Episode 138: Cain & Abel (Sinners’ Sunday #37)

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Cain’s big SNAP – the untold story ● Why God was NOT a vegan ● God’s nasty food review ● Was Cain a psycho or justified in murdering Abel? ● Why do we snap?● Are you more like Cain or Abel – take the easy test ● Who is pissing you off, and how can you not go ballistic?

● All this and more in Sinners’s Sunday #37

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