The dominatrix ex-cop we love • What is command presence? (and why should all cops have it?) • What is the police S.O.M. squad and why are members punks? • Why is ball breaking America’s biggest business? • The #metoo celeb accused of molesting men • Wanna getcha kink and rage on? This is your episode!
You can’t make this shit up is the phrase that bounces around my mind everytime I look at the news. Just when you think humanity can’t get any more stupid, it does.
At least, once in a while the indiocy is sweeteed with some eye-candy and salacious underpinnings, like the story about Kristen Hyman (pictured, in black vinyl, attempting to destroy my DNA manufacture, storage and delivery system.) Of course, it’s a rigged image, as I think Kristen and I would get along quite well. She’s a Take No Shit chick who was canned from the Hudson County Sheriff’s Dept just before graduating . They found out her previous gig was playing a whip-whistling, ball-kicking domina in kinky videos. In my book, that makes her the kind of woman who might make a great cop. When shit gets tense, Kristen won’t be needing any backup.
Here’s Kristen doing a swift-water rescue. Why don’t the life guards at my local pool look (or dress) like her?
Most of the garbage running Fed, State and local governments have done much, much worse than spank some dude (who loved every stroke) in a kinky video. But this is where we are in our so-called culture.
Kristen is a cute, pointy chick who got a bad deal. She is the yin to the yang that is Cristina Garcia – who has had a precipitious fall from grace. Garcia was featured in Time Magazine’s “Silence Breakers” issue as one of many victims of sexual harassment speaking out. But now Garcia is being accused of harassing and molesting men herself! Tsk, tsk. Imagine that? How is that possible?
Garcia doesn’t exactly deny any misbehavior. She says “I have zero recollection of engaging in inappropriate behavior.” Sounds like bullshit to me.
Here’s Garcia at a rally in L.A. braying about “bringing down the patriarchy.”
Hoist on her own petard. Ha ha ha!
As you know, my show is a no-guest format. But I would glady break that rule to have Kristen Hyman on my show. She looks smart. She looks fun. She has been wronged by government. If anyone knows Kristen, please ask her to contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
On the other hand, Cristina Garcia IS the government – a politican from Southern California. She’s what’s wrong with government.
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