GUNFIRE at a wedding • Be first on your block to SELF-AMPUTATE! • Amputee dialog recorded LIVE at an ICU • How to change the oil… in your muscles • Instant body-building • How to sever a relationship… or a leg • Trade your slippers for soup mugs • Why are all shrinks insane? • The best era for time travel • How Captain Kirk became gay • Another big, fat government lie • All this and more, more more!
REVEALED! THE place to meet chix that tops Dick Masterson’s skating rink (and can’t miss dialog when you visit) • How to DESTROY an enemy • How Larry took on a mob scion and lived to tell the story • Jesus – the ONE MAN GANG • Secrets of the greatest con man • How to open any school locker • The sickest revenge video of all time • The sweetest laughter of all • Stealth Vengeance, how to do it • The secret of the USMC success, and MORE! Available only here: www.patreon.com/thatlarryshow
What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him • Larry’s midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry’s run in with a gink… what’s a gink? • The car that makes its owners a punch line • Why Elon Musk doesn’t know jack • Who was the coolest tycoon? • Who are the pointiest chix of all time? • Why the Hyperloop is a snore • World premiere – Larry’s very own road trippin’ music • Larry creates a car for Dick Masterson • All this and MORE!
How to annihilate “customer service” • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think – Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered – guess who’ll kill them? • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure… why there’s no such thing • The T.N.S. dojo’s new sensei/attorneys • Who’s been stealing from you?
Larry’s clash with a murderer • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry’s double DNA surprise • What are dead men’s legs? • Jesus speaks • What your parade preference says about you • The psycho in your family tree • What’s an Armageddon Girl? • How to spot a professional Irishman • The man who wants to build Trump’s Wall – cheap! • How you can become an Indian casino millionaire, and more, more, more!