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What else died in the overhead bin? • Lies United tells • It was NO ACCIDENT • Why misplaced respect will doom our species • Two words that may SAVE mankind • Words and phrases they use to control us • Punks you should hate • The corporatocracy • This episode will piss you off!
It was just about a year ago that United beat the shit out of a passenger on one of its flights. Adding insult to injury, it’s low I.Q. CEO, Oscar Munoz, initially blamed the victim and then doubled down, blaming him again. (You can hear all about it in episode 19 – here’s the link.)
Incredibly, slow Oscar still has his job. And now one of his authoritarian stewardi has killed a puppy, by ordering it’s child-owner to lock it in a dark, airless, overhead bin, where it clawed and barked in a terrified panic for 2 hours until it suffocated.
Let there be no mistake, I hold Oscar Munoz in contempt and STILL think he is a bucket of assholes and his airline is a shit-bag operation. But that, of course, is just one man’s opinion.
But THIS, my friends, is pure fact. Oscar Munoz is an imbecile. I mean a gibbering, mush- brained, bed-wetting fucktard. And here is the proof, just downloaded from United Airlines’ very own website.
Hubba hubba, if that don’t beat all. You CANNOT make this stuff up. The world is in full pitchfork and torch rage, ready to destroy United Airlines, and these assholes are STILL selling puppy dog stuffed toys on their crappy web site. How’s that for we don’t give a shit tone deaf.
They should add a few lines of copy, like “Stuff ‘em your pocket. Stuff ‘em in your suitcase. Stuff ’em in the overhead bin!” Maybe someone will stuff one down Oscar’s throat – and his pinhead flight attendant.
That said, it wasn’t just an idiot flight attendant that killed that dog. It was a plane full of spineless sheeple who listened to it dying and didn’t do a god damn thing to help it.
Our nations’ most dangerous malaise is the lack of wariness of authority figures – be they in schools, corporations, government or on airplanes — telling a kid to cram a puppy in an overhead bin.
STOP obeying ASSHOLES, America!
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