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Episode 137: Halloween With the Tool Box Killers

The pussification of Halloween ● How lawnmower parents killed Halloween ● How the Tool Box Killers made the Manson crew look like Cub Scouts ● Larry creates the New Halloween Experience and it’s better than any haunt on earth ● Who was king of the psycho killers? ● What Joe Pesci teaches us about “Trunk or Treat.” ● How to answer the door this Halloween and turn the goblins’ hair white ● All this and more in this kick-ass and terrifying episode!

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Episode 136: David & Bathsheba (Sinners’ Sunday #36)

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Why are so many heroes also pricks? ● How pointy was Bathsheba? ● How did David have Bathsheba’s husband offed? ● Did David play Guns ‘n’ Roses on his harp as he seduced Bathsheba? ● How did David spot Bathsheba when she was bathing? ● What Karmic brick did God bounce off King David’s skull? ● What were the options on Absalom’s custom chariot? ● What does forgiveness really mean and how can it help you?

There are a lot of pointy women in the Bible and Bathsheba is one of the sharpest. King David spotted her one night as he stood on the roof of the palace. Somewhere below she was taking a bath and the rest is history. Sordid history – a tale of how David had Bathsheba’s husband knocked off so he could have her as his 7^th – yes, that’s s-e-v-e-n-t-h wife.

Besides being King and a giant – killer, David was also a poet and played a mean harp – he used these talents to seduce Bathsheba. No doubt he could shred – but was he as good as these two – Camille and Kennerly? When’s the last time you saw matching blondes playing strap-on harps on a desert road?

Have a look – and a listen.

Pointy, harp-playing Blond twins

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Episode 135: Devil Winds

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What are L.A.’s Devil Winds? ♠ Malibu – you can swim, you can surf, you can DIE! ♠ Ways to die in the desert ♠ Vegas – a portal of hell? ♠ Why everyone in LA is bat-shit crazy ♠ Why the City of Los Angeles is one big junkie ♠ When Larry’s house almost burned down ♠ Why Phillip Marlowe kicks Sam Spade’s punk, Commie ass ♠ All this and more in this burning episode!

The term Devil Wind sounds implausible. But if you were downwind of Chernobyl in 1986, that phrase would have been accurate.

So every fall, right around now, these crazy high winds come shrieking in from the desert carrying a (sometimes) deadly pathogen. The layman’s term for the ailment is Valley Fever. And when it strikes, weird shit happens. People get sick and do sick things. Sinus headaches, scratchy throats as well as more stabbing, more bludgeoning, more mayhem.

Then, some chooch drops a cigarette and winds become fire storms that destroy everything in their path. Biblical, man.

Here’s a pic I took from a firestorm a few years back.

You can see the column of fire on the right. Those are big mountains, so that lick of fire was probably well over 100 feet high.

Here’s what it looks like during the day.

Wonder why these staples of LA living are never mentioned in the tourist and econ development brochures?

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Episode 134: Self-Defense Tips From David (Sinners’ Sunday #35)

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Do brains win over brawn? ■ How big was Goliath? ■ How much did his armor weigh? ■ What rewards were offered for killing Goliath? ■ Who ultimately kicked David’s ass? ■ Why Commies hate underdogs ■ Why Schwarzenegger has become a girly-man ■ Was JC a decedent of King David? ■ How did Goliath taunt the Israelites ■ All that and more in this combat-ready episode of Sinners’ Sunday!

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Episode 133: Escape From L.A.

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What epidemic now rages through L.A.? ● What historical period produced the pointiest chix? ● What is the SnapCrap App? ● What HUGE LIE is L.A. and the media telling right now? ● What part of L.A. should you avoid at all costs? ● Which Tanzanian tribe does Larry want to employ as hit-men? ● Why are millions of California driver’s licenses worthless? ● Why is Gov. Jerry Brown a football-headed moron? ● For which California bureaucracy does Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS work? ● Off-the-chain rage in this incendiary episode of That LARRY SHOW!

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Episode 132: Dog Reveals the Secret of Happiness (Sinners’ Sunday #34)

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4 words that will change your life ● What can animals teach us about life? ● What would bankrupt big pharma? ● What crowd made Brother Larry feel small and vastly inferior? ● What does God think of animals? ● What would make shrinks unnecessary? ● The untold story of Moose, ferocious guard-dog of the TNS dojo ● All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #34.

Moose posing before the Shrine of St. Francis at the Beast Blessing, where he began to speak and revealed the Secret of Happiness to all.

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Bonus Episode 21: Going Home, Pt. 1. Plus: The Dojo Honor Roll

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You Can’t Go Home Again — true or false? This 2-part story might also be titled, be careful what you wish for. In episode 15 – Larry’s Road Trip to Destiny, he chronicled how a vacation at age 18 changed the trajectory of his life. Near dusk on a desert road in the Southwest, the he heard the siren call “Go West.”

It took a bunch of years until he made the move. Once he finally found himself on the left coast, the culture shock and homesickness turned out to be an unexpected gut punch of astonishing power.

If you’re thinking about a move to another time zone, this is your episode.

Who keeps this show going? The Patrons, that’s who. In this episode, each and every one is thanked for their support and encouragement.

And let me repeat it here. Thank you!

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Episode 131: Going Home, Part 2

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What is home? ♦ Where can you find it? ♦ Blind Faith vs Neil Diamond vs The Beatles – which can take you home? ♦ The “going home” lesson Larry learned at age 10 ♦ NY vs LA – the final confrontation ♦ How can a football make you feel dumb? ♦ This tour de force of Larry’s childhood in NYC answers the question “can you go home again?”

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Episode 130: God vs Science (Sinners’ Sunday #33)

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Does praying work? • How smart is God? • How stupid are people? • What’s the great equalizer? • Is it better to pray naked or wearing a clown suit? • How do Big Bang theorists dress? • What is the root of atheism? • Who does God find funnier, clergymen or scientists? • New fact: God is from Brooklyn • All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #33.

Greetings.

Can’t believe we’ve gathered in this rickety old chapel for 33 weeks straight. Amazing! This is the God vs Science episode, and of course, Science gets its ass kicked. How thoroughly? You’ll have to invest 13 minutes to find out.

Speaking of investments, the Chapel needs a paint job, Brother Dre and the Larry-ettes have not been paid in forever and we’re almost out of beer and ribs. So next week’s episode of Sinners’ Sunday – and alternate Sundays thereafter – will be available on Patreon only. For the meager sum of $2 bucks a month. You blow at least twice that every day at Starbucks, and all all that buys you is Commie propaganda and coffee jitters. Whereas Sinners’ Sunday not only brings you things spiritual in an utterly unique way, it just might save your immortal soul. That’s a helluva deal for two bucks a month.

In this episode, I learned how there are more stars in God’s universe than grains of sand on all of Earth’s beaches. It’s too lengthy to explain here, but here’s a link that does an excellent job.

https://www.universetoday.com/106725/are-there-more-grains-of-sand-than-stars/

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Episode 129: Veal-Men Won’t Survive the Apocalypse

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Is Nurse Ratched running the world? • Is medication better than medicine? • Why Aldous Huxley was a creep • Why the Geomagnetic Apocalypse will be fun! • Do chix like danger? • The soundtrack of the War on Men • What two words now rule planet Earth? • What does koyaanisqatsi mean and how does it foretell the apocalypse • How to know if you are a Veal-Man (and what to do if you are) • All this and more in one of the most bizarre episodes of That LARRY SHOW ever!

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