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Why I hate Starbucks • When your best friend marries a disaster • The loudmouth judge we love to loathe • Why nobody should be called “your honor • Accessing the autonomic tone in your brain that can save your life • Marital happiness – the odds are revealed • The voice that can kill you • The barista Larry nearly decked • All this and more!
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BS radar, how to develop it • Who is Braco the Gazer? • What C-word do liars love to use? • The bullsh*t pipeline — how to cap it before it drowns you • What are the weapons of good and evil? • Why Doubting Thomas should be YOUR role-model • All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #11.
So here we are – Sunday night in late April 2018 and the world just gets more stupid by the minute.
Presenting BRACO the GAZER.
In episode 73, Killing Pissants for Jesus, we took a look at some other spiritual charlatans – Daddy Grace, Father Divine and Benny Hinn – but whether anyone bought into their bullshit or not, they all delivered something EVERY preacher (myself included) has a duty to deliver… entertainment. But Braco doesn’t do a fucking thing. He walks out on stage and just stares at everyone with his Basset Hound face… and… they… LOVE IT!
Which proves that at any given time on this spinning sphere, there are MILLIONS of imbeciles just begging to be fleeced, conned, led astray, bamboozled and humiliated.
Watch the Braco promo video. And then never EVER wonder again how Hitler, Mao, Stalin and Bernie Madoff were able to do what they did. The people – the idiot people – spoke, and those monsters simply responded.
Now gaze at this.
That’s Braco’s cousin, Braco Lee. I may tour with him later this year. Not sure if we’ll gaze at anybody. Maybe we’ll just dip him in Bleu Cheese and hand him out like communion.
Then there was Tommy the Doubter, the only apostle that got his own sub-name, like Peter “the Rock.” Tommy earned his nickname. He demanded to see JC’s wounds and JC accomodated him. Peter, on the other hand, was a mushy rock. He denied JC on the night he was captured and also sank like a rock when he tried to walk on water like JC.
In my book, Tommy trumps Petey.
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Jon Benet murder SOLVED! • Adios Art Bell • The cop that saved Larry’s life (and almost killed him) • When is a man ready for fatherhood? • Is stepping in dog shit good luck? • Backmasked recordings – Satanic or silly? • Are kids worth the trouble? • Commies, elitists, bureaucrats and procedurists – why they’re all the same and they’re all shit • All this and more, in the exciting conclusion of episode 83 – ONLY on Patreon!
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A killer pimp, gun play and street racing • RIP R. Lee Ermey, the anti-soy boy • Who is Mickey Mouse Mattis and why is he a punk? • Does stepping in dog-sh*t really bring good luck? • What celebrity deaths made Larry smile? • Why the biggest enemy of free speech is the Pentagon • All this and more in this kick-ass 2-part episode!
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Serving Sacred Sleaze • Did Jesus hang out with hookers? • The holy sh*t storm • How tight is too tight for a hug? • What happened to Jimmy Swaggart at the no-tell motel? • How to let God spin YOUR sexual misconduct scandal • What did the Tasmanian Devil make the preacher do? All this and MORE!!!
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Underage drinking with Larry • The rest of the pizzeria story from Episode 80 • The cool cop you’d like to know (and drink with) • What goes into the DMV “shopping cart?” • Larry disses: Coward County Sheriff, Gov. Jerry Brown and the Kalifornia bureaucracy • Why political dynasties ALWAYS spell disaster • When your gubmint assaults you • All this and more – dig in!
In 5th grade, I was swilling beer and scarfing pizza during lunch in The Little Villa Restaurant in Queens, on a school day. With my pals Dennis (the altar boy) and Rocky (the transfer from Flatbush.) How many kids today can say that? None. Its great to have accomplishments that are utterly unique and can never be replicated by anyone. (Everest is for copycat nitwits. Be original or be gone.)
Lunch was going great – we were filling our bellies and catching a buzz – until a cop walked in. What happened next? Listen to the episode.
I feel so sorry for kids today. They live the life of a veal. Trapped in boxes, for their safety. No sodas at school, weekly lock-downs, body cavity searches, metal detectors, transparent backpacks.
When I was in grammar school, only Heidi and Pippi Longstocking used back packs. Men carried gym bags like knuckle heads or briefcases like Don Draper or 007. And to be honest, unless hiking, or traveing, any male over the age of 12 wearing a back pack looks like a fucking moron. And if he’s 21+ wearing a backpack with his business suit, he looks like a double moron and a bucket of assholes. I have spoken.
And speaking of assholes, Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel is still employed. Think about that. Nixon resigned over a trifling break-in. Clinton was impeached over a BJ. Sheriff Scott is partially responsible for 17 deaths and he’s not going anywhere.
Shortly after the massacre, here’s what the Broward Twitter page was. Tone deaf? Holy shit.
As of this writing, Sheriff Monkey-Boi is all in for Autism Awareness. He should have hung himself in his basement. Instead, he’s the biggest attention whore in the sunshine state and still touting his “amazing leadership.”
Here’s the new Twitter image. Pathetic.
It’s very late in the City of Angels. Maybe I’ll add more to this manana.
Nite-nite.
PS- Will somebody PLEASE fire that asshole?
How sleazy were Devil Popes? • Who were they? • Which was the ulcerated sodomist? • How did Larry drink beer in a restaurant in 5th grade? • Did he get busted? • What are Chreasters, CEOs and submarines? • How to buy a “Get Out of Hell Pass” • All this and MORE!!!
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Battling group think • What is buck lure and how can it win the war on men? • Fighting morons in the street, at home and at work • What’s the most dangerous animal in the nation? • Other names morons call themselves • People who should be eaten by predators • People who should be fed to wood chippers • Moron count: Toronto vs. Los Angeles • All this and more in the all-moron episode!
