How Larry learned he wasn’t bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the shit out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words that can save your life • Killer advice to brides and grooms • Can you pass the TRANSGENDER TEST? • Do you have what it takes to make the sick f**k squad? • The man who became a human kebab • How Larry drove a snowflake’s mother crazy-er • Dentist music to die by, and more, more more!
Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? • Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars • LARRY REVEALS: The greatest actor you never heard of • Why rock star beats movie star • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars – what’s that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul. • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur. • The investment you should never make • MORE CLUES to the CAN’T MISS venue for meeting chix (Hint: it’s NOT Dick Masterson’s skating rink.)
WORLD PREMIERE: Larry’s hit song – It’s a Pointy, Hot Chick World. • Disneyland: why Larry’s last visit was his LAST VISIT. • Why do they call it Mouseschwitz? • What’s wrong with Ariel’s anatomy? • What happens inside Larry’s HCACC? (That’s Hot Chick Aversion Conditioning Chamber) The sick hags who want Jasmine (and all pointy chicks) dead. • Great (free) alternatives to the Magic Kingdom. • Larry’s pointy-chick throw down in a restaurant. • Verbal judo that helps you win any argument. • Follow / tweet Larry your Disney disses: https://twitter.com/ThatLARRYSHOW
Home invasion: does Larry pull the trigger? ♦ 1 in 5 chance you’ll be a victim – how to survive. What happened to all the crazies? ♦ The real (sick) reason people hate guns. ♦ Why the French are wimps — the panic room around the Eiffel Tower. ♦ Why is America is on its knees? 9/11 according to Larry. ♦ The criminal beside you- be wary!
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EVERYTHING you need to know about love. ♦ Love Casualties – how not to become one. ♦ The CAN’T MISS opening line. ♦ Seduction tips from a serial killer. ♦ De-coding chick-speak. ♦ The secret info graphic to help you find the perfect mate. ♦ Identifying and avoiding lethal love. ♦ The truth about stadium proposals. ♦ What makes the perfect pointy chick? ♦ The $40,000 engagement ring disaster. ♦ Tony Spumonte saves Larry’s life.