Episode 28: How To Be a Mack Daddy


The most brilliant comment Larry ever heard • When is the right time to have a kid? • Larry’s movement, DAD’S LIVES MATTER • Why is Dad always a punch line? • Meet the dead beat moms • Two words that ID the fathers you want to avoid (or deck) •  What is a lactating daddy? • Are you one? (If so, KYS) • Time travel with Larry (not for WIMPS!) • IN SEARCH OF…the sitcom that depicts mom as a villain  • SPOILER: This episode will change you forever. Beware.

This is the ULTIMATE Father’s Day primer. If you have a dad, are a dad, plan on being a dad or are being pressured by some pointy chick into becoming a dad – YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. It’s your last chance to save yourself – and maybe the world.

Join the dojo Patreon for special rewards – like signed books, custom recordings and bonus episodes. Patreonis have learned how to exact revenge and leave adversaries in a puddle of their own failure, smooth AF. These are secrets you need to know.

Upcoming on Patreon this month – How To Make  Yourself into Superman. All your life you’ve wanted to fly and be bullet-proof, yes? This is the way.

Send us your troubles at thatlarryshow@gmail.com and we’ll help. (Are any of those other podcasts doing that for you? Answer: No. So why are you listening to them?)

Follow the show on Twitter for snarky/brutal comments about Commies and the pencil-necked punks you want to strangle. In fact, I want to start a Twitter war with somebody and tweet them into oblivion. Any suggestions?

Episode 27: Bluff Your Way to Success


Some chick tries to sterilize Larry on an airplane • Larry’s Mexican Stand-Offs — in Mexico • Why “I’ll make the best of it” is loser talk • How we zoom ourselves • The greatest bluff of all time • Why were there flies on Larry’s fly? • What the hell is Dolph Lundgren doing in a Mayan Temple? • Head fakes and Jedi mind tricks • Larry’s vaccine for Montezuma’s Revenge (it’s 80 proof) • The difference between a lie and a bluff • All this and more!

Here we are at the 1/2 year point in show. Who would have guessed? Listeners in 82 (yes, that’s eighty- two) countries around the world. There’s no stopping us now. “Pointy” has already become part of the American lexicon. Will T.N.S. soon be on everyone’s lips… and fists? It’s up to you, my friends

Tell everyone you know about the dojo – friends of course, but adversaries as well – let’s put all punks on notice. Get to iTunes right now and lay 5 stars on the show – that’s the fastest way to spread the TNS movement.

Join the dojo Patreon for special rewards and bonus episodes. Then send us your troubles at thatlarryshow@gmail.com and we’ll help. (Are any of those other podcasts doing that for you? Answer: No they’re not.)

Follow the show on Twitter, where you might glimpse a peek of yours truly rendered as one of TDS’s Lego mini-figs, like here:







Yes, that’s me on the right, beside the pointy Peach Saliva. (Thank you, Dick!)  There were two other TDS co-hosts in the original image, but I cropped them out. Maybe Dick Masterson will give me the mold to this thing and I can offer them at the TNS Dojo Store with the official Dojo tee shirts: 







If you want to see all our thumbnails in one snappy archive, they’re on permanent display at Instagram. Checkum out.

In other news, last week’s thumbnail was rejected by Facebook censors as being “too sexual.” Looks like what one might see at any beach on the planet. What do you think? But I suppose pointy chix would be intimidating to girly-man Suckerberg. However, he runs video ads for Trojan with people fitting condoms on bananas. No doubt that kind of content is right in little hoodie-boi’s comfort zone.

Bonus Episode 3 – Vengeance is Ours, Part 3 – the CLIMAX


Everybody has payback on his mind, and this trilogy, this final hail of bullets episode will make you want to go back in time to dismantle every cretin who ever did you dirt. This is a million megaton revenge story where Larry and his pals reduce an adversary to a gibbering puddle of defeat. Best of all, it’s a how – to – guide. Don’t miss it!

How did a pyromaniac  nearly get Larry kicked out of school? • What Valentine did Larry give the high school Dean that made his head explode? • How did Larry prove Confucius wrong? • Why did Larry eat lunch standing up for four years? • What did Larry plant in Tommy Amanti’s locker that resulted in Tommy’s destruction? • What’s the ultimate repurposed gift? • How to break into a Porsche 911 in under 5 seconds. • All this and more in the explosive climax of VENGEANCE IS OURS.

Get at Larry via email: thatlarryshow@gmail.com


Or call 302-71-Larry

Episode 26: Dangerous Summer Fun


Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • When Larry was a wimp • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • Who you should mock mercilessly, and how  • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry’s T.N.S Dad • Best episode yet! • And more, more, more!

Who’s the pointiest Pinball Princess? She is.

Download episode and HEAR the Bride of Pinbot seduce Larry.









UPCOMING: (within 24 – 48 hours) – the CLIMAX of the epic Patreon trilogy Vengeance is Ours. 

Everybody has payback on their mind, and this trilogy, this final hail of bullets episode will make you want to go back in time to dismantle every cretin who ever did you dirt. This is a million megaton revenge story where Larry and his pals reduce an adversary to a gibbering puddle of defeat. Best of all, it’s a how – to – guide. Don’t miss it!

