Episode 142: L.A.POCALYPSE (Sinners’ Sunday #39)

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Is God pissed at L.A.? ● Why is hell raining down on Southern California? ● 83,000 acres burned – what’s left? ● Why Hawkings and de Grasse Tyson were/are nose-picking nitwits ● How to make sense out of senseless devastation ● Does “the universe” have the answers? ● Will Brother Larry return for Tuesday’s show or have to flee the fires? FIND OUT in this burning episode of Sinners’ Sunday.

Why does anybody live in Los Angeles? We’re all like battered spouses. In the fall we get burned. In the spring we get flooded or buried in mudslides. In between we get shaken by earthquakes. Once our wounds are triaged, we forgive the damned place and say how when it’s good, it’s GREAT – and it is. The best climate on earth. Picturesque as hell. One of the few places where you can ski in the morning and swim in the ocean the same afternoon.

But when it’s bad, it’s hideous. Here’s a shot I took near my home a couple of nights ago. It needs no explanation.

 

 

 

 

Here’s a video someone shot (not I) inside a firestorm. Looks like waves on the ground but that’s flame and debris and a fire so hot, it’s creating it’s own weather.

If the winds don’t change, I’ll see you Tuesday for the regular show, with an update on everything and a deeper look into disasters and how we deal with them. If the winds do change, it may be a bit longer.

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Episode 141: Say Goodbye to Strip Clubs

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The new “C” word that’s pissing WOMYN off ♦ Who’s killing strip clubs and why? ♦ Larry’s glossary of PC terms you need to watch out for ♦ Why the Wall St. Journal is ass-wipe ♦ What are exotic dancers really like? ♦ Why real men DON’T buy Under Armour ♦ CEO speak that will make you puke ♦ Dog whistle & bullshit words Commies use to push their agenda ♦ Larry takes the gloves off in this in-their-face episode!

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Episode 140: Who Is the Antichrist? (Sinners’ Sunday #38)

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Who is the Antichrist? ● The Pope? ● Michael Moore? ● Honey Boo Boo? ● Mrs. Butterworth? ● Brother Larry calls out the liars and phonies ● Brother Larry performs a Sinners’ Sunday style wedding ● Snakes in the Western Wall – is the end near? ● Did endomorph Michael Moore lie about his meeting with the Pope? ● ALL is revealed in this take-no-prisoners episode.

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Episode 139: Your Backstory – Your Key to Million$

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What to expect when your psycho ex-wife stabs you Why do you need a backstory? ● How will it make you rich? ● Which beer company and motel chain does Larry dis – and why? ● Meet Olga, the Siberian shanker who’s worried about her image ● How Truth Enforcers (what are they?) can save our nation ● Why Cocooning is out and Tombing is in ● Why every asshole is now a star ● All that and more, in this blockbusting episode of bilious bombast!

Ahh love! It’s a minefield. And broken love is minefield + mustard gas + machine gun fire. Which is what Oleg found out when his ex, Olga, shanked him during an argument. Once he was neutralized and bleeding out, she grabbed her phone and snapped a few selfies, which she promptly posted on social media. All this as their toddler looked on, learning about healthy relationships.

But, all’s well that ends well. Oleg survived. Olga is an internet star, and she has provided herself and her kid with a fantastic backstory. Backstories now mean more than front stories, don’t they? Drive, moxie, hard work and talent will only get you so far. In these times, you need a punchy, tear-jerky, treacly tale of victimhood. That’s how to light the jets on your career.

Here’s Olga…

with her gut-stabbed hubby behind her, bleeding out. Doesn’t Olga look sympathetic? Somebody set up a Gofundme for her already. She probably dulled her knife on Oleg’s ribs, and needs a new one.

Whether you’re appearing on Shark Tank or The Voice, applying to college or running for Congress, you MUST have a back story, and the sappier, the better. Here are some buttons to consider for your backstory beats.

Raised by single parent (or total orphan, even better!)

Was bullied as a child

Overcame drug addiction

Peace Corps alum

Raised in inner city

Former cult member

Once hurt someone’s feelings, but apologized

Ed Sheeran fan

That should do it. Now watch your career soar!

