Biden: The Most Dangerous Man On Earth

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The secret that torments Joey – and may get us all killed ■ The real reason Biden hates Putin ■ What Putin thinks of Biden ■ How the media soft peddles Joey’s lies and insanity ■ Why Joey lives in fear ■ if you want to know what’s really going on in Joey’s skull – this is your episode!

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Episode 382: Happy Meals and Headless Goats

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What are KIDULTS and how are they destroying the world? Is Richard Branson a rich dope? How Jack In The Box kicks McDonald’s Ass The McDonald’s jingle that insulted customers Why millions of Twitidiots follow PEPSI Why are there hundreds of headless goats in a Georgia river?

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Episode 381: Who’s Killing Chinatown?

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What “must-have miracle product” is found only in Chinatown? ■ Why are ants the same as Commies? ■ Which cough remedy is on a whore-house menu? ■ What does Larry tell ants before he kills them? ■ Why the EPA must not be trusted ■ Why Chinese tongs will outlive the US Govt.

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“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”

Famous final words of dialog from one of the best movies ever made. Not just any Chinatown, L.A.’s Chinatown, circa 1930 something.

Here we are in the autumn of 2022 and it would be nice to say Chinatown is on life support, but it’s not. It’s going to die. And nobody seems to give a shit.

For a century, it was a major part of what made L.A. , L. A. Can any city be a metropolis without one? Besides L.A., only New York and San Francisco had serious Chinatowns.

This is one of the coolest buildings in LA or any city. I shot this picture of Hop Louie restaurant in 2012, when the minimum wait for a table – was one hour.

Now, it’s been gutted. An empty shell they use for movie shoots.

San Francisco’s Chinatown was by far the biggest and best. I’ve not been there in many years. It may have been destroyed by the Commie shit that has destroyed most of San Francisco. Ditto, New York’s Chinatown. Without some enormous financial reward, I would not set foot in either city.

Look at this open square in mid-day. Where are the people?

Once this place was packed with tourists and artsy types checking out wall-to-wall galleries. Now, the only visible life form is a big, ugly weed.

If only they could resurrect Bruce Lee. Maybe he could kick some ass and get Chinatown jump-started.

Who knew that Hop Sing wasn’t only the Cartwright’s cook, but also the name of one of China’s most infamous TONGS?

It’s been around for centuries, and its members are considered formidable allies… or enemies. Can they save Chinatown? I wasn’t about to knock on their door and ask.

Not too long ago, limos idled curb – side while flush shoppers stocked up on Rolexes and Pateks and Cartiers at this store. It was very plush. Look at it now. Why has no thief yet ripped off those cool Omega door handles or that even cooler Omega clock? Maybe the Hop Sing boys are the silent owners.

As Carl Douglas sang, Kung Fu is “an ancient Chinese art, Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah, Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah.” But has it now crossed over to swimming/diving? Is there a secret pool in the basement of the dojo? Who knows?

As long as we’re on Kung Fu, seems like in every Bruce Lee movie, he took on 8 or 9 restaurant guys in an alley, who were doing exactly what these guys are doing. I assumed it was a gimmick for the movie. But I guess Chinese cooks like to prep the veggies outside. And this alley is a lot nicer than the ones where Bruce fought.

Where do those cooks get the food? Maybe it was this place, but not anymore. This was Chinatown’s only supermarket. It won’t be replaced.

What’s this you ask? It’s the new Chinatown. A boba tea emporium.

Cozy, eh? Just touch the screen on the right to place your order. Have a seat on an ass-punishing stool and try to interpret the mural. It’s brand new, but the artifacts are not. Instamatic camera? Boom box? Rotary phone? What does it all mean?

When your beverages are ready, hear the electronic chime-prompt, turn right and step to the bullet-proof glass where some masked, non-binary, non-speaking person pushes your drink under the slot. Touch your card to the no-contact pad. No cash, please. Watch the person vanish behind a wall.

You’re welcome to sit and enjoy your drink. And the marvelous mural. As long as your ass can tolerate that stool.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

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Episode 380: POTUS: PIMP Of The United States

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Why we are all Biden’s whoresThe unspoken phrase that precedes every Biden lieThe convict-pimp who was a better man than BidenWho will Joey blame next?Why student-loan deadbeats deserve the finger

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Episode 379: Headless Body In Topless Bar

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How the greatest headline of all time was almost lost ■ A tale of two beheadings ■ Why Oprah’s a truth killer ■ There’s no YOUR truth, only THE truth ■ Why Commiefornia may be worse than NY ■ How to engineer your own murder via SnapChat

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Episode 378: Death at a Concert, As The Band Played On

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Larry watches a man die as the band plays on ■ Was he killed by Yacht Rock? How Corporatization is killing live musicMercedes Benz “luxury” is a side-order of mac ‘n’ cheese Another “no-cash” venue you should boycott ■ Is Los Angeles a godless wasteland?

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Episode 377: How America Got Stupid / Commie Glossary Pt 2

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Actual recording of an ICU ventilator “covid” fatality! The “Man on the Street” is “The Idiot On the Street”Words & phrases Commies use to control their minions A chronology of gubmnt Covid scamsPfizer’s new vax for teens TV ad – with side-effects!Why most experts are credentialed morons

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Episode 376: Truth Bombs From An American Road Trip

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Dan Bongino’s brave vax confession ■ Why America’s division cannot be healed The difference between ASTCOs & LUTFAsWhy ASTCOs (Commies) are frightened and furious America’s filthiest rest stop is named after BIDEN ■ Why DELAWARE should be re-named UNAWARE ■ Why LUTFAs are happy and cool

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Episode 375: Run Faster, Jump Higher

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PF Flyers or Keds?“Shock-proof Arch” or “Action Wedge?”Why stupid people (of all ages) like clownsHow New Balance resurrected PF Flyers and destroyed them with one lousy adWhy Labor Day is a Commie holiday and should be re-named ■ The punishment for adults who rob children of childhood

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This episode is kind of an allegory. Sure it’s about summer and being a kid and sneakers (Keds vs. PF Flyers).

But there are other levels.

KEDS’ TV pitch was pandering and and an insult to kids.

Watch this clown shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op3uz24dqXw

The only part of the script not recorded was where the clown says “hey, little idiots, are you buying this bullshit?”

Which is why I never liked KEDS sneakers.

Here’s a commercial for PF Flyers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzlc10YlV9s

Live action. On location. No cheesy animation. Secret agents. Spies. De-coder rings. Dogs with messages. If after all that, you choose the KEDS clown, you deserve a shitty life.

Back in 2017, somebody at New Balance had the very smart idea of reviving the PF Flyer brand, but then some jackhole at the ad agency stepped in and created this abortion of a commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrcjRoIBK7s

Doesn’t it suck? Yes it does. It may be the worst commercial ever made. Look at that shitty artwork. Listen to that shitty copy. Listen to that dipshit announcer’s monotone delivery. If anyone (myself included) had an idea of buying a new pair of PF Flyers, it was extinguished by that hideous commercial.

For me (me at age 6,7,8,9,10,11), sneakers were a calendar I wore on my feet. By this time each summer the extreme wear on the sneakers told me summer was almost over. That was a scary thought.

How scary?

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