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Episode 402: Larry Battles School Commies

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Larry encounters “social engineering” in 3rd grade, and fights it ■ Why fabricated teams suck ■ Larry shoots Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin with a .50 cal ■ Why you should DUMP Netflix/HBO etc. ■ The FRANKENSTEIN switch! ■ Meet the best teacher, EVER ■ Larry takes a guided meditation with a Shaman-ette named “Skyweaver” ■ The worst thing about parenthood (it’s NOT kids!)

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Episode 401: Watching America Self-Castrate

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When did America turn chicken? ■ Narcissistic putzes who run the US Military ■ Commies run Corporate America ■ What scares ASTCOs ■ Larry’s Easy Rider Reboot ■ Why nobody deserves respect ■ How downsizing can fix the USA

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Episode 400: The Secret of Success, Revealed!

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Advice from a rock star that will change your life ■ How to find clarity ■ How schools stifle success ■ When cheating is smart and noble ■ Larry’s Master Class in cheating ■ This milestone show – Episode 400 – will fast track your dreams!

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Episode 399: Mysteries of the Wind Phone

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Larry meets the Wolf of Wall St. ■ When being alone is beneficial ■ The wisdom of an Alice Cooper lyric ■ What the wind phone can do for you ■ Why the copycat USA wind phone beats the original in Japan

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Episode 398: The Psycho Next Door

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Lurid tale of the Hatchet Hitcher – what NETFLIX missed ■ America’s love/hate with heroes ■ Why media cut terms “workplace violence” and “disgruntled employee” ■ “Assault pistols” – new gun-grabbers term ■ The fake mass-shooter archetype ■ Guiding principle Larry learned from Conan the Barbarian’s dad

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Episode 397: How To Spot Commies

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How you can ID Commies better than AI does ■ Larry’s epiphany about female deception ■ The two biggest American Commies (guess!) ■ Why Commies are ugly creeps and hate attractive people ■ 5-point Commie spotting checklist you need to know

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You know that silly game – “if you could go back in time and kill/fuck/save anyone, who would they be?”

The kill part is a cinch. Marx/Lenin/Stalin.

The next selection is more difficult. Sophia Loren/Ava Gardner/Lauren Bacall – each in her prime.

Who to save? Probably Elvis. Although it seems everybody tried to save him. And failed.

Back to part one. Though Marx never killed anyone, his fucked up ideas have proved more lethal than anything but smallpox. He was an evil, arrogant, lazy pile of shit. He needed killin’. Big time.

Lenin and Stalin are another matter. Stalin was a low-rent criminal who managed to ratchet himself into a global “leader.” Was he a true believer in Commie canon? Maybe. Or maybe he just liked wealth, power and having people killed. On the murder and suffering scale, with an estimated 40 million deaths under his belt, he absolutely DWARFS Hitler. Only Mao was more lethal, with 60 million estimated kills. (Speaking of dwarfs, both Lenin and Stalin, at 5’4″, were table-top despots.)

After dispatching Marx, I’d have a special protocol for Lenin. Why? I hate his fuckin’ face. It’s shaped like a Dorito, with that little pinpoint chin, doubtless recessive, ergo the goatee camouflage. More than that, unlike Stalin, Lenin was born upper middle class. He stated he was literally “in love” with Marx and Engels. He married this unpleasant, angry grimbo. They had no kids. Thank God.

Mrs. Lenin. “Sex? NYET!!!.” The only party she liked was the Commie party.

Typical Commie shit bag, he believed in equality, except for himself.

This was one of his mansions.

One of Lenin’s mansions. Because some are more equal than others.

Marx and Stalin I would dispatch with alacrity. A bullet to the head or mighty machete hack at the throat. But Lenin rates some extra special protocol. Strap him to a chair. Fit a Vita-mix blender over his head. Sharpen his skull to the shape of a cone (while somehow keeping him alive) then fold him over and pound his pointy head up his own ass with a carnival mallet. As he’s suffocating on the floor, in the darkness of his own bloody colon, play The Star Spangled Banner as the Rockettes do a circular kick line around his writhing body.

