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HEAR a 35,000 year-old ghost declare you are GOD!▲Take the test and discover your spirit animal-guide-thingy▲What’s Larry’s spirit animal and why does he hate it?▲How Larry gave life to a reptile… twice!▲What’s the dumbest line in movie history?▲Why do people derive their identities from everything from sports teams to sneakers?▲Why crystals, fossils and Bonsai trees are necessary at L.A. beaches
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People think they’re so damn smart, don’t they? Until somebody tells them they resemble a wolf or grizzly bear or an eagle. Or that they can “save the planet.” Then the stupid starts to ooze from every pore and orifice.
This episode was inspired by a recent drive to the beach – a beach where vendors sell crystals and fossils. At every other beach I’ve visited, vendors sell sunscreen or cold drinks or hot dogs or beach towels or straw mats – useful things. Things you might need at the beach. Not in L.A.
After my day at the beach, I saw a spirit animal sign in some new-agey store window.. I’d heard about those for years, but never looked further. So I took an online test to determine which beast is my spirit animal.
Here it is:
Oh the ignominy.
As I delved deeper into the metaphysical realm, I happened upon this woman.
That’s J.Z. Knight. It’s also the 35,000 year old spirit warrior she “channels,” Ramtha. (No one has ever seen Ramtha – only heard his voice, through J.Z.s mouth). For a price, you can attend her school in Yelm, Washington and meet her, and Ramtha, and learn how to “create you own reality.” When you do meet Ramtha, he will tell you that you, and everyone in the room, are a bunch of Christs.
Sounds good, where do I sign?
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