We’re surrounded by morons. How did this happen? Was it something in the water? Sunspots? Cosmic spores from outer space? Probably not. Commie plot is my best guess. Remember Lenin’s line about “useful idiots?” Those useful idiots add up quick and now there are armies of them like insects, whose sole purpose in life is to follow somebody – ANYBODY – and then make (or at least carry) crappy placards, banners and posters and march in parades and protests and sit cross-legged and get outraged and chant stupid shit. Usually stupid shit chants begin with WHAT DO WE WANT or 2,4,6,8!
BUT, morons are still morons, so they need a little help, even with stupid shit chants. There’s actually a blog/website (I won’t link to it – you’ll have to duckduckgo.com it in your own.) What’s duckduckgo? It’s a way better search engine than soyboi/sjw Commie run Google. It does not track you or archive your searches or sell your data. So let’s start a chant… hey-ho yay-yo …for-get Google and duck duck go!) Catchy, right?
As I was saying, some yutz has a blog with hundreds of chants for every occasion, and nearly all of them are Commie causes. And in his blurry brain, he accepts advertising on his blog, flouting those Commie precepts. But hypocrisy is a moron trait just like chanting.
So this episode has a cold-open with some morons in Toronto protesting in front of some guy’s restaurant because he serves meat. And they think that’s b-a-a-a-d. In admirable Take No Shit retaliation, he carves up a deer leg in his front window, just to fritz out their brain circuits. And it works pretty well. Because as much as morons like to chant about “change” they tend not to handle it very well. When others do not react as they demand (another big moron word – they’re always demanding stuff) or expect, they flip out. And it’s always funny to watch.
Here’s a link to the Toronto carnivore protest I parse in this episode. (Just so you know I’m not making anything up.)
In this episode, we look at three venues where morons operate – in-person protest morons, social media morons and workplace morons. What’s the common thread? Hive mentality. Group think. They want, no DEMAND that everyone be exactly like they are. THEY are vegan, so YOU must be vegan. THEY love and protect predator coyotes. YOU must love and protect predator coyotes. THEY use Internet Explorer, so YOU must use Internet Xxplorer. And after they scream and demand and chant that we all eat the same and vote the same and think the same and chant the same… they celebrate diversity.
How do we stop morons? With truth and brutal ridicule. Gloves-off, cut-to-the-bone mocking. That’s how morons were kept in their place for millennia.
Want to save the world? Mock a moron – into tears, an aneurysm or spontaneous combustion – TODAY.
Click this link and get one of the greatest moron-mocking books ever written – RECYCLE THIS!
It so brutally mocks enviro-frauds and their moron minions, the publisher deemed it TOO HOT TO PUBLISH and killed it. But, like my co-author, nuke-powered dead-man Johnny Glo-Skull – the book is immortal and CANNOT DIE.
Along with the book, you’ll get access to fantastic bonus episodes and eligibility to have your Take No Shit challenge addressed by me or one of my many senseis here at the Take No Shit Dojo.
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Who did Jesus meet in hell? • Who where the punks flanking him on Calvary Hill? • Where & what is the “Place of the Skull?” • What does hell look like? • What does a Hemi engine have to do with the Holy Ghost? • What is heaven like? • All this and more in this special EASTER episode!
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How to scam the boss • Sabotage 101 • Stealth destruction of Kumbaya co-workers • Smashing true believers • Retaining your privacy at a “transparent” workplace • Breaking team spirit • Getting with the program as you f**k with the program • Humiliating corporate logo-wear • All this and more!
End of March, spring is sprung, yada-yada. Here’s some creative visualization for you – in your mind’s eye, see an Easter bunny hopping across your lawn with a stick of dynamite strapped to his back with a fizzing fuse. No wait, I like animals. Visualize some idiot in a polyester bunny suit with a bundle of dynamite strapped to his back hopping around on your lawn in a most creepy fashion. Hisssss… BOOM! That’s nothing compared to the Easter goodies coming your way from the TNS Dojo.
First, this Sunday will be a special episode of SINNERS’ SUNDAY, entitled JESUS GOES TO HELL. It will be a milestone in the canon of the SS Ministry. A live tour de force with JC as he meanders around the netherworld before the big Ascension. And only Patrionis get to listen. So join here. Now.
I’ve been teasing a new book and it’s nearly ready – again only for Patrionis. Fed up with greeniacs and enviro-hustlers? So was I. So I wrote a funny picture book (RECYCLE THIS!) that broke their lies and had a deal in place with a big time publisher and at the last minute, they killed the project because they were afraid of blow-back from Al Gore and his moron minions. FUCK THEM!
I don’t do collaborative writing, but in the case of RECYCLE THIS! I made an exception because I fell in love with my co-author, Johnny Glo-Skull. Here he is –
and he is what makes this an interactive book. In select portions, audio comments from Johnny’s voice are embedded – even though he’s been dead for Christ knows how long. You’ll fall in love with Johnny. But remember, he’s my BFF.
I’m still working on the RECYCLE THIS! cover – I’ll post it on Patreon when I’m finished.
Lastly, in a Christ-like act of selflessness, I am offering up me – yes me, live via Google hangouts for your consultative well-being. You’ve got questions/problems? We at the TNS Dojo, with our deep bench of senseis from many disciplines, have the answers. But sometimes, you really need the back and forth of a live conversation to sort things out.
The service isn’t free, but its better (and cheaper) than you’ll get from some psychotropic drug-prescribing, fucked-up-and-trying-to-unfuck-himself-as-others-pay-him head shrinker. There will be a link about this on Patreon, but of you want to set it up, shoot me an email at thatlarryshow@gmail.com.
See you at Sinners Sunday (if you’re a Patrioni.)
