Episode 18: Into the Night

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Dangerous pointy chix — how Larry saved his life and Tony Spumonte’s marriage • How Larry became Tony’s unofficial consigliere • Why night owls beat early birds • Larry goes to Washington and meets his first pointy chick – but does he get the point? • 15 words that took down the Big Apple • Larry’s near-death experience at a lover’s lane • Marriage – Italian style • Why Saturday Night live is fake AF • The real slaves of New York • All this and more!

Episode 17: Bully Busting 101

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Anti-bullying is now an industry, and it’s a FRAUD • Who are the REAL bullies? They’re not who you think • Exposing the real agenda of the anti-bully crowd •  5 words that should trigger YOU • Go bully-busting with Mike Tyson • Where do puke-bag politicians come from? • The President of the European Union gets spanked by Tony Spumonte • Larry disses Kim Jong Un • Prolapsed sphincter –  2 words that will trigger THEM • How The Force helped Larry destroy another boss • The career-killing phrase you must NEVER utter • Identifying Power-Trippers and how to flip them • The real reason Mike Tyson went to jail and Kobe didn’t • Your secret to self-worth • The T.N.S. Dojo Store opens soon – stay tuned!

Got a bully you want to bust? Let the senseis at the T.N.S. dojo handle it! https://twitter.com/ThatLARRYSHOW  or email him at  thatlarryshow@gmail.com or call him at 302-71-LARRY

BTW, I’ve been remiss in posting listener artwork.

Harrison Fjord, with cat-like reflexes and laser insights, created a video tutorial for dealing with Cyber-bullies. You’ll like his no-fuss, n0-muss solution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=369bxZ2wcPA&feature=youtu.be

Here are a couple of thumbnails from an artful listener Down Under, the fabulous Biggie Talls.

This one is for Episode 5: Larry Slugs a Nun. Had the original nun looked as kinky/hot as this one, I might have clinched with her during the fight.

 

Here’s another rendering from Biggie, for Episode 15 : Larry’s Road Trip to Destiny. You can almost hear the wind sweep across that lonesome crossroads. (BTW, I never leave home without a guitar and a fish.)

Here’s another from the amazing Renaissance Man,  aciou:

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Lastly, the TAKE NO SHIT Dojo Store will open in a matter of days. We’ll start off with a kick ass t-shirt. Any guesses as to what it is?

 

Episode 16: EVERYBODY’S CRAZY, no exceptions.

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GUNFIRE at a wedding • Be first on your block to SELF-AMPUTATE!Amputee dialog recorded LIVE at an ICU • How to change the oil… in your musclesInstant body-building • How to sever a relationship… or a leg • Trade your slippers for soup mugs • Why are all shrinks insane? • The best era for time travel • How Captain Kirk became gay • Another big, fat government lie • All this and more, more more!

Bonus Episode 3: Vengeance is Ours, Part One

REVEALED! THE place to meet chix that tops Dick Masterson’s skating rink (and can’t miss dialog when you visit) • How to DESTROY an enemy • How Larry took on a mob scion and lived to tell the story • Jesus – the ONE MAN GANGSecrets of the greatest con man • How to open any school locker • The sickest revenge video of all time • The sweetest laughter of all • Stealth Vengeance, how to do it • The secret of the USMC success, and MORE! Available only here:    www.patreon.com/thatlarryshow

Episode 15: Larry’s Road Trip to Destiny

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What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him  • Larry’s midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry’s run in with a gink… what’s a gink? • The car that makes its owners a punch line • Why Elon Musk doesn’t know jack • Who was the coolest tycoon? • Who are the pointiest chix of all time? • Why the Hyperloop is a snore • World premiere – Larry’s very own road trippin’ music • Larry creates a car for Dick Masterson • All this and MORE!

Episode 14: Larry Flames the Time Bandits

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How to annihilate “customer service” • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think  – Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered – guess who’ll kill them?  • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure… why there’s no such thing • The T.N.S. dojo’s new sensei/attorneys • Who’s been stealing from you?

Episode 12: Skeletons In Larry’s Closet

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Larry’s clash with a murderer • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry’s double DNA surprise • What are dead men’s legs?Jesus speaks • What your parade preference says about you • The psycho in your family tree • What’s an Armageddon Girl? • How to spot a professional Irishman • The man who wants to build Trump’s Wall – cheap! • How you can become an Indian casino millionaire, and more, more, more!

Episode 11: How Larry Cheated Death

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How Larry learned he wasn’t bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the shit out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words that can save your life • Killer advice to brides and grooms • Can you pass the TRANSGENDER TEST?  • Do you have what it takes to make the sick f**k squad? • The man who became a human kebab • How Larry drove a snowflake’s mother crazy-er • Dentist music to die by, and more, more more!

Episode 10: Larry Kills Oscar

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Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? • Who are the cool ones?   • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars • LARRY REVEALS:  The greatest actor you never heard of • Why rock star beats movie star • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars – what’s that about? •  How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul. • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur. • The investment you should never make  • MORE CLUES to the CAN’T MISS venue for meeting chix (Hint: it’s NOT Dick Masterson’s skating rink.)

Episode 9: Larry Destroys Disneyland

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WORLD PREMIERE: Larry’s hit song – It’s a Pointy, Hot Chick World. • Disneyland: why Larry’s last visit was his LAST VISIT.  • Why do they call it Mouseschwitz?  • What’s wrong with Ariel’s anatomy?  • What happens inside Larry’s HCACC? (That’s Hot Chick Aversion Conditioning Chamber) The sick hags who want Jasmine (and all pointy chicks) dead. • Great (free) alternatives to the Magic Kingdom. • Larry’s pointy-chick throw down in a restaurant. • Verbal judo that helps you win any argument. • Follow / tweet Larry your Disney disses:  https://twitter.com/ThatLARRYSHOW