Episode 222: Halloween With the Sunset Slayers

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The sickest serial killers you never heard of What happens when a psycho calls his girlfriend “Ma” Why sex in a van = death ▲ How Halloween went from Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin to gorn ▲ The 21st century calisthenics that cause obesity ▲ Why you should always heed a creepy feeling ▲ Do you know a serial killer? ▲ Are you a serial killer?

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How did we go from Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin to the twisted gorn now emblematic of America’s 2nd biggest revenue producing “holiday?” And what the fuck ever happened to Thanksgiving?

You know any day now, the history revisionists will re-cut the Pilgrims as they did Columbus, rendering Thanksgiving a celebration of shame and savagery. But that’s for another show.

There’s no denying the savagery of two of L.A.’s weirdest serial killers, Douglas Clark and his girlfriend/roomie, Carol Bundy.

As you can see, Doug was mister average, though he does have the same psycho glint in his eye as most politicians. That expression that says “I’m a diseased and worthless pile of shit, but look how sincere I can appear when I want to.” I’m always leery of guys doing the no-pressure hand-to-chin pose. Seems like every phony CEO uses that pose.

Doug is doing life at San Quentin. You can write to him at inmate # C63000, San Quentin CA, 94964.

This is Dougie circa 2015. Don’t know if somebody got his eye. Maybe it was look like a pirate day at the big house. He still has the psycho look in his remaining eye.

Below is Carol Bundy,  now deceased. In her day, she was quite a hot number. Not a hot looking number, but she did manage to bed quite a few guys. One, she gut-stabbed nine times, slashed his ass and then shot him in the head. Then she sawed off his head. She was a nurse. And a 2x mom. So maternal. A real nurturer.

This the Little Nashville – the bar where Doug and Carol met. It was in North Hollywood. Wonder who the biker was obstructing the view. Maybe he was there the night Carol shanked, shot and decapitated the guy she had just screwed outside that honkey tonk.

Below are two heads stuffed in a fridge. I couldn’t locate an image of the actual hooker head Doug Clark stuck in Carol’s Whirlpool Frost-Free, but this is a reasonable facsimile. Carol made the hooker head up real pretty for Doug – foundation, rouge, mascara, eye-liner, lip-gloss, and hair, so Doug could take it in the shower and have his way with it.

There now, is that enough Halloween sickness for you? Makes you almost pine for Charlie Brown’s boring, G-rated pumpkin.

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Episode 220: Larry Finds His Spirit Animal

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HEAR a 35,000 year-old ghost declare you are GOD!▲Take the test and discover your spirit animal-guide-thingy▲What’s Larry’s spirit animal and why does he hate it?▲How Larry gave life to a reptile… twice!▲What’s the dumbest line in movie history?▲Why do people derive their identities from everything from sports teams to sneakers?▲Why crystals, fossils and Bonsai trees are necessary at L.A. beaches

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People think they’re so damn smart, don’t they? Until somebody tells them they resemble a wolf or grizzly bear or an eagle. Or that they can “save the planet.” Then the stupid starts to ooze from every pore and orifice.

This episode was inspired by a recent drive to the beach – a beach where vendors sell crystals and fossils. At every other beach I’ve visited, vendors sell sunscreen or cold drinks or hot dogs or beach towels or straw mats – useful things. Things you might need at the beach. Not in L.A.

After my day at the beach, I saw a spirit animal sign in some new-agey store window.. I’d heard about those for years, but never looked further. So I took an online test to determine which beast is my spirit animal.

Here it is:

 

Oh the ignominy.

As I delved deeper into the metaphysical realm, I happened upon this woman.

That’s J.Z. Knight. It’s also the 35,000 year old spirit warrior she “channels,” Ramtha. (No one has ever seen Ramtha – only heard his voice, through J.Z.s mouth). For a price, you can attend her school in Yelm, Washington and meet her, and Ramtha, and learn how to “create you own reality.” When you do meet Ramtha, he will tell you that you, and everyone in the room, are a bunch of Christs.

Sounds good, where do I sign?

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Episode 219: Prey For Fame

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What do e-celebs have in common? ▲ What don’t they have? ▲ Fame on demand – pay with your dollars and dignity ▲ The stripper that visited Larry’s office ▲ Being famous for being famous ▲ The trajectory of an e-celeb – obscurity to less obscurity to infamy ▲ How you can be famous – for a day. ▲ Make those duck lips, jut that booty and get ready for your close up. Fame’s a-comin’ and it’s a bitch!

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Episode 218: Gaming The System With J.C. (Sinners’ Sunday #67)

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J.C. didn’t play fair. Why should you?

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Episode 217: Rise of the Stupid Machines

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Meet BEATRICE the bullshit detector ▲ What human secretion destroyed ‘indestructible’ light bulbs in the NYC subway system? ▲ Say “duh” to L.A.’s new Robocop ▲ Downtown L.A.’s night shift – the walking dead ▲ Lease a crappy surveillance camera, for only $70k per year! ▲ L.A.’s race to the bottom, led by cretinous politicos.▲ Who are the 3 largest bullshit producers in the world? ▲ Episode 217, where the future is bleak, but only for chooches who obey authority!

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Episode 216: SABOTAGE: Your Path To Success!

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Surefire sabotage methods anyone can use! ▲ Sabotage movies you can learn from ▲ Is sabotage sexy? ▲ How Larry (at age 7!) drove a nun insane and never got caught ▲ What does sabotage really mean? ▲ Sabotage – the equalizing resource of the powerless ▲ What are “co-bots” and why you should destroy them ▲ Why your workplace needs some sabotage

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