Episode 78: Dirty Tricks for the Office

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How to scam the boss Sabotage 101 Stealth destruction of Kumbaya co-workers Smashing true believers Retaining your privacy at a “transparent” workplace Breaking team spirit Getting with the program as you f**k with the program • Humiliating corporate logo-wear • All this and more!

End of March, spring is sprung, yada-yada. Here’s some creative visualization for you – in your mind’s eye, see an Easter bunny hopping across your lawn with a stick of dynamite strapped to his back with a fizzing fuse. No wait, I like animals. Visualize some idiot in a polyester bunny suit with a bundle of dynamite strapped to his back hopping around on your lawn in a most creepy fashion. Hisssss… BOOM! That’s nothing compared to the Easter goodies coming your way from the TNS Dojo.

First, this Sunday will be a special episode of SINNERS’ SUNDAY, entitled JESUS GOES TO HELL. It will be a milestone in the canon of the SS Ministry. A live tour de force with JC as he meanders around the netherworld before the big Ascension. And only Patrionis get to listen. So join here. Now.

I’ve been teasing a new book and it’s nearly ready – again only for Patrionis. Fed up with greeniacs and enviro-hustlers? So was I. So I wrote a funny picture book (RECYCLE THIS!) that broke their lies and had a deal in place with a big time publisher and at the last minute, they killed the project because they were afraid of blow-back from Al Gore and his moron minions. FUCK THEM!

I don’t do collaborative writing, but in the case of RECYCLE THIS! I made an exception because I fell in love with my co-author, Johnny Glo-Skull. Here he is –

and he is what makes this an interactive book. In select portions, audio comments from Johnny’s voice are embedded – even though he’s been dead for Christ knows how long. You’ll fall in love with Johnny. But remember, he’s my BFF.

I’m still working on the RECYCLE THIS! cover – I’ll post it on Patreon when I’m finished.

Lastly, in a Christ-like act of selflessness, I am offering up me – yes me, live via Google hangouts for your consultative well-being. You’ve got questions/problems? We at the TNS Dojo, with our deep bench of senseis from many disciplines, have the answers. But sometimes, you really need the back and forth of a live conversation to sort things out.

The service isn’t free, but its better (and cheaper) than you’ll get from some psychotropic drug-prescribing, fucked-up-and-trying-to-unfuck-himself-as-others-pay-him head shrinker. There will be a link about this on Patreon, but of you want to set it up, shoot me an email at thatlarryshow@gmail.com.

See you at Sinners Sunday (if you’re a Patrioni.)