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Why are Bass Pro Shops America’s cultural divide? ▲ What’s the real reason coastal elites hate Classic America? ▲ How did cowboys go from heroes to villains? ▲ Can anyone eat a 72 oz. steak dinner in under an hour? ▲ Did Casey Jones really crash his train or was he set up? ▲ Why Nashville is way cooler than L.A. ▲ What does Larry have in common with Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz? ▲ ALL IS REVEALED, in the 4th part of the Road Trip Redux
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Look at that picture. It says so much, probably more than the artist knew. It’s the back plate of a “make a souvenir “ machine at the Big Texan in Amarillo.
The artwork depicts a bygone era. Why not present day? The Chevy impala is maybe a 1962. Why not a late model Honda Accord? Of course, the Chevy is a fuckton cooler looking than any Honda. (Has there ever been a cool Honda?)
But it’s more than that. It’s not even sub textual.
HOME OF THE FREE? What a quaint, retro and false statement.
In the 1980’s, Reagan said it was morning in America. According to make a souvenir, it’s sunset it America. And that machine is probably 20 years old.
It’s fucking midnight, folks.
Still, the Big Texan delivers what it promises. A diversion from the shit-show that is 21st Century America.
If you can inhale a 72 ounce steak dinner in less than an hour, it’s on the house. Here is that dinner. Could yo do it?
Well, Molly Schuyler did. Man up!
I finally got to see the inside of a Bass Pro Shop.
If you want to rid America of all soyboys, SJWs, snowflakes and Coastal Elites, lure them into Bass Pro Shops and bar the doors. Within 5 minutes, they’ll spontaneously combust.
Who knew Casey Jones was not a myth, but an historical figure? I do, now that I’ve visited his Village, in Jackson Tennessee.
I like it there.
Didn’t buy any Holy Tea. I’m good with Earl Grey.
Time marches on. This Tesla charging station is across from Casey Jones’ doomed locomotive #382. (BTW, 382 adds up to 13.)
God bless America.
What’s left of it.
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