Episode 212: How To Bargain With God (Sinners’ Sunday #65)

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Do we need middle men? ▲ How Moses schmoozed God ▲ What really went down at Sodom & Gomorrah? ▲ Abraham vs Moses – who was smarter?▲ Does God use hit men? ▲ How to get some favors out of God ▲ Do NOT talk to God until you hear this episode!

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Episode 211: How To Attain Timeless Cool

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Pants that make guys incels (DO NOT WEAR THEM!) ▲ Which part of you do women check out first? The simple thing you can do to make women chase you ▲ Male versions of resting bitch-face ▲ Why do smart guys buy dummies? ▲ Why “performance fabric” shirts make men look like clowns ▲ Fashion disasters to avoidThe two elements that give you timeless cool ▲ All this and more in the coolest episode yet!

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Episode 210: Horses On Planes. Where Will It End?

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Flirty the horsey’s special plane ride ♦ What creatures will be next be claimed as ‘Emotional Support Animals?’ Giraffes? Tigers? Hippos? ♦ Larry’s Emotional Support Animal and why he will NEVER take it on a plane ♦ The “weapon” theTSA found in Larry’s pocket ♦ Why air travel is hell, all airlines suck and we’re all screwed ♦ Who’s to blame? ♦ Every OTHER business calls you this word, why won’t airlines? ♦ The most dangerous word in the English language ♦ All this and more, in this very un-PC episode.

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Air travel has become torture. No leg room, no ass room, the cabins are dirty, the bathrooms reek, and the fetid air is thick with acrimony and suppressed rage. And now, you must share that hideous space with a goddamn horse. If you complain, you are a narrow-minded horse-o-phobe.

Sure, I photoshopped the episode thumbnail.

But not this picture!

Or this one

“Sorry, Ma’am. Hay bales are not available as ‘special meals.’ “

 

Everything I have to say about this insanity is within this episode.

Listen for yourself.

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Episode 209: 20/20 Sight! No Glasses or Lasik! (Sinners’ Sunday #64)

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How’s your spiritual vision?

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Episode 208: The United States of Anxiety

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Newest manufactured fear: death by robots? ■ Which anxiety-taming drug are you on? ■ How Larry’s grandfather lived anxiety – free for 8 decades ■ The difference between anxiety and fear ■ Anxiety – the new normal? ■ Fake news, fake anxieties, fake fixes ■ All that and more, in this nail-biting episode, plus, a preview of Bonus Episode #30!

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Bonus Episode 30: Larry’s Date With 1 Supermodel, 2 Cops and 9 Zombies

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How Granny’s motto enabled Larry to date a supermodel Why did he and his date have to take cover in a Chinese restaurant? Why bench seats are better than bucket seats Why some chicks like squeaky windshield wipers The cop that hit a home run inside a restaurant What’s the minimum down payment on a yacht? 3 words that will change your life ♦ All this and more in this true story of romance, insanity and violence.

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Episode 207: Kiss the Bride, Kill the Groom

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How incarcerated murderers find sexy wives – and you can too! ■ The town where a groom’s execution gets mass approval ■ Soft-core porn wedding traditions ■ Why marriage is her victory/his defeat ■ Dowrys that help women get husbands ■ How primitive tribes separate the men from the wussies ■ Why the bouquet and garter toss customs are moronic ■ All this and more in this deep dive into dangerous love!

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Marriage can kill you. Just ask Pranay Perumalla, a handsome, nice Indian dude. Well, you can’t ask him, he’s dead. But you could ask his widow. She married Pranay and her old man was not pleased, because Pranay was of a lower caste. So the father of the bride paid $150,000 to have his son-in-law snuffed. And there’s a shitload of people in their town who are on Dad’s side. Not claiming his innocence; they’re cheering him for doing the right thing.

Is there a battle of the sexes? You bet there is. Put your money – ALL your money – on the female. This T-shirt says it all.

She will triumph over you. You have no chance. Zero. Everything is rigged in her favor. It’s hardly a battle. You wouldn’t call Godzilla versus a Chihuahua a battle, would you? No.

So if you’re contemplating marriage, you better be sure about her. Damn sure. You’ve been warned.

The only way females ever lose conflicts with males is when they self destruct. Like these weird broads.

The Menendez brothers blew their parents’ heads off with shotguns back in the 1990’s. Both are doing life sentences.

Erik married this broad.

Mrs. Erik Menendez

Not bad, is she? Looks like any news chick on Fox or CNN, right?

Why’d she marry a murderer in prison for life? “He wrote nice letters.”

 

Lyle has had 2 – that’s right TWO wives! While in prison.

This is wife #1, Anna.

She divorced Lyle when she discovered he was pen pals with another woman. How the fuck did she find out? The guy was in prison, for Chrissake!

 

 

Below is wife #2 for Lyle, Rebecca.

Are any of these 3 women unattractive? No.

If you’re having trouble meeting women, maybe you need to commit a spectacular double-homicide. It worked for the Menendez brothers.

 

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Episode 206: Lose Religion, Find God… in 60 Seconds! (Sinners’ Sunday #63)

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From minute 7-8, you’ll lose your religion… but you’ll find God ■ Is religion is a game of Simon Sez? ■ What are the 3 pillars of every religion? ■ Which is the only one that really matters? ■ Why do people lose their faith? ■ How to spot Holy Phonies ■ All this and more in this in this milestone episode of Sinners’ Sunday!

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Episode 205: Conspiracies

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What’s the bigger, nightmare story that eclipses Epstein’s death? What’s the hidden message from Jeffrey Epstein’s killers? ▲ How are most conspiracies uncovered? ▲ Why does the US Government fear conspiracies? ▲ What words are paired with conspiracy to undermine it’s validity? ▲ What two entities most try to discredit proven conspiracy facts? ▲ How can deploying conspiracies make parenting easier? ▲ The answers are in Episode 205!

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Episode 204: Is Fear Killing America?

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How fear is killing America Who/what has been the all-purpose boogey-man of the fear mongers? What are fear mongers selling? What do fear-mongers want from you? The future according to Larry: who are the Digis? Who are the ‘Logs? Which are you? Why is Larry afraid of lightning? What does fear do to facts?▲ How did Neil deGrasse Tyson self-destruct in one Tweet? ▲ Why fear and truth are enemies ▲ Why manifesto-writers should be registered like sex offenders ▲ All this and more in this fearless episode!

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