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Episode 138: Cain & Abel (Sinners’ Sunday #37)

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Cain’s big SNAP – the untold story ● Why God was NOT a vegan ● God’s nasty food review ● Was Cain a psycho or justified in murdering Abel? ● Why do we snap?● Are you more like Cain or Abel – take the easy test ● Who is pissing you off, and how can you not go ballistic?

All this and more in Sinners’s Sunday #37

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Episode 137: Halloween With the Tool Box Killers

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The pussification of Halloween ● How lawnmower parents killed Halloween ● How the Tool Box Killers made the Manson crew look like Cub Scouts ● Larry creates the New Halloween Experience and it’s better than any haunt on earth ● Who was king of the psycho killers? ● What Joe Pesci teaches us about “Trunk or Treat.” ● How to answer the door this Halloween and turn the goblins’ hair white ● All this and more in this kick-ass and terrifying episode!

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Episode 136: David & Bathsheba (Sinners’ Sunday #36)

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Why are so many heroes also pricks? How pointy was Bathsheba? How did David have Bathsheba’s husband offed? Did David play Guns ‘n’ Roses on his harp as he seduced Bathsheba? ● How did David spot Bathsheba when she was bathing? ● What Karmic brick did God bounce off King David’s skull? ● What were the options on Absalom’s custom chariot? ● What does forgiveness really mean and how can it help you?

There are a lot of pointy women in the Bible and Bathsheba is one of the sharpest. King David spotted her one night as he stood on the roof of the palace. Somewhere below she was taking a bath and the rest is history. Sordid history – a tale of how David had Bathsheba’s husband knocked off so he could have her as his 7th – yes, that’s s-e-v-e-n-t-h wife.

Besides being King and a giant – killer, David was also a poet and played a mean harp – he used these talents to seduce Bathsheba. No doubt he could shred – but was he as good as these two – Camille and Kennerly? When’s the last time you saw matching blondes playing strap-on harps on a desert road?

Have a look – and a listen.

Pointy, harp-playing Blond twins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Episode 135: Devil Winds

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What are L.A.’s Devil Winds? ♠ Malibu – you can swim, you can surf, you can DIE! ♠ Ways to die in the desert ♠ Vegas – a portal of hell? ♠ Why everyone in LA is bat-shit crazy ♠ Why the City of Los Angeles is one big junkie ♠ When Larry’s house almost burned down ♠ Why Phillip Marlowe kicks Sam Spade’s punk, Commie ass ♠ All this and more in this burning episode!

The term Devil Wind sounds implausible. But if you were downwind of Chernobyl in 1986, that phrase would have been accurate.

So every fall, right around now, these crazy high winds come shrieking in from the desert carrying a (sometimes) deadly pathogen. The layman’s term for the ailment is Valley Fever. And when it strikes, weird shit happens. People get sick and do sick things. Sinus headaches, scratchy throats as well as more stabbing, more bludgeoning, more mayhem.

Then, some chooch drops a cigarette and winds become fire storms that destroy everything in their path. Biblical, man.

Here’s a pic I took from a firestorm a few years back.

You can see the column of fire on the right. Those are big mountains, so that lick of fire was probably well over 100 feet high.

 

Here’s what it looks like during the day.

Wonder why these staples of LA living are never mentioned in the tourist and econ development brochures?

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Episode 134: Self-Defense Tips From David (Sinners’ Sunday #35)

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Do brains win over brawn? ■ How big was Goliath? ■ How much did his armor weigh? ■ What rewards were offered for killing Goliath? ■ Who ultimately kicked David’s ass? ■ Why Commies hate underdogs ■ Why Schwarzenegger has become a girly-man ■ Was JC a decedent of King David? ■ How did Goliath taunt the Israelites ■ All that and more in this combat-ready episode of Sinners’ Sunday!

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Episode 133: Escape From L.A.

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What epidemic now rages through L.A.? ● What historical period produced the pointiest chix? ● What is the SnapCrap App? ● What HUGE LIE is L.A. and the media telling right now? ● What part of L.A. should you avoid at all costs? ● Which Tanzanian tribe does Larry want to employ as hit-men? ● Why are millions of California driver’s licenses worthless? ● Why is Gov. Jerry Brown a football-headed moron? ● For which California bureaucracy does Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS work? ● Off-the-chain rage in this incendiary episode of That LARRY SHOW!

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