Episode 324: On The Road – Byways and Broken Dreams, Part 2

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Larry sees and omen, ignores it, and pays the price A heavenly town in Tennessee rolls out the welcome wagon Discover the world’s greatest burger in the Texas panhandle How to know when you’re in ASTCO or LUTFA territory ▲ Why Virginia is a Commie state with a punk governor ▲ New Mexico towns to avoid ▲ Why Taco Bell now sucks

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The best place to get educated isn’t in a classroom, or anywhere online. Those are artificial environments, where the information flow is controlled by assholes. (Did I just insult teachers and social media magnates? Yes I did. There are a few good teachers – but not many. Dorsey and Zuckerberg and the Google ghouls are all garbage – no exceptions.)

The best place to get educated is on the road. Meeting people face-to-face. There’s a lot more truth that way. Case in point: look what’s happened since America elected a zombie via zoom. A digital experience is no experience at all. it’s bullshit.

If you’re reading this, you’ve probably already listened to episodes 323 and 324. If not, why haven’t you?

Here are the pictures I promised:

This image of the famed Blue Whale is by Keith Cook of Catoosa, Oklahoma. There’s more fantastic  work by Keith at the gift shop. Get some.

Vega, Texas. A nice little town.

The fabulous Hickory Inn Cafe of Vega, Texas.

The world’s best burger. God save America.

The Duke stands guard over the register and a solitary diner. (It was long after breakfast. But they never rush anybody at the Hickory Inn Cafe.)

Cline’s Corners Truck Stop, New Mexico. (Nice state, too many ASTCOs.)

Part of the car museum at the World’s Greatest Truck Stop, Russell’s of Glenrio, Texas. It also has a real restaurant (not some Subway or other franchise cooking robot shit), a chapel and, they claim, the best showers on the road. (It’s probably true.)

Road sign for Black Market Fireworks, Joplin, Missouri. Who needs another boring billboard?

John Gotti was fond of telling his henchmen to “put a rocket in his pocket.” Looks like a nice assortment of ballistic devices.

^^^When Ex Lax fails…^^^

First thing I saw in Rogersville, Tennessee. Definitely a good omen.

The amazing Amis Mill Eatery in Rogersville, Tennessee. A town so nice, they have a welcoming committee for strangers.

There is a lot of greatness left in America. And a lot of ASTCOs that want to destroy it, and us. They will, unless we stop taking shit – NOW.

Forget “the high road.” That’s for suckers and corpses. When ASTCOs mouth-off and try to subjugate you, get right in their grill and intimidate them so they shit their pants and run home to dry their tears with the dog eared pages of Das Kapital.

Vax mandates and passports are the final confrontation. If we lose this one, the new Dark Ages begin.

Pray.

Take No Shit.

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Episode 323: On The Road – Byways and Broken Dreams, Part 1

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America’s future ghost towns? YOU’RE LIVING IN THEM! ♦ The haunted town in Arkansas – complete with animatrons ♦ What killed Main St. USA? ♦ The romance behind the Blue Whale of Route 66 ♦ The slide show that almost turned Larry to LSD ♦ Why and where there is still HOPE for AMERICA ♦ Commie states to avoid ♦

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Let’s start with the big stuff – the Blue Whale of Catoosa. It’s a multi-use piece of folk art. You can walk on it, fish from it, look at it and wonder – what the hell was that guy thinking when he built that for his wife as an anniversary present?

Used to be you could swim from it, but betcha the insurance rates canceled that activity.

Funny how most amateur artists (podcasters, especially) reject the wisdom of less is more. They simply must gild the lily. The blue whale was cute enough, but somebody had to put a ball cap on his head. Probably covering his blow hole. But what the hell, it is a concrete whale in a little pond.

Across the way is Noah’s Ark. The takeaway is that if you want something to last outside, don’t build it of wood.

One of Catoosa’s more upscale neighborhoods is Spunk Creek. Can’t imagine a name like that playing well in a NY or LA suburb. And that’s part of the beauty and charm of Catoosa. It’s original. And authentic. And so are the people. Every fancy neighborhood in NY or Connecticut or LA is named after some other place. Bel Air. Brentwood. Greenwich. Bullshit names for bullshit people. I’ll take Spunk Creek, thank you.

The town of Van Buren, Arkansas has an “old town.” They’re doing their best to make it a tourist attraction.

Part of the pitch is that the place is haunted.

Pickled heads and brains help set the mood.

Can it possibly be cheaper to buy a manhole cover made in India and have it shipped to Oklahoma? WTF?

Rockabilly Music. I didn’t go inside. Maybe I should have.

The inner door at Mollie’s Landing, where I ate the best pork chop of my entire life. An insult to hippies was a good omen I’d enjoy the food.

Deer ass décor is also a good sign.

Small town America is where it’s at.

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Episode 322: Taking The Gloves Off

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The heath regimen that keeps Keith Olbermann fat, weak and stupidHow to talk to a Vax Nazi How profanity will save the world New, EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT from FAUCI ■ The coming proclamation from the CDC ■ The most toxic word in English ■ The precise moment free speech began to die ■ Listen, laugh and rage – but DO NOT CAPITULATE!

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Episode 321: Effing With Authority, Part 2 – The FINAL Caper

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The insidious way your freedoms are taken ■ How to undermine and humiliate authoritarians ■ Larry’s Mission Impossible caper and how it flipped a high school dean ■ Why do people worship authority? ■ How America was transformed into Home of the Compliant ■ Why public education is to blame ■ Wanna fight back? Listen and discover how.

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