Truth lives at That LARRY SHOW, a weekly sojourn at the crossroads of madness and enlightenment. With LARRY in your life, you'll Take No Sh*t, and laugh your way to victory.
Larry flies like SUPERMAN! ▲ Larry rides like Evel Knievel▲The 2 key elements of authentic adventure ▲ Why store-bought adventures suck ▲ How to find your true calling ▲ Tuning out killjoys and naysayers ▲ Finding adventure in YOUR life ▲ Larry’s NEXT big adventure!
Attempted murder in one of Larry’s NY hangouts ▲ The secret of self-defense ▲ Why maniacs and psychos roam America ▲ Astral projection ride-along with Larry ▲ Meet the Los Angeles Mask-Zombies ▲ How 2 years were stolen from Larry’s kids ▲ Corporate Judo at the Take No Shit Dojo.
As you’ll discover in this episode, I have a thing for (some) modern art. Long ago, I was something of a regular at NY’s famed MOMA – Museum of Modern Art. I spent a lot of time there, decompressing from the office. Three of my favorite works would suck me in like a vortex. I’d stare at them so long and so hard, I sometimes felt as if I had morphed into the paintings. And no, I never did any hallucinogens.
This was usually first on my list.
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau
Next, this one by Magritte. Can you feel those cobblestones beneath your shoes? I could.
Empire of Light, Rene Magritte
“Empire of Light” was also part of the permanent collection. The forground says 6:30 while the sky is at least two hours earlier. And that street lamp. It knows all about the residents of those fancy homes. But it isn’t telling.
Maybe Salvador Dali took psychedelic drugs. How else did he come up with Persistence of Memory? When time melts, does it slow down or speed up?
Persistence of Memory, Salvador Dali
As Yin to the Yang of those magnificent works of art, here’s a video of some maniac stabbing two people, in very close proximity to those paintings. Said maniac was pissed off for many reasons, primarily that people were no longer wearing masks in Manhattan.
How we came to accept life in ‘Crisis-Mode’ ▲ How we facilitate government controlof our lives ▲The new name for ‘mainstream media’ (and why they’ll HATE it) ▲ Easy ways you can destroy big banks and social media ▲ Why voting may be meaningless ▲ Why “Public” is a dirty word ▲ Hate Commies? Love America? HEAR THIS EPISODE!
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American wars that were started with LIES ▲ Political MONSTERS they never vilify ▲Which 2 presidents were almost as destructive/stupid as JOeeey? ▲ The SONG that lured 116,000 Americans to their death▲ Words gubmnt uses to trigger the masses
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Why Joey wants America in WW3 ▲ Why Putin (and the world) laughs at Joey ▲ Joey the bogus football star ▲ Why weak men are more dangerous than tough men ▲ Why Justin & Joey are soul mates/bunk punks ▲ All aboard the Freedom Convoy, USA
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ACTUAL RECORDING! – S.O.S. call from Trudeau to his mommy! ▲ The secret reason the world is upside-down ▲ How to end abuse from gubmnt and corporations▲ How to get a CEO fired ▲ Hear Larry beat T-Mobile… step-by-step ▲ The coming judgment day that has tyrants terrified
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Larry kicks James Carville’s punk/ASTCO ass ▲ How politician/parasites are destroying the world ▲ The looming hyper-inflation crisis ▲ What a TRILLION dollars means now ▲ How JOeeey may destroy America ▲ Why moron pols – from LBJ to Nixon, Bush and JOeey – start wars ▲ New song parody: “Teach Your Sheeple” ▲ Why Canadian Truckers LOVE Larry
Neil Young: ASTCO/air-guitar virtuoso/chooch ▲ Larry re-boots Neil’s big hit as “Heart of Compliance” ▲Why furries are cooler than lapel-pin pols ▲ How to put a stop to political lapel pins ▲How did Larry predict Charlie Brown’s suicide – 5 years in advance!?!?▲ What Joe Rogan should have told Neil Young ▲ How to end censorship ▲ You want answers? Larry’s got ’em!
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First things first – here’s the video for Heart of Compliance
Since this episode was recorded, more fossilized hippies have backed Kneel Young’s anti-free speech play. I’d mention their names, but you’ve probably never heard of them. They’re ignorant ASTCOs. Assholes Seeking To Control Others – the scourge of the plant since time immemorial. Fuck ’em all.
Fed up with ASTCOs?
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Larry sees a beer can almost kill a woman ▲ The hardhat who became a shish kebab ▲ The hot-air balloon ride of doom ▲ Do losers make bad luck or does bad luck make losers? ▲ How author Jack London made his own shitty luck ▲ How one woman won FOUR multi-million dollar lottery jackpots – AND YOU CAN TOO!▲ Wanna change your luck? THIS is your episode!
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A friend from Larry’s past reveals the KEY TO LIFE ▲ How DOOM PREVENTION became America’s largest industry ▲ How politicians leverage doom to control you ▲ Did the Beatles really write their own songs? ▲ The black box in Tasmania built to record the end of the world
