Episode 3: Larry’s secrets to your BEST year EVER.

 

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What kind of men do women really want?  • The secret, ancient contract between men and women.  • Foolproof Mafia weight loss system, revealed. • Mil-spec office survival methods. • Best way to KILL YOUR BOSS. • How to survive a submarine attack. • Detecting and neutralizing PSYCHIC VAMPIRES. • Music to Take No Shit (and go postal) by. Hollywood’s next fad. • Which celebs are total assholes? • Larry saves a Dick Masterson fan – from himself. • Why video games suck. • The next BIG THING in fitness… Jack-er-cise! • Larry reveals the 4-word secret of fitness and saves America $40 billion. • Follow thatlarryshow on Twitter. • First 5 to follow get a shout out. First 5,000 get eternal bliss.

How Larry survived NEW YEAR’S WITH THE MOB

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Discover how Larry survived New Year’s With the Mob. • Hang with godfathers, hit-men and gun molls – without getting shot. • Attend a Mafia wedding with Larry. • Learn how to avoid painful-memory New Year’s triggers. • Ride along with Larry – LIVE – in a death-defying car-wreck. • Discover the only New Year’s song that could make a monster weep. • Tips to improve your karma. • Learn how to talk and SWEARlike a gangster. • Learn what a pointy-chick is, and how to ID (maybe even date) her. 

That LARRY SHOW – HOLIDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE

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A new Christmas carol for Charlie Brown… and his ASSISTED SUICIDE –RECORDED LIVE!

Why do the holidays suck?  • Who do we blame? • ISIS’ secret Yuletide recruitment tool. • The politically corrected, new, non-pipe-smoking, SLIM LINE Santa.  • 5 worst Christmas songs of all time. (SPOILER ALERT – 2 of them were from BEATLES).  • Psssst! John Lennon just pissed in your cocktail. • Which Christmas card to send / not send.  • The new UNIVERSAL Christmas greeting.

Puke-inducing Christmas treats. • Why singles may hate holidays more than marrieds. • Why Dunkin Donuts beats the ass off Starbucks.

Banned North Korean Christmas meals REVEALED.  • How to make your cat SING. • The holiday most likely to KILL YOU.

Forget secret Santa – meet SECRET JESUS.