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Episode 15: Larry’s Road Trip to Destiny

What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him • Larry’s midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry’s run in with a gink… what’s a gink? • The car that makes its owners a punch line • Why Elon Musk doesn’t know jack • Who was the coolest tycoon? • Who are the pointiest chix of all time? • Why the Hyperloop is a snore • World premiere – Larry’s very own road trippin’ music • Larry creates a car for Dick Masterson • All this and MORE!

Episode 14: Larry Flames the Time Bandits

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How to annihilate “customer service” • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think – Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered – guess who’ll kill them? • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure… why there’s no such thing • The T.N.S. dojo’s new sensei/attorneys • Who’s been stealing from you?

Episode 12: Skeletons In Larry’s Closet

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Larry’s clash with a murderer • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry’s double DNA surprise • What are dead men’s legs? • Jesus speaks • What your parade preference says about you • The psycho in your family tree • What’s an Armageddon Girl? • How to spot a professional Irishman • The man who wants to build Trump’s Wall – cheap! • How you can become an Indian casino millionaire, and more, more, more!

Episode 11: How Larry Cheated Death

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How Larry learned he wasn’t bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the shit out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words that can save your life • Killer advice to brides and grooms • Can you pass the TRANSGENDER TEST? • Do you have what it takes to make the sick f**k squad? • The man who became a human kebab • How Larry drove a snowflake’s mother crazy-er • Dentist music to die by, and more, more more!

Episode 10: Larry Kills Oscar

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Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? • Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars • LARRY REVEALS: The greatest actor you never heard of • Why rock star beats movie star • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars – what’s that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul. • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur. • The investment you should never make • MORE CLUES to the CAN’T MISS venue for meeting chix (Hint: it’s NOT Dick Masterson’s skating rink.)

Episode 9: Larry Destroys Disneyland

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WORLD PREMIERE: Larry’s hit song – It’s a Pointy, Hot Chick World. • Disneyland: why Larry’s last visit was his LAST VISIT. • Why do they call it Mouseschwitz? • What’s wrong with Ariel’s anatomy? • What happens inside Larry’s HCACC? (That’s Hot Chick Aversion Conditioning Chamber) The sick hags who want Jasmine (and all pointy chicks) dead. • Great (free) alternatives to the Magic Kingdom. • Larry’s pointy-chick throw down in a restaurant. • Verbal judo that helps you win any argument. • Follow / tweet Larry your Disney disses: https://twitter.com/ThatLARRYSHOW

Bonus episode 2: Larry’s Home Invasion

Home invasion: does Larry pull the trigger? ♦ 1 in 5 chance you’ll be a victim – how to survive. What happened to all the crazies? ♦ The real (sick) reason people hate guns. ♦ Why the French are wimps — the panic room around the Eiffel Tower. ♦ Why is America is on its knees? 9/11 according to Larry. ♦ The criminal beside you- be wary!
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Episode 8: LOVE WARS – Valentine’s Day

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EVERYTHING you need to know about love. ♦ Love Casualties – how not to become one. ♦ The CAN’T MISS opening line. ♦ Seduction tips from a serial killer. ♦ De-coding chick-speak. ♦ The secret info graphic to help you find the perfect mate. ♦ Identifying and avoiding lethal love. ♦ The truth about stadium proposals. ♦ What makes the perfect pointy chick? ♦ The $40,000 engagement ring disaster. ♦ Tony Spumonte saves Larry’s life.

Episode 7: LARRY PREPS

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Larry reveals his doomsday forecast. ♦ What will it look like? ♦ What will it sound like? ♦ Why did Larry carry a loaded .38 to work? ♦ Did he use it? ♦ Pointy chick threat-levels you need to know. ♦ Meet the mega-preppers. Tour a $3 million bomb shelter. ♦ What’s the secret reason men prep? ♦ Must-have weapons when SHTF. ♦ Doomsday advice from Tony Spumonte. ♦ And more!!!

Episode 6: Larry at the Circus

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What urge really drives men? (It’s not sex.) ♦ Larry sentences an elephant to death. ♦ Larry tells a giant to fuck off. ♦ Noah’s Ark of Death – the untold story. ♦ A guy skydives without a parachute, and lives! ♦ Larry discovers hippies’ secret hideout. ♦ Advice that could make your career. Cuddly, herbivore bears that kill. ♦ Larry’s life-saving “Hey Watch This” app – and why you need it. ♦ Why guys deserve a cash bonus at age 21. ♦ Larry meets Wez from the Road Warrior. ♦ All this and more, more more!!!