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Episode 376: Truth Bombs From An American Road Trip

Dan Bongino’s brave vax confession ■ Why America’s division cannot be healed ■ The difference between ASTCOs & LUTFAs ■ Why ASTCOs (Commies) are frightened and furious ■ America’s filthiest rest stop is named after BIDEN ■ Why DELAWARE should be re-named UNAWARE ■ Why LUTFAs are happy and cool

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Episode 375: Run Faster, Jump Higher

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PF Flyers or Keds? ■ “Shock-proof Arch” or “Action Wedge?” ■ Why stupid people (of all ages) like clowns ■ How New Balance resurrected PF Flyers and destroyed them with one lousy ad ■ Why Labor Day is a Commie holiday and should be re-named ■ The punishment for adults who rob children of childhood

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This episode is kind of an allegory. Sure it’s about summer and being a kid and sneakers (Keds vs. PF Flyers).

But there are other levels.

KEDS’ TV pitch was pandering and and an insult to kids.

Watch this clown shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op3uz24dqXw

The only part of the script not recorded was where the clown says “hey, little idiots, are you buying this bullshit?”

Which is why I never liked KEDS sneakers.

Here’s a commercial for PF Flyers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzlc10YlV9s

Live action. On location. No cheesy animation. Secret agents. Spies. De-coder rings. Dogs with messages. If after all that, you choose the KEDS clown, you deserve a shitty life.

Back in 2017, somebody at New Balance had the very smart idea of reviving the PF Flyer brand, but then some jackhole at the ad agency stepped in and created this abortion of a commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrcjRoIBK7s

Doesn’t it suck? Yes it does. It may be the worst commercial ever made. Look at that shitty artwork. Listen to that shitty copy. Listen to that dipshit announcer’s monotone delivery. If anyone (myself included) had an idea of buying a new pair of PF Flyers, it was extinguished by that hideous commercial.

For me (me at age 6,7,8,9,10,11), sneakers were a calendar I wore on my feet. By this time each summer the extreme wear on the sneakers told me summer was almost over. That was a scary thought.

How scary?

Listen to the show.

Episode 374: Taps For America?

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Why USA is a monarchy & the “royals” that control it ■ Why didn’t the FBI investigate FDR when he imprisoned 100k + Japanese-Americans? ■ Which loathed dictator does JOeey resemble? ■ Which genocidal Russian dictator was called “Uncle Joe?” ■ Why some people love a gubmnt boot on their neck

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Episode 373: On the Road With the Coof and the “Cures”

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Covid strikes Larry’s wife on the road trip ■ Larry meets actual ghosts and zombies at a health food store ■ The aura-cleansing healing crystal you shove up your butt ■ Hippie cure-all hustlers vs Big Pharma – is there a difference? ■ Are the “Pfizer Proud” tattoo idiots still proud? ■ Magic rocks for those with rocks in their heads ■ El Chapo’s favorite inspirational meme

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Episode 372: Just Passing Through

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Road wreck has Larry thinking murder ■ Which vehicle is 2x more likely driven by a drunk? ■ The real reason people love Route 66 ■ A bigger danger mothers of MADD dare not address ■ 2 words that summarize American culture ■ Feeling alone in a crowd ■ Join Larry on a transcontinental road trip…

DEL’S – Tucumcari, New Mexico. A throwback to when America was great.

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Episode 371: The Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma and Other Vacation Disasters

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What’s the Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma? ■ WTF is a Puritron? ■ Why National Lampoons “Vacation” could never be made today ■ What happened to selfie sticks? ■ How the Grand Canyon facilitates Darwinism ■ A tour de force of the Jersey Shore… when it was still fabulous ■ It’s vacation season – don’t take one until you listen to this episode!

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As promised – THIS… is a Puritron. An utterly worthless metal box that did jack shit to alleviate the problem (hay fever allergy) for which it was built.

As bogus as a Covid “vaccine.”

Lesson learned: people are gullible.

Even my mom and dad.

Have a nice vacation.

Episode 370: R.I.P America; Condolences Via Twitter

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UBU – the globalist religion and why you must know about it ■ How Larry made himself an outcast at his workplace ■ How outrage replaced empathy – and why that’s killing mankind ■ Why Chicoms love Biden ■ Why gubmnt prefers criminals and junkies to productive citizens ■ Why Biden is a punk’s punk

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Episode 369: Killer Snails and Larry’s Guinness Record Fish

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The killer snail that has Tampa in quarantine ■ What is rat lung-worm and why should you avoid it? ■ Why is Cory’s Snail Death now called Cory’s Snail Killer? ■ The breakfast cereal that may give you diabetes ■ Larry’s immortal fish ■ Ingredients you eat that are used in jet fuel

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Episode 368: How To Become A Legend – In 5 Easy Steps!

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How Bob Dylan made himself a legend ■ 5 steps that will make YOU a legend (no matter your profession) ■ Why the audience at a Dylan concert was the best part of the show ■ Fame-obsessed nut-jobs Larry has known ■ 5 legendary rock bands that tower above all others ■ Larry’s evening with Sinatra and the mob ■ BONUS: Larry records custom outro music you will love

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Episode 367: When James Bond Died, Did Cool Die With Him?

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Why they killed 007 ■ Where will the world now source cool? ■ The creeps who killed him ■ The US president who was almost 007 ■ The hottest Bond girl of all time ■ How US Gubmnt glamorizes war and makes idiots love it ■ Another Hollywood soyboy kisses Zalenskyy’s squishy ass ■ JFK vs. creepy, phony imbecile Biden