Episode 93: Bad Company

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How to spot phonies • Friends: NY vs LA styles • Feng shui for friendships • Positives, Neutrals, Negatives and Malevolents – what are they and how do they fit in your life? • Larry’s request from a 2-strike felon • The moral dilemma from Episode 92 – solved! • The most dangerous part of success • Who to keep in your life/who to offload • All this and more!!!

How much pain in our lives is self-inflicted? How much comes from others? Answer: damn near all of it is self-inflicted, because we choose most of the people we let into our life.

Once we leave home, it’s up to us whether we stay close to the family or avoid them like ebola. We can choose a solitary life or create our own families to drive us to drink and drugs. We have one life to live – why spend it with assholes?

Think about it, how many times have you wound up punching a hole in the wall because somebody is making you nuts or miserable. Do they ever do that at gunpoint? No? Then why the hell are you hanging around with creeps that bring you down?

Every April 15, Uncle Suck forces us to self audit. Because the last thing we want to do is give that bastard a penny more than we have to. Think of this episode as your chance to audit your relationships. So often, we hang out with people out of habit instead of choice. Why? Because we’re lazy.

It’s time to change things up. This is feng shui for friendships. This will help you take a hard look at the people in your life and put them in their proper place – by your side, between your sheets or out on their ass.

Next month, will post the 100th episode of That LARRY SHOW. That’s a big damn deal, isn’t it? To celebrate right, I’m having a dojo open house. And it’s so damn convenient, you don’t even have to leave your house. Just call my house – at 302-715 -2779. Then, talk. Say whatever you like. It can be about this show, or it can be about the time your dog passed a ping pong ball through his ass. Whatever you want to say to me and other listeners, say it. But do it fast, because I like to edit things tight and if you wait too long, you won’t be heard.

Its going to be a lot of fun.

And speaking of fun, here’s one of the most fun (and pointy) listeners of the show, Keri. She made this vid just for me and I am deeply touched.

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Come hang with us again for Sinners’ Sunday – this time I’m going after the hypocrites.

See you this weekend.