When he stops moving, or maybe while he still is, soak him in nitromethane fuel and light him up. Same as he did to this family, the Romanovs.

Lenin had the Romanovs killed. Because they are good looking, and he was a pig-eyed uggo.

Nice looking people, right?

Lenin ordered their execution – you’ve doubtless heard the details in this episode.

This is the room where they were shot and stabbed by 11 Commie shit-bags. The slaughter took 20 minutes. They very nearly shot out the wall.

Room where the Romanov family was slaughtered by Commie shit-bags.

He hated them for their titles, but I GUARANTEE he hated them more for the way they looked and what they were – happy, normal, God-fearing people. Lenin was a twisted, angry and most of all, ENVIOUS pile of shit.

The Romanovs were beautiful. Lenin was a gargoyle. His “wife” is a hemorrhoid in a dress. They had cats.

Churchill called Socialism “the gospel of envy.”

There are no mysteries.

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Episode 396: Riding Out The Storm

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L.A. drowns in Biblical floods – will Larry escape? ■ L.A. museum exhibits coprophagia ■ Death Valley boulders that move ■ Jim Morrison – the un-rock star ■ A Charles Manson prophecy comes true ■ Secrets of Little Tokyo ■ Larry predicts a sci-fi demise for L.A.

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LA is drowning in torrential rain. While the rest of this gutless, pussified town begs Gaia to make it stop, I shake my fist and say – “fuck you, Gaia, double down on the precip. Flush this latter day Gomorrah into the sea with every doll-eyed, Tesla-driving, planet saving shit-head. Drown them all like rats.”

It’s not just art about shit, it’s also shitty art.

This massive canvas is the first thing you’ll see as you enter the Geffen-endowed Museum Of Contemporary Art in downtown Los Angeles. It probably measures 20×40. No warning outside as to what’s inside – an entire exhibit of shit by this… what? Artist? That’s a big stretch. Her name is Tala Madani, and she needs a lot of therapy. A few courses in art, too. Maybe some psychotropic drugs. Shock treatments? Her “work” is shit. Literally and aesthetically. The kind you’d find printed on pulpy paper piled next to the never flushed toilet in some hippie food collective. Because they can never afford actual toilet paper.

LA MOCA (Museum of Contemporary Art) thinks this is art.

More shitty art from someone who should be in a strait jacket.

She has “mommy” issues. Maybe hemorrhoids, too?

Most incredibly – some brain-damaged cretin at that museum – the curator? – thinks displaying shitty art about shit is a good idea. Maybe the current LA monsoon will flush the entire structure into a cistern. As Martha Stewart used to say, that would be a good thing.

Just a few hundred yards from that low-brow depravity, is one my favorite neighborhoods in LA – Little Tokyo.

This is the exterior of FAR BAR – (why rip down a sign as cool as the one that says Chop Suey?)

FAR BAR. No Chop Suey on the menu, but lots of other good stuff.

Here’s that uber cool narrow alley-entryway, now security gated to keep out the meth heads and purse – snatchers. It wasn’t always that way.

Only since leftist Commie filth (AKA Democratic Socialists) seized power in LA and have destroyed it.

May they all someday suffocate under mounds of shit.

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Episode 395: Throat Punching Commies

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“Justice” – the all-purpose Commie suffix that gives morons stiffies ■ LA City pols ban gas stoves/heat/dryers ■ The bigots and racists who run a Commie College ■ Now they’ve canceled MLK

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Episode 394: Larry’s Death-Defying New Year’s Eve

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POINTY CHICKS – EXPLAINED! ▲ Who is the POPE of New Year’s Eve? ▲ N.Y. vs Las Vegas New Year’s (hint: they BOTH suck) ▲ Meet TONY SPUMONTE ▲ Boring people NYC thinks are exciting ▲ Why Barbados’ “Old Year’s Night” kicks our New Year’s ass