Getcha Official TNS Dojo Shirt here and tell the world you Take No Shit (discretely).

TNS Dojo Shirt in Gunfighter Black

Episode 25: Hollywood Sleaze


Who is Mickey Gubitosi? • Who inspired Larry to Take No Sh*t?• Why is Robert Blake banging a gorilla? • Why did Robert Blake mention Larry Bleidner on Larry King? • Why Robert Blake worries about his testicles • Is Robert Blake taller than you? • How Larry found  O.J. Simpson in the Twilight Zone • What word is written on Larry’s imaginary blimp? • Why were Starsky & Hutch 2nd rate wimps? • How to escape misery • Who was the coolest TV pimp?  All this and more!

Yes, this is showbiz, friends, so load up on the dish and dirt straight from the fakery factory… Hollywood USA.

Hot bonus episode coming up this week – the CLIMAX of the Vengeance is Ours trilogy, and it’s only available on Patreon. So join the dojo and hang with a crew that lives the Take No Sh*t life.

Follow Larry on Twitter , and if you’ve got a Facebook friend or Twitter pal with a ton of friends/followers, have them endorse thatlarryshow.com in a post or Tweet, send a screen shot to thatlarryshow@gmail.com and the biggest endorsement wins you this official TNS dojo shirt.

Don’t forget to give us 5 (throwing) stars over at iTunes

Episode 24: The 3 Keys to a Great Life


What are the 3 keys? • Tony Spumonte and the glass meatball • How Larry beat the neighbors from hell • Who is the Fabulous Don Kane? • What is he laughing about? • What is the “jelly bean corollary” and how can it save YOUR life? • Why everything you own is a souvenir • How to pick the perfect mate • All this and MORE!

Plus, follow Larry on Twitter and win a TNS Dojo t-shirt while staying abreast of an impending throw-down with Dick Masterson. Listeners are screaming for it, and I’m not about to let my friends down. What about Dick?  You’ll have to ask him.

Here are two long-standing Dojo members – the fabulous newlyweds Sarah & Raf. Congratulations!  Which do they love more – each other, or their official 100% cotton, sensual yet dangerous TNS Dojo shirts?

If you want to be heard – really heard – you can vocalize any time by dialing 302-71-Larry. If we play your voice mail, listeners in 78 nations (at last count) will hear your voice. How’s that for global fame?

Even more than fisticuffs with that other, rage-filled pod-caster, people want a live show/meetup – and so do I.  So tell all friends, enemies and strangers about the show. Pop over to iTunes and drop 5 stars on us. And join the TNS Dojo , for your own good and the good of the nation.


Episode 23: Thirty-one Minutes to a New You


How to win a free TNS Dojo t-shirtConfidence – how to get it, how to keep it • Why everything they tell you about booze and drugs is a lie • How to pick cool friends and unload the losers in your life • The magic word that guarantees success • What to do if you hate your friend’s fiancé • What is cripple culture? • Innocuous words they use to control you • Why solitude is good for you • Starter kit for broken hearts • All this and more!


Got a celebrity-caliber Facebook friend or Twitter follower? Have them endorse thatlarryshow.com in a post or Tweet, send a screen shot to thatlarryshow@gmail.com and yours may be randomly selected. If it is, you get the free shirt.

Or, you could just buy one here: The TNS Dojo Store

How do they look “on”? Here’s two proud and satisfied dudes with that TNS ‘tude“justified” Jay Lacy and the untamed Matt Savage.

Besides all the brawn, brains and good-looks, many TLS listeners are creative giants. Check out this amazing logo art by Jim Schmatz:

Can you see that on a t-shirt? I’m seeing it on shirts, stickers, coffee mugs, shot glasses, brandy snifters, and inked on the thighs of pointy chix. Have I missed anything?

Episode 22: Killing Psychic Vampires


Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car,  guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psychic vampire •  Can you kill a vampire with a shotgun? • What’s an equipment whore? • Larry meets a guy with more hobbies than brains • How a trophy wrecked a man • Why alma mater pride says, “I’m a failure.”

Bonus Episode 3: Vengeance is Ours, Part ll

In part 1 of this epic tale, you met Tommy Amanti, the mob-connected weasel who screwed over one of Larry’s closest friends. Thus commenced O.F.A. – “Operation F*** Amanti.” In this taut follow-up, discover how Larry & friends take “getting even” to the next level – and beyond.
After this episode, you’ll want to return to high school to kick ass, take names and NO S**T!   Available only on Patreon. Click here for access:  www.patreon.com/Thatlarryshow

Episode 21: Larry At a Mob Funeral


What happens when Tony Spumonte asks Larry to help bury a stiff? • What was Larry’s mobster nick name? • The secret of the double-decker coffin • Why was the stripper named Nancy Knee Socks? • How did Cho-Choo Tomasso get his nick name? • Larry’s predictions for the human race • The most vicious obituary every written • Meet the dead guy who would be KING of Dick Masterson’s Rage Board • The 3 emojis that will replace all words • Why did Larry laugh at his grandmother’s funeral? All this and more! Follow Larry on twitter.com/ThatLARRYSHOW where a T.N.S Dojo contest will soon be announced.

THE DOJO STORE IS OPEN! Click here and get an official T.N.S. dojo shirt – free domestic shipping.